Chapter 90: Shuhang, learn driving! (1/2)
Chapter 90: Shuhang, learn driving!
When everything ended, it was close to mid-afternoon.
After bidding goodbye to the little loli’s family and rejecting their invitation to be a guest at their house, Song Shuhang took the subway back to Jiangnan University Town.
They didn’t exchange contact details since their meeting was just a coincidence. If they were fated to meet, they would meet again; if not, then they would leave it at that.
Actually, the man in white s.h.i.+rt wanted to get Song Shuhang’s contact details, but he was too embarra.s.sed to ask for it.
After getting off the train where there was an accident, the first thing he did was to look for a plastic bag to cover this black suitcase. This suitcase had bad origins, so it was better to cover it first.
There weren’t many pa.s.sengers around on the train back, so Shuhang got a seat. After that, he placed a large shopping bag next to him. Inside the bag was Altar Master’s black suitcase.
The train slowly started moving, and Song Shuhang’s tense mood finally relaxed.
He leaned against the seat. In his mind, the scene where he had killed Altar Master kept playing over and over, and from that, he slowly calmed his emotions down.
After sighing heavily, Shuhang switched on his phone and got on the Nine Provinces (1) Group.
There were no new messages within the group.
The last message was still the ones between Senior North River, Soft Feather, and him discussing over the beast headed tile with claw marks.
After thinking for a bit, Song Shuhang then typed in the group: “@Seven Lives Talisman Master, Senior, I successfully found the person behind the beast headed tile with claw marks, Altar Master. He’s been eliminated. I used up two Exorcism Talismans and three Sword Talismans. As for the remaining scattered members of that organization whose members hold a beast headed tile with claw marks, I will not pursue them for now.”
“Also, Senior, let me return the remaining talismans.”
The moment he entered it, there was a reply in the Nine Provinces (1) Group.
Seven Lives Talisman Master: “Little friend Shuhang truly acts as swiftly as a cunning hare, your efficiency is amazing. Good job!”
“By the way, you need not return the remaining talismans, just think of it as a little gift from me. Besides, even if you wanted to send it back to me, I can’t receive it.”
“I’m currently on a little island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, teaching a primitive tribe how to read. Motherf.u.c.ker, why did I take the oath to teach 10,000 people how to read? How itchy must my b.a.l.l.s have been for me to make such an oath? Especially since volunteerism has taken off nowadays and many people are teaching others how to read for charity, it’s hard to find someone who can’t read. It wasn’t easy for me to find this solitary island. There are close to 10,000 primitive people here who can’t read.”
“As long as I teach them how to read, I will complete my oath from the past. However, this would take a few months at best, and a few years at the worst, right? What kind of dogs.h.i.+t oath is this! If I have the opportunity to become a peerless cultivator that can turn back time, I would definitely go back and give my previous self dozens of resounding slaps, for letting loose so many motherf.u.c.king oaths from that s.h.i.+tty mouth!”
Shuhang had only asked a question, but Seven Lives Talisman Master had already typed away and explained a whole lot. From his tone, it could be seen how angry he was at his younger self.
From the looks of it, everyone had some ‘past’ they didn’t like to look back on.
Song Shuhang sighed.
Also… Senior Seven Lives Talisman Master seemed to be very busy. He was still occupied with something in the Huaxi region yesterday, but in the blink of an eye, he had already gone over to some island in the Pacific?
“I shall thank you then, Senior. Senior, your talismans are truly easy to use and powerful!” He slightly flattered, hoping that his flattery would let this senior get into a better mood.
“Hahaha, of course. In this group, I’m the best when it comes to talismans. I’m going to go offline now to continue teaching these primitives how to read. These guys are so stupid. They’ll forget words I just taught them, I really feel like beating them up…… Oh, that might be a good method. If they forget their words, I’ll just hang them up and beat them. Let’s see which b.a.s.t.a.r.d will dare to forget words now!” Seven Lives Talisman Master seemed to be a senior who easily went off topic.
As he considered beating up the primitives a fantastic idea, Seven Lives Talisman Master quickly got offline.
“……” Song Shuhang rubbed his heart, for unknown reasons, his conscience felt disturbed. In his mind, the image of primitives wearing animal pelts sat in orderly lines, pitifully reciting: Hoeing millet in mid-day heat, sweat dripping onto the earth, do you know that of the rice on your plate, each grain was hard-earned……
If one of the primitive people suddenly forgot their lines, he would suddenly be hung on a large tree and whipped crazily by Seven Lives Talisman Master.