Chapter 35: Do not be embarrassed, reply to me loudly! (1/2)
Chapter 35: Do not be embarra.s.sed, reply to me loudly!
North River’s Loose Pract.i.tioner suggested: “Therefore, I suggest that you stealthily let people close to you consume this only after you have reached a certain level of strength, and have more than enough for your own use. Furthermore, during this process, I need to emphasize a few points.”
“Before you have enough strength to protect yourself, try not to let your ident.i.ty as a cultivator be discovered, to avoid misfortune to you and your family. These aren’t just empty words to scare you, because the number of people who were harmed by this issue from ancient times till now is large enough to form a circle around the earth. Therefore, before you let your family and friends take the Body Tempering Liquid, you need to first find a rational excuse to conceal the source and medicinal effect of the Body Tempering Liquid.”
Song Shuhang nodded, he understood this point. The heart to harm somebody mustn’t be owned, yet the heart to guard mustn’t be lacking in vigilance.
“Furthermore, Body Tempering Liquid isn’t something that just anybody could consume. Before consuming the Body Tempering Liquid, the person’s body must have adequate amounts of qi and blood. If one is too old, and have declined in qi and blood, they absolutely must not consume the Body Tempering Liquid, otherwise they might forfeit their lives. In ordinary circ.u.mstances, even when sects give this to their disciples to consume, they would first let the disciples work out for several months or even half a year, increasing the qi and blood in their bodies to reach its peak before consumption.” North River’s Loose Pract.i.tioner patiently explained.
Song Shuhang heard what was said, and couldn’t help but feel at a loss. Daddy and Mommy Song had already pa.s.sed their years of youth and vigor, their qi and blood had already begun to decline, in that case, wouldn’t they be unable to consume Body Tempering Liquid in any fas.h.i.+on?
“Come to think of it, little friend Shuhang, you consumed the Body tempering Liquid, yet you’re completely fine, you exercise often don’t you?” North River’s Loose Pract.i.tioner suddenly thought as he asked.
“Erm… I used to maintain a certain intensity of training. However, due to various reasons, I haven’t been training regularly for the past year.” Song Shuhang was a bit ashamed to admit.
“Didn’t exercise for over a year? Did you feel unwell in any way when you took the Body Tempering Liquid?” North River’s Loose Pract.i.tioner was a little shocked. If that was really the case, then Song Shuhang’s body was either ridiculously gifted, or……
Song Shuhang: “I didn’t feel unwell at all, other than the burning feeling in my throat at the start, all I felt was comfort and abundance of energy.”
“Interesting, little friend Shuhang, I want to ask you a question, don’t be embarra.s.sed and answer me loudly.” North River’s Loose Pract.i.tioner said, “Have you had a girlfriend before?”
This change of topic was really quick, what does consuming Body Tempering Liquid have to do with having a girlfriend?
Furthermore, there’s nothing embarra.s.sing about this question, right?
Song Shuhang replied: “I’ve just entered university a short time ago, and haven’t found one.”
“Which means you’ve never used it(broken your body)? You’re still a virgin?” North River’s Loose Pract.i.tioner asked bluntly.
Song Shuhang: “Why is it that the way you ask questions makes me feel as if you’re mocking me?”
“Yo, you’re indeed a virgin. Hahaha, I was just being a little crude, seems like you prefer the more tactful way of enquiry? Then I’ll ask you again.” North River’s Loose Pract.i.tioner chuckled: “Have you been like King Kong, striking airplanes at the summit of the Empire State Building for the woman you like?”
[TL: Striking airplanes = w.a.n.k]
“This is not tactful at all!! That’s an old joke from twenty years ago, any ordinary person would be able to understand it from a glance!” Song Shuhang uttered vulgarities: “Also, why is it King Kong? Senior North River, are you so free to go watch movies?”
“Well, I’m one of the more progressive ones in the group. Answer me, don’t dodge the question, have you been striking airplanes?” North River’s Loose Pract.i.tioner said: “Youngster, do not be shy, loudly speak out the answer.”
“No.” Song Shuhang clenched his teeth and typed out a single word. Because of a shameful dark history, it had led him away from imitating King Kong till today. That dark history should not be mentioned, the moment he thinks of it he would feel like rolling on the floor.