Chapter 99 (1/2)

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A Small World

The mountain path wide enough to fit four horse carriages was completely silent as Li Chengfeng stared with his jaw on the floor. He turned to Su Yuehan, whose cheek twitched. “Young Master, can we make it to Cangjin Court?”

He said drily, “P-probably not…?”

She suddenly pointed at them both. “Eh, look! Aren't they the two swindlers who tried to fake the injury from before?”

He squinted and his eyes widened. One had very evil-looking features while the other was short. They were definitely them.

What a small world!

Li Chengfeng's mind raced and almost clapped his hands. Ah, I was just about to sleep and someone sends me a pillow! We can understand if they swindled people at the foot of the mountain but I can't believe they're now pretending to be Cangjian Court seniors here!

It's your unlucky day to have met me!

Li Chengfeng put his hands on his hips. “You two idiots! I'll forget about you swindling people at the foot of the mountain, I'll let you live, but you want to do this again? You must have a death wis.h.!.+”

Both of them paused for a moment, then tempers flared. The shorter guy yelled, “Senior, it's that swindler!”

Li Chengfeng raged, folding his sleeves up as he rushed forward. “YOU'RE the swindler! How dare you pretend to be Spiritual Mountain Sect seniors in broad daylight?”

The short guy also raged, “Nonsense, I'm from the sect! My senior too!”

Li Chengfeng stepped forward. “NONSENSE! With your abilities? Which courts are you two from?”

The evil-looking guy yelled, “We're from the Cangjian Court! Who are you? How dare you speak to us that way!”

Li Chengfeng laughed. “Me? Hah, you two were swindlers before this, how dare YOU speak to me that way?”

Su Yuehan held back her laughter and also put her hands on her hips. “Yeah, that's right!”

The shorter guy galred at her and Su Yuehan immediately hid behind Li Chengfeng, making a face at them.

The shorter guy raged, “We're cultivators of the sect and this path leads to the Cangjian Court. What is wrong with asking for payment here? You little sh*t, how dare you speak like that to us? You must want to die!”

Li Chengfeng laughed angrily. “Not bad, first faking injuries and then now pretending to be cultivators! Not bad! You think you even look like cultivators? I'm too impatient for karma, I'll help karma do its job today!”

In a flash, he pounced at them.

The short guy bellowed, “How dare you touch us! There were too many people at the bottom of the mountain just now so we did not stay for long. And now you've cornered us! I'll show you the wrath of…”

Then, he unsheathed the sword behind his back but just as his arm extended backwards, he saw a flash and the senior next to him flew backwards.

The short guy widened his eyes and turned to see Li Chengfeng sitting on his senior, slapping his cheek repeatedly, alternating left and right with audible slaps as he scolded, “Admit it! You're both liars!”

The short guy pulled his sword out and gasped, “Let my senior brother go! I'm telling you now, we really are from Cangjian Court, how dare you…”

His sentence was too long because Li Chengfeng had already slapped the guy more than ten times. The guy cursed as his mouth swelled. He begged and sobbed, “Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!”

Li Chengfeng raged, “Admit it! Are you a liar?”

Tears fell as the evil-looking guy shouted, “Yes, yes, I'm a liar!”

“Are you the only liar?”

“He… he's also a liar!”

The short guy raged, “Senior Brother! What are you talking about?!”