Chapter 9 (1/2)

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Bystanders

The leader official's eyes widened as he stared at Zhao Xiaobao, who was screaming his head off, as if he was looking at a ghost. Miraculously, a crowd surged into Cailian Alley- pimps, officials, performers, courtesans, sellers, even pa.s.sersby. Some people peeked out of buildings, others stopped walking and turned around, others came out of the buildings. Everyone stared at him with widened eyes and jaws agape.

Sweat sprouted out of Zhao Xiaobao's forehead under the gaze of so many people. He pointed at Zhixi's place and said, “Go check it out!”

The crowd erupted. Customers at little stalls surveying goods quickly dropped the goods and left, even the courtesans stopped calling out to customers, giggling as they ran. The pimps also walked out curiously.

The sellers were no longer open for business, all quickly covering their stalls with tarp and then running off with the crowd.

In a second, everyone in Cailian Alley gleefully rushed to check out the situation at Zhixi's place. The alleys around the building were already surrounded by rings of crowds three-people deep.

Someone, who was late to the scene, pulled a pa.s.serby aside to ask what was going on. The pa.s.serby yelled emotionally, “What are you still doing here? That's the Lord's Third Mistress! Will you ever see something like that again?”

“Sigh, let me tell you this, I once saw Third Mistress out on a vacation. Aiya, that body, that face, tsk tsk, she's gorgeous! At that point, I really wondered how an old man like the Prefecture Chief would be able to keep up with a young fox like that. Wouldn't he just hurt himself?”

“Someone must have a death wish, to harm the Prefecture Chief's mistress!”

“Sigh, I wouldn't care! She's so hot, I'd be willing to have a night with her even if it means they'll peel my skin off the next day!”

“Ptui! Listen to yourself! What the heck was that?! Look at your toad face and ugly moles, I think you'd just scare her off with your looks!”

“Hey, I'm just talking about myself here, why did you have to insult me?”

“You two! Bring your squabble somewhere else, you're blocking the way!”

“Yeah, move aside! We must catch the culprit!”

“Right, right! Let's go!”

Chengan was bustling with commotion today. Somehow, an event like that was more important than new year's, everyone's faces were red and the oily faces of various men could be seen.

When the crowds kept pouring into Cailian Alley, very soon, the city guards were also alerted.

Ever since Daqi united the lands, the empire had lived in peace and prosperity. Other than the northwest and few minor regions, most of Daqi had not experienced war in more than a century. Chengan was near the western side but most of the citizens had a.s.similated in terms of education and religion. At this point, the military of the nation was just for the sake of display, for no one took combat seriously and the soldiers were straight-up c.r.a.ppy. The city defense guards, in charge of the safety of the city, were even worse.

Sun Jike, the leader of the city patrol, was a representative of the c.r.a.ppy military system. He carried a longsword on his hips, but it was attached the wrong way. His helmet was askew as he rode his horse over. Every sentence he spoke ended with three burps that stank of alcohol, the stench so strong his subordinates had to cover their noses.

Sun Jike squeezed through the crowd. He looked around and saw the few officials, who still had their jaws on the floor. He waved. “What's the matter with you? What happened?”

The few officials glumly explained what happened. Sun Jike drew a sharp breath- What this even his f**king business?!