Chapter 634: You Still Dare Not to Laugh? (1/2)

Chapter 634: You Still Dare Not to Laugh?

Translator: AL_Squad Editor: Chrissy

One by one… another batch of six to seven hundred people soon poured in, filling up the positions of those performers in the first batch and continued the dialogue that they left on.

After saying his line, the last person in the previous batch waved goodbye to the audience and stepped out of the arena, and the new batch finally found their chance to speak.

”Speaking about foreign cultures, I know a person who especially holds the foreign culture in esteem, in particular, the culture from the Western Continent.”

The performer from the second batch who first spoke was also standing in the middle of the crowd. Obviously, his status was extraordinary, and his lines were longer than the other performers. However, after that, he returned to the queue and stood with a stupid smile.

After that, the six to seven hundred people took their turn to tell a joke about Li Si 1 , who overpraised foreign culture. It was a similarly ridiculous story and a similar end, where there were many propaganda and preaching inserted. It was also impossible to find the funny part in the whole process, however, the two people on the rostrum were still rolling on the ground laughing out loud.

Xuan Mo could not hold back anymore. She stood up and went to w.a.n.g Lu. After hesitating for a moment, she squatted down and patted him on the shoulder. ”Hey, where's the funny part in that story?”

At this time, w.a.n.g Lu was slamming the floor with his palm in laughter. Upon hearing Xuan Mo's question, he looked up and replied, ”Hahaha, okay, hahaha, just now, hahaha, that, hahaha, no, I have to finish my laugh first…”

Xuan Mo was startled for a while. ”I understand, go on then.”

When she returned to her seat, she always felt that she was being played as a fool.

Soon afterward, the second batch of performers finished their story and left, and the third batch entered the stage in an orderly manner. It had the same six to seven hundred people, and it also brought a new and long story...

The only difference was that, after the story was finished, w.a.n.g Lu and w.a.n.g Wu laughed a lot less.

It seemed like for Daoist Master of Jindan Stage, laughing wildly for more than four hours was also a great burden. Xuan Mo thought so and then glanced at w.a.n.g Lu. As a result, she caught him doing something. She saw that when he was rolling on the ground laughing, he seemed to take something from his mustard seed bag and put it in his mouth.

As an Earth Immortal, Xuan Mo's reaction speed was lightning fast. Just as she saw it, she immediately reached out with an invisible hand and grasped w.a.n.g Lu's hand, forcing him to show what he had in his hand.

They were two round pills.

”What are these?” As soon as she asked that, she already had the answer. ”Ha, Worry-less Pill? It could make people fall into extreme joy, forget all the troubles and laughed loudly? It turns out, this is the funny part?”

Being caught while his pants were down, w.a.n.g Lu could not deny it. He had to get up from the ground and gave his Master a kick, who was still laughing on the ground, to indicate that she did not have to laugh anymore.

”Hahaha, I, hahaha, had just, hahaha, swallowed, hahaha, the pills, hahaha.”

”... Very well, go on then.” w.a.n.g Lu sighed and then said to Xuan Mo, ”Actually, this is all just a misunderstanding.”

Xuan Mo wished that she could slap him silly. ”Do you really think this kind of excuse can fool me?”

w.a.n.g Lu firmly said, ”I'm not fooling anyone, instead, I'm doing my best to help those in need. Those performers who work hard on the stage need our laughter and applause! Thus, even if I have to take drugs, I have to give them laughter! Of course, it is best to laugh without taking any drug, but unfortunately…”

”... So you knew their performance is not funny at all!”

w.a.n.g Lu said, ”Well, as long as one is not an idiot, one would not feel their comic monologue performance funny. But at least they give out very positive energy, the main theme is very educational…listen, right now they're talking about how to treat the foreign cultures correctly!”

”Group of comic monologues is not for lecturing people, okay!”

w.a.n.g Lu said, ”This issue could be discussed later, but right now, the problem is that, apart from lecturing, they don't know how to talk about other types of comedies.”

”Then don't ask them to perform!”

w.a.n.g Lu shrugged. ”Then they would starve to death. These performers are actually very poor. Except for this kind of group of comic monologues, they don't have any other kind of comic monologue to perform. Before I found them to perform in the opening ceremony, most of them lived a hard life in their respective art circles. Fortunately, some countries' monarchs like art, so they could still hang on to survive in some places… but there are also those who don't even have the qualification to hang on, which caused them to starve.”

”And then?”

”And then, I think that this opening ceremony is an opportunity to show their situation to the people. Believe me, these people are more of representatives of the overall situation of the Nine Regions than those stand-up comedians who have both fame and fortune.”

”So what about it?”

w.a.n.g Lu said, ”This opening ceremony was set to let our Union of Ten Thousand Immortals show you all kinds of things in the present Nine Regions. And I would rather let you see the real situation of Nine Regions than showing off just the brilliant part. In fact, don't you think that those performers are a little bit like us?”

”Oh?”

w.a.n.g Lu pointed to one of the performers who was trying to express his line. ”Look at him. Although there's only one line, at least, at the moment when he performs, that line is entirely his all, and he would do his best.”

Xuan Mo glanced coldly at the stage. ”His expression is stiff and one of the words is misp.r.o.nounced. Is that all that he could do?”

”Yes, though to us it worths nothing, it is all for him.”

With that, w.a.n.g Lu waved his hand and the scene at the stage suddenly changed. In addition to those hundreds of performers, there were also many pictures.

Xuan Mo's heart immediately turned cold.