Chapter 222 - Hehe (1/2)
Sometimes, a thousand lies would not be as sincere as one’s heart.
Although a thousand genuine hearts could not beat a trick…
Li Changshou carefully pondered over the matter regarding the enlightenment of the rich and powerful. He realized that no matter what excuse he used, it would be better for him to tell Uncle-Master Jiu Wu about it and implicate Uncle-Master Jiu Wu.
Thus, a messenger paper crane flew to the Heaven-Breaking Peak. Uncle-Master Jiu Wu arrived at the Heaven-Breaking Peak on a cloud.
Li Changshou waited in front of the Pill Chamber.
Looking at Uncle-Master Jiu Wu’s beaming face, Li Changshou could not help but feel much better. He started to sing the common tune that he had heard in his previous life…
Ah ha, give me a cup of water to forget my feelings. I want to forget that my name is w.a.n.g Fugui! Aye, aye~
Ahem, I must be serious and calm.
Perhaps it was because he had not received instructions from Li Changshou for a long time, Uncle-Master Jiu Wu became much less vigilant. He rode a cloud and landed in front of Li Changshou. Jiu Wu smiled and said, “Changshou, how has your cultivation been recently? Are you already at the seventh-stage Dao Requital realm? Not bad, not bad. The immortal seedlings in front of you have already begun preparing to transcend the Heavenly Tribulation. You should be more careful earlier.”
Li Changshou smiled and said, “Indeed, transcending the tribulation is a big matter.”
With the two Nine Revolutions Golden Pills as the foundation, Li Changshou had deduced that he would be able to transcend the Golden Immortal Tribulation in another two to three hundred years. “Changshou, why are you looking for me?”
“Uncle-Master, let’s talk inside.”
Li Changshou made an inviting gesture. Jiu Wu did not doubt him and jumped into the Pill Chamber with his hands behind his back.
Li Changshou activated the array formation around the Pill Chamber and pulled two prayer mats over. After inviting Jiu Wu to take a seat, he muttered…
He hid the matter regarding the Love Water and told Jiu Wu about the awkwardness between Exalted w.a.n.g Qing and his Grandmaster.
“Is that true?” Jiu Wu widened his eyes and asked.
“Yes.” Li Changshou nodded. “The two of them stayed under the tree for an entire afternoon. My grandmaster clearly expressed that she wanted to take another step forward, and he also agreed to it. Then… there was nothing else.”
“Ss…”
Jiu Wu took a deep breath, his eyes filled with shock.
“No wonder Master looked for me last night and asked me a question that I couldn’t figure out even after thinking about it for a long time. I finally understand now!”
“Oh?” Li Changshou’s eyes lit up. “Uncle-Master, what did you ask?”
“Master asked, hehe.” Jiu Wu shrugged and smiled. His expression was slightly cheap. He continued, “He asked about what I usually do with s.h.i.+ s.h.i.+.”
Li Changshou smiled and said, “Uncle-Master, how did you answer?”
“I definitely couldn’t… Hehe, I couldn’t say things that are not presentable.”
Jiu Wu sighed and said, “I just talked about how we communicate normally. I didn’t… Hehe. At that time, I didn’t understand what Master meant. However, even if I knew that he was talking about this, I wouldn’t dare to guide him. I never expected Master to be so focused on cultivation all these years. He really makes me feel embarra.s.sed.”
Jiu Wu paused and asked again, “Changshou, you have a lot of tricks up your sleeve. Do you have a solution for this?”
“Yes.” Li Changshou took out the ‘Newlyweds Collection’ and handed it to Jiu Wu. “Uncle-Master, take a look.”
“Is this an erotic painting?”
“No, this technique is stronger. The details are not adequate… ahem!”
As Li Changshou spoke, he could not help but blush.
It was one thing for him to ponder over it, but when he showed it to others, it was another mentality.
Jiu Wu opened the book of ill.u.s.trations solemnly and squinted to take a look.
“Changshou, you actually know so much! It’s very detailed and clear at a glance. It’s a treasure. It’s a treasure. Hehe.”
Li Changshou said seriously, “This is a serious item. Uncle-Master, don’t laugh.”
“We’re already thousands of years old. Do you still not understand these things?”
Jiu Wu paused and smiled bitterly. “Sigh, I almost forgot. My master doesn’t understand this.
Speaking of which, although this item is good, it should only be an initial-stage version… Hehe, do you have any follow-up versions?” Li Changshou was rendered speechless.
“I only created this item because of the matter between Grandmaster and Uncle-Grandmaster,” Li Changshou said seriously. “Now that I’m about to transcend the tribulation, I shouldn’t be distracted.”
“I understand, I understand.” Jiu Wu hurriedly nodded. “You’re right. Just focus on preparing for the tribulation. Then, I’ll take this back and hand it to Master.”
Li Changshou reminded Jiu Wu to not tell him that he had drawn it. Jiu Wu was confused.
“If you let Uncle-Grandmaster know that this was done by me, he will definitely misunderstand something,” Li Changshou said. “My Grandmaster has only heard of this matter…”
Jiu Wu muttered to himself for a while and said, “Changshou, don’t worry. I’ll tell him that this item was given to me by the elders in the sect.”
Li Changshou gave him a thumbs up. Jiu Wu chuckled and immediately returned to Heaven-Breaking Peak.
Although Jiu Wu had left, his laughter was lingering. It lasted for three hours, and Li Changshou could not help but chuckle as well.
Half a day later, Jiu Wu rushed back on a cloud and winked at Li Changshou. “Done.”
“Has Uncle-Grandmaster seen it?”
“Yes,” Jiu Wu said happily. “I saw Master open the book of ill.u.s.trations with my own eyes. At the same time, I also gave Master the erotic painting that you gave me so that he can look at it on his own.”
Li Changshou slowly heaved a sigh of relief. Then, he exchanged glances with Jiu Wu. The two of them were old friends. Immediately… he chuckled.
The laughter meant his well wishes for the two elders.
The laughter was filled with their wonderful wishes for a relations.h.i.+p.
As long as everyone offered some laughter, the Primordial World would have a beautiful tomorrow.
After sending the painting out, Li Changshou had originally planned to stop interfering with that matter. What else could he do?
He couldn’t possibly be like his mother in some place in the mortal world and command others at the scene of the wedding night, right?
He sent a voice transmission to Lingle and reminded her not to return to the straw hut for the next few days. He told her to cultivate in the chess room beside the spiritual beast enclosure, lest she affects their Little Grandmaster’s performance.
Li Changshou focused his attention on the Dragon Palace banquet and paid attention to the changes in Little Qiong Peak.
However, what Li Changshou did not expect was… three to four days later, he did not see Exalted w.a.n.g Qing.
Another three to four days later, he still did not see the figure of Exalted w.a.n.g Qing. When the wedding banquet in the Dragon Palace was nearing its end, the guests began to leave the venue. On the side of Exalted w.a.n.g Qing…
He still did not move.
Could it be that his treasure painting had embarra.s.sed Exalted w.a.n.g Qing?
Lds
Li Changshou did not know what was going on. He was also a little depressed. He had put in a lot of effort, and he could not let them go in vain without knowing why.
Li Changshou waited patiently for another two days, but Exalted w.a.n.g Qing and his Grandmaster still did not meet.
Jiang Lin’er was still a little puzzled. She thought that the incident last time had upset Exalted w.a.n.g Qing, so she went to the Heaven-Breaking Peak personally.
In the end, she was informed by Exalted w.a.n.g Qing’s eldest disciple, Jiu Yiyi, that Exalted w.a.n.g Qing had realized something and entered seclusion.
He was in seclusion…