Chapter 38 (1/2)
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Pfff…
Pfff…
Every time they reached a new segment, it was actually a good habit to check the emergency exit if they were to stay for a long time.
Just like the Immortal Du Sect’s Bai Fan Hall, there were two side doors and a back door apart from the main door. In addition to those, there was also a small directional s.h.i.+fting array formation, which not many people knew about. The array formation should be located at the seclusion place of the Sect Leader.
Li Changshou was still a brat. When he had gone to Bai Fan Hall to obtain his monthly allowance with his Master for the second time, he had figured it out.
The dragon race, which was a different race, had a conflict of interest with the other immortal sects over the territory in the East Ocean. Furthermore, the Dragon Palace was situated above an array formation. n.o.body knew whether there was a killing array formation in the water lotus platform.
Therefore, shouldn’t he search for a chance to escape during a crisis first?
The Martial Uncles and Martial Aunts did not say anything. There were a total of 11 disciples, including him, but only six of them took the fruits in front and ate them?
‘Where have all your customs gone to? All of you are immortal seedlings. Had the Immortal Du Sect taken advantage or owe all of you anything? Or maybe all of you felt uncomfortable for not eating grapes? Cough. I’ll go…’
The grapes in front of the few Martial Uncles and Martial Aunts were only left with the branches…
‘Forget it. It has nothing to do with me.’
Li Changshou sat up properly, pretending as if nothing had happened. He closed his eyes and temporarily abandoned the disciples from his sect.
He released his spiritual senses and started searching for the emergency exit here as he minded his own business.
While flying to the seating area, Li Changshou had figured out the topography roughly. At the moment, he was a.n.a.lyzing the elements of the array formation on the water lotus platform as well as the possible exits out of the place.
Although water could be seen everywhere here, it was clearly more suitable to use the Wind Escape technique to escape from this place.
First, it was because the Water Escape technique was slower. Li Changshou had just started cultivating more than ten years ago and was more proficient in the Wind Escape technique.
Second, there were strong winds above the ocean, and—
All of a sudden, such a force could not be suppressed at all costs. It was a release of two shots of gunfire!
This released a strange smell, which instantly diffused, and the slight fragrance with an inexplicable sour smell…
It should have been because he had eaten a pill to nourish his skin and stabilize his appearance the previous day… It was the smell of the herb to retain his youthful appearance… The alchemist failed to tweak the pill to the best.
That was because the cultivator had not eaten the Five Grains. Their bodies had no impurities and were as crystal clear as this grape flesh. Thus, they would appear to be very outstanding once they had any impurities in their body.
However, this smell was somewhat… incredible.
Li Changshou opened his eyes slightly. He looked at where the sound came from and found out that it was from a senior sister.
This senior sister was sitting calmly at the moment. If she hadn’t been clutching at the corners of her dress, it would seem as if nothing had happened.
The two junior brothers beside her had been awkward to the point that they did not know whether to sit or stand. Their lips then started trembling!
Actually, this was also a lesson to be learned.
Fortunately, the Dragon Palace only teased people and did not give them any Gu poison.
Since they were humans, who had never farted before?
Although everyone had started practicing Inedia at the Sixth Stage of Qi Refinement, they should have learned to control the impure gas in their bodies.
There were 27 people from the Immortal Du Sect. At the moment, eight of them had a change in their expressions, while three of them had produced a sound from the relaxation of their a.n.u.s.
Youqin Xuanya suddenly stood up and hurriedly walked to two Martial Uncles, who had the most seniority here, before she said in a low voice, “Martial Uncles, you have been careless to only take note of the little trap within the fruits now.”
Li Changshou was truly helpless.
How could he feel safe with such a team?
Such teamwork was not as good as him releasing two paper dolls…
It was better to not leave the sect in the future. After he went back, he would think of a way to deal with Martial Uncle Jiu Wu so that he would not cause more trouble for him.
Youqin Xuanya raised her head to look at Li Changshou. Then, she bit her lips, and her face turned red. She quickly hurried back to her seat and continued closing her eyes to bear with it.
She was actually still doing fine and had only eaten one grape just like Li Changshou.
However, Li Changshou had eaten it on purpose and used his Dharma powers to bind it so that the grape could release some medicinal effects inside his body. Therefore, he had only burped.
Afterward, Li Changshou spat out that grape without anyone noticing, which Youqin Xuanya did not do so.
Soon, a dear friend of hers was out of control.
Not long later…
Was it a chain reaction?
Yes, this junior sister’s face had turned red from embarra.s.sment. She had probably started to doubt life. After all, everyone had the impression that a fairy like her had to be dignified and could not fart.
A while later…
He wanted to ask how hard had his senior sister squeezed her sphincter muscle to be able to release gas with a warble tone and pitch!
Li Changshou could not help but lower his head and cover his forehead. He had not expected that he had a hidden ability to roast people.
He had no choice, as he was purely forced by the situation.
At that moment, he heard a Martial Uncle say, “Pay more attention. These fruits before your eyes contain some traps. The Dragon Palace wants to see us make a joke out of ourselves. Those grapes definitely cannot be eaten, and neither can the wine at the side be drunk. This wine is also brewed by such grapes!”
Wine?
Because Li Changshou had never thought of drinking the wine, he had subconsciously neglected the fine wine in the luminous cup.
At the same time, Li Changshou instantly sensed someone looking at him.