20 This Means War (1/2)
I brace myself and roll my shoulders before saying ”I know it's a nice garden but you've got to go. There are plenty of other places you can relocate to.” One little fairy with bright purple hair leans out of the entrance and sticks its tongue out at me before leaning back inside.
The problem with garden fairies was that you can't kill them. They're a protected species, just like bees so you have to trap them and relocate them in the wild. I was hoping that I could somehow convince them to move but I also knew it was a long shot.
Once they've settled down, they hardly ever move unless forced to. I sigh and say ”Of course, why does everyone always choose the hard way.” I can't really use my magic against them or I may end up hurting or killing them... Then I'll be in trouble.
I pull out an enchanted jar and use my magic to make a small ladder up the side of the tree with fallen branches. The second I step onto the ladder, the fairies begin hissing at me. I hiss back at them and lift the jar at them.
Ten or more fairies come flying out of the nest and come straight at me! I lift my arms up to protect my face as they begin biting, scratching, and pulling my hair. I grit my teeth in annoyance and try to ignore the little stings of pain but when I take another step up the ladder, another wave of fairies attack me.
How many were in this nest!? No wonder they couldn't remove it! Something suddenly stabs me in the butt, causing me to yelp and nearly fall. I quickly look down to see that they had stabbed me with a rose stem!
”Y'all are a bunch of little assholes! I will bring you somewhere better!! Stop being so damn mean!” I yell out as more come flying out of the nest. I'm suddenly hit in the face with berries... blueberries by the taste of it.
I grit my teeth and start power climbing up the damn ladder but the step suddenly gives way and I nearly fall. I look down to see that the little demons had sawed the step in half and was working on the next!
I kick at them and start cursing when I suddenly feel myself being lifted! I look behind me to see that they were working together to lift me up! ”You little shits!! Stop or I will turn you all into toy trolls!!” They pull harder, causing me to drop the jar in order to hold onto the ladder.
Fairies begin biting at clawing at my fingers that are currently holding onto the ladder for dear life, trying to get me to release it but I refuse to be beaten by a bunch of garden fairies! They then start trying to stick blueberries and other fruits up my nose and ears!!
The old couple watch from the window with worried looks ”Should we help her?” Mrs. Lewis says with growing worry and concern. Mr. Lewis shakes his head and says ”And what, fart on em? We'd only get in er way, my cherie. Just make sure the pie is ready for er.”