Chapter 78 (1/2)
Chapter 78 : The best material for prenatal education
<hr>
<hr>
”Xiang Er, come over here quick. Hurry! I have already finished writing this story, you help me find a chance to send this book off. Quickly have them catalog it into a booklet and then send me the sample. Without a magazine to look at, these days have been unbearable.” Xia Yuqing's face was full of depression as she said it.
The corner of Liu Yixian's eyes slightly twitched. Not daring to believe what she had just heard, she asked: ”Qing Jiejie, you are having baby. Do you still plan on writing it?”
”Of course.” Xia Yuqing looking at her with a puzzled face, eyes full of suspicion.
The corner of Liu Yixiang's eyes twitched again. Trying her best to convince Xia Yuqing: ”But, if this keep continue, won't this affect the child?”
After hearing Liu Yuxiang's words did she realize the profound meaning behind them. With a pair of bright eyes, Xia Yuqing excitedly said: ”It is because of this reason that we should be even more persistent. In this world, there's nothing better than prenatal education. Ahhahaha…..”
”Prenatal education?”
”This so-called prenatal education is pre-fetus education. Before birth, the child will be more likely influenced by what he or she constantly sees and hears. Later on this will affect his future characteristics and so on.”
”Oh.” Liu Yuxiang nodded her head even though she did not fully understand. Soon after, she suddenly realized: ”Wait….Since that's the case, Qing Jiejie, you still want to…..”
”Of course.” Xia Yuqing's mouth sank and she threw an aggrieved gaze at her. ” This is such a great opportunity! Using the little yellow book (p.o.r.no book) I wrote as the material for prenatal education is really too good to be true. In the future, if I have a baby boy, I will train him to become the best uke ever and to seduce all the rulers in the world. All will bow down under his jeans. If it's a baby girl, I will raise her to inherit my legacy, turning all the pretty men in the world into gays. We will forever cut off straight relations.h.i.+ps. This way, even if one fujos.h.i.+ collapses, there will still be thousands of fujos.h.i.+ still standing. Wahahaha…”
*Fujos.h.i.+: woman who likes mangas about male h.o.m.os.e.xual love.
Liu Yuxiang's whole body trembled from head to toe from hearing Xia Yuqing's wretched laugher and her sinister appearance during the full flow of her speech. She thought of turning around to run away, but a certain person could see her intention and caught her one step ahead.
”My dear, where are you going?” Xia Yuqing smiled in a strange manner and intimately asked Liu Yixiang.
Xia Yuqing forced out a dry laugh: ”I remembered just now that my grandfather seemed to have people send message to have me go back. So I should leave….”
”No need to rush, no rush….” Xia Yuqing quickly grabbed Liu Yixiang's shoulder and said with a smile: ”Anyway it has been delayed already, it would not matter if we let your grandfather wait a little longer.”
”…….”
”Actually, I know that you are only in such a hurry because you want to go find and inform the Empress Dowager of this secret.”
”…….”
”Therefore I won't let you go, at least not now.”
”…..”
”Alright. After finis.h.i.+ng listening to what I have to say, then you can go. If you dare spill about my plan, I will spill out about the bunch of little yellow books you have been reading recently.”
”…….”