Chapter 18 (1/1)

Hey, does anyone want a glossary/chapter t.i.tles/something else that I've been too lazy to put? Just want some feedback to improve my site and crush those wenchly aggregators~

FYI, the chapter t.i.tles can be funny sometimes, but mostly they're just a phrase taken out of the chapter. Like: Chapter 17 – Don't Think I'm h.e.l.lo Kitty Just Because I'm A Pacifist! or Chapter 18 – Poor IQ Really Is The Most Serious Injury! (which I tweaked to make it sound funny in English as well: ”You Sir, Are Not A Genius!”)

Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world–If you have eyes and can see Mt. Tai, this is totally not the original Chinese, which was something along the lines of ”My eyes didn't fail me, this girl's a total treasure (jester), she's too cute.” BUT I COULDN'T RESIST THE CINNAMON ROLL MEME, STONE ME OKAY.

is a famous Shandong dish. Here's a

”Cough cough cough–”

Fine. It's not like I've touched her inI'm sure the kitten's owner won't mind, sighhh.

bang.

You sir, are not a genius!

mere general

your

grateful.

Woah. Mistress, Mistress! Mistress, please whip me, please let me look your foot! Compared to a n.o.bly-born tigress of a military family, that pretty b.i.t.c.h over there is nothing mkay!

Sobsobsob, Seme-sama, you brute, don't pinch so hard! It hurts QAQ.

Sobsobsob, Seme-sama, stop acting so h.o.r.n.y mkay! Can't we just play nicely?!