Part 12 (1/2)

the noo! Wait till anither nicht----”

”All right, 'Arry,” he said, not a bit abashed. ”I vas just so glad to know you vas doing so vell in business. You're a countryman of mine, and I'm proud o' you!”

Late though I was, I had to laugh at that. He was an unmistakable Jew, and a Londoner at that. But I asked him, as I got into my car, to what country he thought we both belonged.

”Vy! I'm from Glasgow!” he said, much offended. ”Scotland forever!”

So far as I know the young man had no ulterior motive in claiming to be a fellow Scot. But to do that has aye been a favorite trick of cadgers and beggars. I mind weel a time when I was leaving a hall, and a rare looking bird collared me. He had a nose that showed only too plainly why he was in trouble, and a most unmistakably English voice.

But he'd taken the trouble to learn some Scots words, though the accent was far ayant him.

”Eh, Harry, man,” he said, jovially. ”Here's the twa o' us, Scots far frae hame. Wull ye no lend me the loan o' a twopence?”

”Aye,” I said, and gi'ed it him. ”But you a Scot! No fear! A Scot wad ha' asked me for a tanner--and got it, tae!”

He looked very thoughtful as he stared at the two broad coppers I left on his itching palm. He was reflecting, I suppose, on the other fourpence he might ha' had o' me had he asked them! But doubtless he soon spent what he did get in a pub.

There were many times, though, and are still, when puir folk come to me wi' a real tale o' bad luck or misfortune to tell. It's they who deserve it the most are most backward aboot asking for a loan; that I've always found. It's a sair thing to decide against geevin' help; whiles, though, you maun feel that to do as a puir body asks is the worst thing for himsel'.

I mind one strange and terrible thing that came to me. It was in Liverpool, after I'd made my London success--long after. One day, while I was restin' in my dressing room, word was brocht to me that a bit la.s.sie who looked as if she micht be in sair trouble wad ha' a word wi' me. I had her up, and saw that she was a pretty wee creature --no more than eighteen. Her cheeks were rosy, her eyes a deep blue, and very large, and she had lovely, curly hair. But it took no verra keen een to see she was in sair trouble indeed. She had been greetin'

not sae lang syne, and her een were red and swollen frae her weeping.

”Eh, my, la.s.sie,” I said, ”can I help ye, then? But I hope you're no in trouble.”

”Oh, but I am, Mr. Lauder!” she cried. ”I'm in the very greatest trouble. I can't tell you what it is--but--you can help me. It's about your cousin--if you can tell me where I can find him----”

”My cousin, la.s.sie?” I said. ”I've no cousin you'd be knowing. None of my cousins live in England--they're all beyond the Tweed.”

”But--but--your cousin Henry--who worked here in Liverpool--who always stayed with you at the hotel when you were here?”

Oh, her story was too easy to read! Puir la.s.sie--some scoundrel had deceived her and betrayed her. He'd won her confidence by pretending to be my cousin--why, G.o.d knows, nor why that should have made the la.s.sie trust him. I had to break the truth to her, and it was terrible to see her grief.

”Oh!” she cried. ”Then he has lied to me! And I trusted him utterly-- with everything I could!”

It was an awkward and painful position for me--the worst I can bring to mind. That the scoundrel should have used my name made matters worse, from my point of view. The puir la.s.sie was in no condition to leave the theatre when it came time for my turn, so I sent for one o'

the lady dressers and arranged for her to be cared for till later.

Then, after my turn, I went back, and learned the whole story.

It was an old story enough. A villain had betrayed this mitherless la.s.sie; used her as a plaything for months, and then, when the inevitable happened, deserted her, leaving her to face a stern father and a world that was not likely to be tender to her. The day she came to me her father had turned her oot--to think o' treatin' one's ain flesh and blood so!

There was little enow that I could do. She had no place to gae that nicht, so I arranged wi' the dresser, a gude, motherly body, to gie her a lodging for the nicht, and next day I went mysel' to see her faither--a respectable foreman he turned oot to be. I tault him hoo it came that I kenned aboot his dochter's affairs, and begged him would he no reconsider and gie her shelter? I tried to mak' him see that onyone micht be tempted once to do wrong, and still not be hopelessly lost, and asked him would he no stand by his dochter in her time o'

sair trouble.

He said ne'er a word whiles I talked. He was too quiet, I knew. But then, when I had said all I could, he told me that the girl was no longer his dochter. He said she had brought disgrace upon him and upon a G.o.dly hoose, and that he could but hope to forget that she had ever lived. And he wished me good day and showed me the door.

I made such provision for the puir la.s.sie as I could, and saw to it that she should have gude advice. But she could no stand her troubles.

Had her faither stood by her--but, who kens, who kens? I only know that a few weeks later I learned that she had drowned herself. I would no ha' liked to be her faither when he learned that.

Thank G.o.d I ha' few such experiences as that to remember. But there's a many that were more pleasant. I've made some o' my best friends in my travels. And the noo, when the wife and I gang aboot the world, there's good folk in almost every toon we come to to mak' us feel at hame. I've ne'er been one to stand off and refuse to have ought to do wi' the public that made me and keeps me. They're a' my friends, that clap me in an audience, till they prove that they're no'--and sometimes it's my best friends that seem to be unkindest to me!

There's no way better calculated to get a crowd aboot than to be hurryin' through the streets o' London in a motor car and ha' a breakdoon! I've been lucky as to that; I've ne'er been held up more than ten minutes by such trouble, but it always makes me nervous when onything o' the sort happens. I mind one time I was hurrying from the Tivoli to a hall in the suburbs, and on the Thames Embankment something went wrang.