46 Na?veté - Part 4 (1/2)
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I'm greeted by silence the moment I step outside of the washroom.
All four of us are completely, totally, irrefutably quiet right now.
I don't…
I just don't understand how it came to this.
Why?
Is this some kind of sick joke? A prank? I… I don't…
”… This, is our plan.”
”Like HELL it's your plan!”
I throw the bag at Nick's face.
”Why the hell are you making me wear women's clothes?!”
I want to die.
I want to crawl in a hole and die right now.
These guys…
Just what the hell is going on here?!
”When they told me you were in there changing into girls clothes I thought I'd be able to laugh but… you pull it off so well that I'm kind of depressed.”
”S-shut up, Scarlet!”
What does she mean 'pull it off well'?! This is embarrassing!
”I-I'm serious, though… I don't think I understand how gender works anymore…”
Oh my god, what the hell are these three making me do?!
When I opened up the bag, I found an assortment of items including a wig, a pair of fake glasses, and a skirt, to name a just a few.
When I tried to leave the washroom, Sig and Nick held the door down and told me they wouldn't let me out until I put everything on.
Talk about bullying…
”Here, I'll do your make-up so just sit down.”
Make-up…
I'm losing my goddamned mind over here and you're over here talking about make-up?!
This is so ridiculous…
But despite how conflicted I am about all of this, I reluctantly walk out and take a seat next to Scarlet, who starts going through her bag for her make-up.
”Sig… I think I'm in love.”
Get me out of this room.
”Well, he isn't as cute as Momo-chan is, but I think I can give him a solid 8. Definitely cuter than most of the kuso normies at this school.”
Please stop… It's not funny, it's just… wait.
Am I blushing?!
What the hell is going on?! I'm a guy!!! That kind of compliment shouldn't make me happy!”
”In the first place, why do I even have to cross-dress for this mission?! Wouldn't a normal disguise work?!”
”Well, no. You're disguising yourself as Leyla's assistant who's going to interview Jen in Leyla's stead, so it had to be like this.”
”What? Leyla doesn't have an assistant, does she? Why would I need to disguise as a girl if I'm disguising myself as someone who doesn't exist?”
”Because I say so.”
Nick, I get the feeling that you've been planning this for a while….
”Well, don't beat yourself up over it Chase. I think it could work. Ah, don't move.”
Scarlet warns me then starts applying her make up to my face.
”Just don't talk like such a huge nerd or you'll throw her off. Oh, and speak in a higher pitch so she doesn't suspect anything.”
”L-like so?”
”Ugh…”
”W-what? Was that bad?”
”No, I just really hate how cute you are like this…”
”I'm still a guy, you know…”
”Hey Scar-san, can you take some pictures of us with the new Chase?”
”Sure.”
”Don't go along with it! No one's taking any pictures of me!”
”Haaa, you're such a spoil-sport man. Still, Chase doesn't really cut it here. We need to name the character he'll be roleplaying as today.”
Get. Me. Out.
”You're right, Nick-kun. Hmm… Let's call her Saber.”
”Rejected. Too unoriginal. How about Amy?”
”Ehh, too English. Maybe Yui?”
”Too weeb. We need something near the middle.”
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