Chapter 16 - Look Your Sister (1/2)
Chapter 16 - Look Your Sister
Original by Bro Got a Gun, Translated by James
“Haha, Haha!” Lu Bu was very pleased. This was the first time ever since Xiapi’s defeat did he laugh so happily.
It’s good as long as Boss Lu’s happy! Liu Mang was also relieved. He touched his pockets, there’s still those five thousand bucks from selling that gown. Liu Mang was tempted! A single gown was worth twenty thousand, what about the rest?! For example, some paintings?! Some historical antiques?!
Although Liu Mang was not an economics major, he still knows that antiques are some valuable stuff! There’s another valuable thing in the Three Kingdoms - gold! If he followed Boss Lu, conquered some land and obtained a position, he could get all the gold he wanted!
Just as Liu Mang was still in his delusions, Lu Bu’s face changed, he all of all sudden got serious again.
“Brother Liu Mang!” shouted Lu Bu as he looked at Liu Mang seriously.
“Yes!” hearing Lu Bu’s shout, Liu Mang quickly wipe away his saliva and responded.
“You have brought the provisions back in a timely manner and have even brought me the weapon and armor bestowed by the Great Emperor. According to principle, I ought to greatly reciprocate you!” Lu Bu placed the trident aside and sat in the center of the tent. On his sides were his wives, each more stunning than the last.
“No need to greatly reciprocate me, just give me some hundred eighty gold!” Liu Mang was totally blunt.
“Hundred eighty gold?!” Chen Gong, with a wry smile, shook his head. Had it been in the ordinary times, back when Lu Bu still had the Xu Province, then Liu Mang’s request was certainly reasonable. Perhaps, Lu Bu would even award him more than that. Alas, they are currently fleeing! Who would bring gold when they flee?! Only Lu Bu’s three wives would even have things like jewelry or so!
“However!” Lu Bu added an however to his words, causing Liu Mang’s heart to suddenly jump. He had a bad premonition.
“Brother Liu Mang, it’s fine for you to return back from the Heaven. However, instead of my tent, Chen Gong’s tent, or even Gao Shun or Zhang Liao’s tent, you appeared in my daughter’s tent. Say, how shall we deal with this?!” said Lu Bu with a golden flash in his eyes.
“Father, you!” Originally, Liu Mang’s appearance in her tent was only known to Lu Bu, Chen Gong and a few others. However, with what Lu Bu just said, everyone now knows! This caused Miss Lu’s face to immediately redden.
“Misunderstanding! This is definitely a misunderstanding!” Liu Mang was at a loss. How many f.u.c.king days have he been here? For he to be misunderstood so many times!
[TL: He’s been here for 2 days now! Hmm…. he was mistaken for a Cao spy, then a Lu Bu general, then Cao general, then…. way too f.u.c.king many!]
“Misunderstanding?!” With a pondering expression, Lu Bu looked at Liu Mang. Seeing Lu Bu’s expression, Chen Gong mind had a sudden turn and stepped forward to speak.
“How could it be a misunderstanding?!” said Chen Gong righteously. “A woman ought to be pure, ought to remain chaste, your one misunderstanding have seen all of our Miss’s body! Say, how would our Lu Bu army’s Miss be able to go out in the future?! How would she be able to get married off in the future?! “
“It really was a misunderstanding! That transfer… no… the Great Emperor set the location for me to appear in the heavenly realm to be that Aries Gold Cloth! For the Gold Cloth to be taken by Miss Lu, I really didn’t know that!” Liu Mang have tried his best to explain. However, it was obvious that Boss Lu wasn’t pleased with his explanation, he even saw that Boss Lu once again grabbed the trident.
Is he going to kill me?! Liu Mang subconsciously swallowed his saliva and said “If she can’t be married off, then just marry her to me!” Once these words came out of his mouth, Liu Mang knew he f.u.c.ked up. Not mentioning that Miss Lu, being Boss Lu’s daughter, is of high status; her appearance was devastating beautiful, capable of causing the downfall of a city or state! In today’s society, she’s certainly an authentic BaiFuMei how would she possibly fancy a DiaoSi like himself?!
[TL: Bai Fu Mei, literally means white, rich, pretty. Standards for a top quality beauty in china.
Diaosi, mentioned before a couple times. DiaoSi is a chinese slang meaning that the guy is of mediocre appearance, humble family, no car, no house and no connection. Basically a loser. Oh yeah, didn’t mention before but DiaoSi literally means p.e.n.i.s thread/hair]
“Who would marry a lecher like you!” Lu Lingqi was enraged. What a evening she had. After practicing martial arts, she planned to take off her armor and rest. However, who would’ve expected that there appeared out of thin air this lecher in front of her. Not only did he saw her naked body, he also held her to stop her screaming and even touched… touched! Lu Lingqi’s face was completely red! It was unclear rather it’s because of her anger of her embarra.s.sment.
And now, he even dared to openly demand for I to be married to him! Did he really think that no one would want me?! Father will certainly not agree to that!
Like Liu Mang, Lu Lingqi too believed that Lu Bu would never agree to that. Liu Mang even wanted to run away. However, in this wilderness, where would he run to?! The transfer CD is still there!
“Good! Once said, even four horses cannot unsay it! ” Ferociously slapping his chair, Lu Bu stood up. “Your marriage is thus set! When we meet up with Zang Ba, Zang Xuangao, you two shall be married!”
“What?! Father!” Lu Lingqi called.
“Nani?!” Liu Mang too did not expect that. He was looking at Boss Lu with eyes of bewilderment.
[TL: yep, he went and said nani, j.a.panese for what.]
“Father, I do not want to marry this lecher!” Lu Lingqi shouted hurriedly.
Liu Mang originally also wanted to turn down the marriage. However, hearing Lu Lingqi’s words, he was instead incited. “Who is going to marry a violent woman like you!” The marks of getting beaten up by Lu Lingqi was still there!
“Who did you call violent woman?!” With her canines showing and eyes s.h.i.+ning, Lu Lingqi shouted back at Liu Mang.