Chapter 14 - The Great Coax (1/2)

Chapter 14 - The Great Coax

Original by Bro Got a Gun, Translated by James

Liu Mang did not know that he had been the subject of a heated discussion of Boss Cao and CEO Guo - he had already been cla.s.sified as the sort that are unable to be recruited.

“Swoos.h.!.+” Within the golden light, Liu Mang was curiously experiencing everything. Last time, he was beaten up and did not feel anything at all whereas this time, he could have a good feel of what crossing over felt like.

From the flash of the golden ray till its disappearance was less than two seconds. When Liu Mang’s eyes finally adjusted, he found himself in a big tent. Within the tent was a delicate looking woman with fine black hair. She was currently binding the pair on her chest.

“So big?!” Liu Mang’s subconscious mind cannot help but utter those words.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!” The woman looked up and screamed aloud.

“It’s a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding!” Liu Mang remembered. Wasn’t this delicate looking woman with fine black hair Boss Lu’s daughter - that golden armored female warrior that saved him?

Oh s.h.i.+t! Liu Mang had set the spatial coordinates to his Aries Gold Cloth. Alas, he didn’t know that the Aries Gold Cloth would be in Boss Lu’s daughter’s tent.

Now he’s f.u.c.ked! Not only did he rudely intruded upon someone else’s tent, he even saw that her naked! But that pair was really big! Wrong, wrong! Liu Mang came back from his delusions, he can’t let her continue screaming. If she keep screaming and Boss Lu found out about what he did, then he’ll really be f.u.c.ked!

With Boss Lu’s three digit fighting prowess, to kill him is as easy as swatting a fly!

Liu Mang rushed forward. He held the woman and covered her mouth.

“So soft!” Because Lu Lingqi had took off the cloth that’s binding her chest, it’s currently entirely devoid of clothing! As Liu Mang was holding her to keep her quiet, he happened to held those pair!

[TL: I guess the author decided to flip Lu Lingqi, name of Lu Bu’s daughter given by Koei, to Lu Qiling. Sounds the same, different characters. Well, do you guys want me to change it to Lu Lingqi or keep it as Lu Qiling? They’re both fictional names anyways.

edit: 4-22-15 Under popular demand, I am changing the name to Lu Lingqi.]

Unable to help himself, Liu Mang grasped them a couple times.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” Another scream. But this time, it wasn’t Miss Lu. Instead, it was Liu Mang.

He remembered that Miss Lu saved him. However, he would never have thought that although Miss Lu’s fighting prowess could not compared to her father’s, it’s still over eighty!

Thus, Liu Mang encountered a tragedy.

“It’s going to break! Ahhh ahhh ahh!” In the moonlight sky, the Lu Bu army stationed outside the camp all trembled with fear. This scream was enough to cause one to be absolutely horrified.

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“It’s really broken?!” With a sullen face, Liu Mang was looking at his dangling arms. That b.i.t.c.h was very cruel, I only grasped them and she broke my two arms!

In the main tent of the Lu Bu army, Lu Bu was looking at the two in front of him with a bitter smile.

One was his daughter. The other was the Heavenly Man. For Lu Bu, both of them were very important - he could not afford to lose either. And now? This so called Man from Heaven went into his daughter’s tent and even a.s.saulted her! Lu Bu was at a loss.

On the side was Chen Gong, Zhang Liao and Gao Shun. These three men were watching the scene in front of them. They wanted to laugh but dared not laugh. They held their laugher back so hard that even their faces got red.

“Qiling, you can leave first!” First steady his daughter, Lu Bu waved his hands to tell his daughter to leave first.

“Yes father! Humph!” Lu Lingqi glared at Liu Mang. Her glare scared Liu Mang so much that he started trembling.

Seeing his daughter have departed, Lu Bu led Chen Gong, Zhang Liao and Gao Shun and fall onto their knees. “General Who Pacifies the East, Governor of Xu Province, Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian leading my subordinates and military advisors, Chen Gong, Gao Shun and Zhang Liao, pay our respects to the Heavenly Man!”

Liu Mang thought that Lu Bu was going to kill him for touching his daughter! Who would’ve expected that these four men actually kneeled to him. “Heavenly Man? What? Me? Tall?”

“Boss Lu, what are you doing!?” Liu Mang wanted to get Lu Bu up, the people from modern times aren’t used to being kneeled and wors.h.i.+pped. However, he abruptly noticed that he can’t move his arms. He thus gave up.

“Get up first, we can speak after!” With a movement, Liu Mang’s two arms were like rattle drums, swaying all over.

Only after Lu Bu helped Liu Mang relocate his dislocated arms did he understand what they meant by Man from Heaven.

That golden light when he left, they regarded it as something of G.o.ds and immortals! Added to the fact that he is surnamed Liu, it became even harder for him to explain himself. They thought that he was sent to earth by the Emperor Liu in Heaven to correct things for the declining Han Dynasty. They called him the Man from Heaven or the Heavenly Man!

Isn’t this situation going to make me into the boss?!

Had Liu Mang not been able to go back, perhaps then he would accept it. Having Lu Bu as his subordinate, his survival rate will certainly increase by a lot!