Chapter 474 (2/2)
「Aren’t you going to the doctor? I’ll come with you . 」
I grab the speechless Gido’s shoulder and walk with him, comforting him along the way .
「Don’t worry about getting rejected . We can go to the brothel together…… or that might be hard with only 3 cm . The bar it is then . 」
In the end, Gido’s regular inspections were no longer necessary .
His wound has fully closed and there is no chance for him to recover any further .
Going to the doctor also reminded me of my own physical condition, so I paid a visit to Natia .
「……what?」
Natia listens while opening the window in preparation of running away .
「I just want to consult you about something…… why are you on such alert?」
She s.h.i.+fts her center of gravity to the back, ready to jump backwards immediately if I stepped forward .
「……of course I’ll be cautious when you take off your pants every time you enter a woman’s room!」
Natia hurls a nearby paperweight and pear at me .
The paperweight hits my b.a.l.l.s and bounces off whereas the pear hits my d.i.c.k and explodes . Man, what a waste .
「I promise I won’t a.s.sault you . I just wanted you to check on a slight change in my condition . 」
「……you promise?」
Natia reluctantly relaxes and approaches .
Then, she blindfolds me .
「This is for insurance . 」
I said I wouldn’t attack, you have so little trust in me .
「So, what kind of change was it?」
My d.i.c.k experienced multiple problems as a consequence of my injury and side effects from Natia’s ointment and the elf chieftesses’ stimulant .
My abnormal erection would not go away for an extended period of time and I had to e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.e once every hour or risk s.e.m.e.n building up to the point that my b.a.l.l.s would explode .
Those symptoms did not improve .
「Lately, the frequency in which I had to e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.e decreased . The one hour interval has now become three or four hours . When I usually hold it in, I usually feel a sharp pain in my b.a.l.l.s, but not anymore . 」
「Doesn’t that just mean you’ve healed? It’s not like the side effects last forever . 」
I was hoping that was the case, however something seems strange .
「No, the amount I need to eat and drink hasn’t changed . Also, my erection still won’t go down naturally . 」
Ever since I’ve been afflicted with this condition, I’ve had an insatiable appet.i.te and unquenchable thirst .
「……fine, let me take a look . Don’t do anything weird . 」
Natia’s hand timidly touches my d.i.c.k .
Being touched while blindfolded is oddly erotic .
It’s close to the feeling of being humiliated by a woman or being dominated .
The inspection ends as I imagine Natia shaming me .
「……I get it . 」
Okay, tell me what’s wrong . What’s happening with my body?
「The reduction in the frequency and the lack of pain is caused by the same thing…… your s.e.m.e.n is probably becoming thicker . 」
Natia averts her gaze while poking my b.a.l.l.s with a rod-like object .
「The weight of your t.e.s.t.i.c.l.es have increased greatly compared to the slight increase in size . I think that the amount of s.e.m.e.n is being maintained so as to avoid your b.a.l.l.s exploding and instead the density is increasing . Your body is……adjusting, I guess . 」
I see, so that means I’ll be more or less fine if I hold it in .
「In addition…… this part is also strange . 」
She pokes my shaft this time .
「Normally, if it stays hard all the time and blood stops flowing, your thing would rot . However, in your case, the blood vessels are compensating by gradually expanding…… try flexing . 」
I do as I’m told and tense up my stomach .
I didn’t think there would be any difference with my d.i.c.k already rock hard, but……
「Mu, it seems I can go up another level . 」
When I hold my breath and strain my abs to keep my d.i.c.k propped up, I can tell my blood is circulating throughout the entire length of my throbbing p.e.n.i.s .
I can’t actually see it with a blindfold over my eyes though .
「Hiiih!? I knew it was strange!! They’re more like tentacles than blood vessels at this point!! The b.u.mps also seem closer to fleshy spikes! This thing doesn’t belong to a human!! You monster!」
「Hey, what’s going on? I can’t see . 」
Natia ignores my plea .
「It’s shaped so grotesquely…… it has tentacles and b.u.mps all over…… and the tip is like this…… it resembles a cobra . 」
I hear Natia clear her throat and then she makes me hold a beaker in my hand .
「I might as well examine the s.e.m.e.n too, so let it out . I’ll wait outside . 」
I follow Natia’s presence and grab her hand before she can leave the room .
「Wait . A man’s seed won’t come out if he rubs it alone . A woman has to be standing beside him . 」
「Eh, is that how it works? Sorry, I didn’t know . 」
I sense Natia sitting herself on the bed .
「……you’re not going to help?」
「I can’t . I’m facing the other way . 」
I guess I’m forced to do it myself .
I sit cross-legged on the floor .
How embarra.s.sing .
If I remove the blindfold and find myself in the middle of a war council, I don’t know what I’d do .
「Here I go, Natia . 」
「You don’t have to announce it . 」
And so I supplied my s.e.m.e.n for research purposes to Natia, who I felt peeking at me occasionally .
「Well, the war front hasn’t moved even after I’ve relieved myself . I might as well head to the bar with Gido . 」
I stretch and exit Natia’s tent .
As reluctant as I am to leave, I can’t help it when she throws a gla.s.s bottle at me .
Relying on her presence and squeezing out a final shot at her must have been a bad idea .
I initially hear an angry Natia screaming in the tent and then her tone changes to that of wonder .
「What are all these moving lumps…… w-wait, can it be s.e.m.e.n!? Not only did the s.e.m.e.n become thicker, the sperm itself grew bigger…… eh, eh, impossible! This will surely get even animals pregnant……is he really a human!?」
Although I can’t make out what she’s saying exactly, it’s probably some kind of complaint .
I better run quickly or she’ll throw something else at me .
――Later that night .
Gido and I drank loads together until he collapsed in bed .
「Poor thing . 」
Apparently, Gido was rejected by all the lovers he made on the battlefield and drowned his tears with alcohol .
He ended up muttering, “My life as a man is over . I might as well become the chief’s woman” .
「I don’t blame him . 3 cm is, you know……fuu . 」
After gulping down a gla.s.s of water, I also fall asleep .
I lay spread-eagle partially naked, letting both my Dual Crater and Keravnos roll to the corner of the room . I cannot be in a more vulnerable position .
Still under the influence of alcohol, I could not stand up, let alone sense the presence covertly gazing at me from the window .
Guards became careless due to the stalemate on the war front and left a hole in their patrol route .
「Now’s my chance!」
Bloodl.u.s.t wells up .
「Charge! Kill Hardlett!」
Along with the sound of sc.r.a.ping metal, three soldiers wearing Goldonian armor and two soldiers in my personal army drop to the ground .
Five individuals gathered around my bed and swung their weapons down at me .
Protagonist: Aegir Hardlett . 25 years old . Autumn .
Status: Goldonia Kingdom Margrave . Great Feudal Lord of Eastern Area . Mountain Legend .
Friend of the Dwarves . Friend of the King of Aless . Dragon Slayer Hero .
Elf Mediator . s.e.x King of White City .
Condition (Lower Half: Anomaly)
Subordinates:
Myla (commander), Celia (a.s.sistant), Irijina (commander), Luna (commander)
Gido (complete recovery), Pochi (reinstated), Leopolt (military campaign), Tristan (military campaign), Agor (commander)
Yakov (commander), Mack (military engineer), Jim (anguish), Christoph (on the verge of tears), Guigue (laughing)
Altair (small happiness), Remia (satisfied)
Others:
Sekrit (military campaign), Ivanna (listless), T-99 (nonaggressive defense), Brynhildr (ー)
Natia (in awe), Felteris (pride of an elf), Ijaris (moving), Yularen (moving)
Annette (sense of unease), Piris (house arrest), Baroness Rukino Escaote (pet.i.te), Seika (cute), Naesys (playing), Nasis (playing), Busco (carrying out)
Zillia (relieved)
Army – Southern Goldonia
Under Protagonist:
Escort Unit: 55
Infantry: 4500
Cavalry: 540
Archers: 580
Cannoneers: 360
Bow Cavalry: 7100
Independent Celia Squad: 400
Conscripts + Security Unit: 9700
Cannons: 40, Large Cannons: 21, Dwarven Cannons: 15, Field Artillery: 15, Chariots: 35
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Reinforcements / Allied Forces
105 Army Corps: 3700
Elves: Black: 200, White: 200
New Penal Unit: 400 ⇒ 395
G.o.d Altair’s Army: 50 ⇒ 130
Fleet
???
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Ally Forces:
Western Front:
Royal Army: 39 000
Conscripts: 46 000
Eastern Front: ???
Enemy Force: Regular Soldiers: 20 000?
Conscripts: 40 000+++
Cavalry Army: 10 000??
???: ⇒ ?
National Volunteer Corps: ⇒ ∞
Teries River Fleet: ???
a.s.sets: -10 000 gold
s.e.xual Partners: 795, children who have been born: 69 + 567
Current Location: Northern Altair