Chapter 473 (1/2)
Chapter 473
Translator: Nat
–Aegir POV–
「Aaah, what a pain . Everything’s a pain . 」
Ivanna whines lazily as she scratches her head of unkempt hair .
Ignoring the blank look I’m giving her, she peeks into the cupboard beside me and heaves a long, long sigh .
「Alcohol……there’s none?」
「It’s in Leopolt’s room . 」
In response, she turns to Leopolt, who doesn’t appear surprised, unlike me .
However, I can feel slight irritation emanating from him . Even to him, this disastrous state of Ivanna must be unexpected .
「……can I buy some alcohol before we talk?」
「Of course not . 」
While she might still be able to talk after drinking, the current Ivanna will likely drink until she’s dead drunk from the looks of things .
「What a bother…… there’s no alcohol and no gambling either……」
Ivanna lays flat on the desk .
Far from a female admiral of the Federation, she’s become more like a useless woman who drinks from day to night .
「What’s this about?」
Leopolt directs his sharp question toward the door .
「It’s as you can see . She wandered aimlessly after losing her s.h.i.+p and became a degenerate . You can’t tell unless I explain it, idiot?」
The one who entered was Sekrit .
She must have gone to pick Ivanna up .
Sekrit grabs the breast of the hunched over Ivanna over her clothes and fondles her roughly .
Normally, Ivanna would react by screaming and drawing her sword angrily .
「That hurts……touching my b.o.o.bs is fine, just buy me some booze . 」
The usually uptight Ivanna doesn’t care that she’s being rolled onto the desk, or that her t.i.ts are being squeezed or that her underwear can be seen due to her pants slipping off slightly .
She’s also slacking on self-hygiene as her armpits are starting to be as hairy as Irijina’s .
「She’s been like this the whole way . It’s the typical behavior of a sailor without a s.h.i.+p . She’s useless now, so you can either send her back to the Federation or use her as a meat toilet for your seed . 」
「Ah, you’re free to f.u.c.k me all you want, in return I want alcohol, something tasty to eat, and also a handsome guy . 」
Sekrit pokes the listless Ivanna’s a.s.s with her foot .
Don’t mention the word meat toilet .
I’m already having trouble with my erection during battle, now I’m going to store up extra s.e.m.e.n in my b.a.l.l.s .
c.r.a.p, I can sense an explosion coming soon . I have to get someone to help me .
「Will she revert if she’s given a new s.h.i.+p?」
Leopolt asks as I bend my upper body forward a little .
「She’ll go back to how she was no matter how bad she gets now . That’s just how a sailor is . 」
Sekrit replies, briefly showing her serious side before grinning maliciously again and prodding Ivanna’s a.s.s .
「Yes, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine . So please, give me food…… and booze……and a man…… and let me gamble……」
Ivanna finally falls off the desk and then munches on the apple held in her hands .
「In that case, let’s find one quickly . 」
Seeing as it would be a waste of time to stay, Leopolt gets up from his seat .
「Wait, you say a s.h.i.+p, but there isn’t a single combat s.h.i.+p anywhere . 」
Of the two major rivers, the one facing Goldonia is the North Teries river in the north .
The Libatis region, touching the Teries river to the south, was only obtained recently so there should naturally not be any s.h.i.+ps there .
「We have commandeered multiple ports by land and there were a decent amount of merchant s.h.i.+ps left . If the main army allows us to use them, an adequate fleet can be a.s.sembled . 」
It’s true that former Libatis was a wealthy country so it makes sense they have a few merchant s.h.i.+ps .
There should be more than a few s.h.i.+ps that the South Yuguria Empire failed to set free .
「Don’t mess with me, amateur . Hundreds of merchant s.h.i.+ps won’t come close to rivaling a combat s.h.i.+p . 」
Sekrit snaps back before I could say anything .
Sekrit versus Leopolt should be interesting .
「We have large cannons . If the larger transport vessels carry the cannons, we can ensure at least a higher firepower . 」
「Strapping cannons on any old s.h.i.+p won’t turn it into anything more than a fis.h.i.+ng boat . Without a proper crow’s nest, how do you expect a merchant s.h.i.+p to fight an artillery battle?」
I pull Ivanna close to me and secretly take out a bottle of alcohol from my pocket .
She smiles like the man of her dreams just proposed to her and hugs the bottle tightly .
「I am aware of the disadvantage . I’m aiming for the dispersion of the enemy and will have reinforcements on land――」
「That’s pointless . The difference between a merchant s.h.i.+p and a combat s.h.i.+p is equivalent to the gap between a child and him . There won’t be any time to fool around with clever schemes or traps . A person who has no knowledge of rivers or seas should not speak beyond their expertise . 」
「Ngh……gugh……ngugh……」
Sekrit gestured at me for some reason .
Whenever she gets into an argument, she quickly becomes condescending .
And Ivanna, don’t drink it all at once……
Sekrit bares her teeth at Leopolt and puts a hand on his shoulder .
The atmosphere changed .
「Are you even trying to win? . 」
「……」
Sekrit’s rage vanishes and her expression is replaced with an amused one as she brings her face close to Leopolt’s .
Hey, a few centimeters closer and your lips will touch .
「Oh I see, sacrificial p.a.w.ns, huh? You have what appears to be a completed fleet head straight for the enemy stronghold…… then you guys have that ambush which was used in Meldora . Did you determine that they can’t be left alone?」
「……」
Leopolt doesn’t say anything .
However, I do feel a bit of annoyance coming from him that she said too much .
「I see, you’re done with her now that she’s lost her fleet . It’d be interesting to let her get one last win before expiring, huh? ――well, that’s how it is . 」
Sekrit looks at me .
Obviously, I don’t agree that she’s disposable .
s.h.i.+p or no s.h.i.+p, I’m not going to cut Ivanna, who is sitting on the floor happily drinking alcohol right from the bottle, loose .
「Is this strategy viable?」
「If the fleet and the main army coordinate their movements to threaten from behind, the enemy front will instantly――」
I shake my head .
「That’s not what I meant . I’m asking if they can win when a battle breaks out on the water or if they can escape once their job as decoy is done . 」
I stare at Leopolt .
「That will be impossible . The fleet will surely be annihilated . They need to approach the enemy stronghold up to a certain extent, so returning home is hopeless . 」
「Then that plan is no good . There are people we can throw away and those we can’t . 」
Ivanna, who has gulped down the alcohol and is shaking the last few drips onto her tongue, falls into the former category .
I sit down on a chair and tap my finger several times on the map .
「Think of another strategy . Like for example……creating a waterway straight through the river . 」
「Are you stupid?」
Sekrit scoffs .
That was when unexpected support came in .
「If you’re talking about sea level, the northern part is higher than the southern part . There are records long in the past of a great flood where water from the North Teries river overflowed and traveled along the city state region to the Teries river . 」
Why is Tristan here too?
「I had something to say, but held back when the yelling started . I followed you over here and an argument started as well, so I forgot about it . Let’s take it easy . Wah, what the-?」
Ivanna, who was sleeping on the floor after finis.h.i.+ng her alcohol, suddenly woke up and sat down next to Tristan .
「Hey boy, how old are you? What a cute face you have, here I’ll give you some pocket money . 」
This is not the first meeting between Ivanna and Tristan, but he probably doesn’t remember her being so obscene .
「Actually, I’m already 20 years old―― hey, don’t touch me! Ack, this person’s strong!」
Ivanna’s strange obsession aside, that was some interesting information just now .
I point at the map .
「The combat s.h.i.+p is grounded in Trisnia . If we can repair it and carry it along the Teries river……」
Leopolt closes his eyes .
「Lord Hardlett, irrespective of elevation, boats can’t move on land and humans can’t fly in the sky . 」