Chapter 651 (1/2)
Hearing my words, the jade emperor could not help but wave to me to sit on a stone beside him. ”Your method is very good, but it's not easy to drive away the demon clan. At least you have to help me find out the demon clan's nest, and know that their hiding place is good to catch up with? ”
”This is just a matter of time. Please rest assured.”
The Jade Emperor nodded: ”Buddha has another thing that makes me very upset.”
”The Jade Emperor might as well talk about it. Maybe I can solve it.” In fact, if I didn't take this sentence, the Jade Emperor would also say that he clearly asked me to help him.
The Jade Emperor first thought and then said, ”do you know that many members of the Buddha sect were originally created by our Taoist school?”
I nodded: ”I don't know much about it, but I heard that the famous fighting victory over Buddha Monkey King came from Taoism.”
The Jade Emperor said with regret: ”I didn't know how I would agree to the talent exchange plan signed by Tathagata and my heaven court.”
”What kind of talent exchange program? I never seem to have heard of it
The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, ”I don't mean to go out and publicize that kind of bad agreement. Buddha got cheap, and he didn't talk! You don't know, you should. ”
”What does the agreement say?”
The Jade Emperor waved to Taibai Jinxing. ”Say it.”
Taibai Jinxing made a ceremony first, and then said: ”the main purpose of the agreement was to exchange what we have and to benefit each other. According to the plan, Tianting needed to train several powerful new members, and then the Buddha sect instructed some of them to return to Buddhism. On the other hand, Buddhism also needs to train some new disciples to return to our immortal sect. ”
”No problem, then? Isn't it very common cooperation? ”
”If we really want to cooperate honestly, Buddhism will cheat us. There is a monkey king and a purple bamboo fairy under my immortal family. You may only have heard of the journey to the West and know about monkey king. In fact, there is a Zizhu fairy whose strength is comparable to that of Monkey King. These two are our exchange talents. ”
”Since you said that the Buddha was deceiving, did they give you two useless disciples?”
”Not bad at all.” Taibai Jinxing said angrily: ”the two disciples sent by the Buddha are Jiahe and NiMoO. The Buddhist scriptures of the Buddha sect are well versed in the back, and they can't fight any more. What do you say we need two bookshelves back in the sky? We don't study Buddhism. It's useless to ask for scriptures! ”
”It's strange, or you'll say it's a big loss.”
The Jade Emperor couldn't help saying, ”later we asked them to change people, but the Buddha said these two were the most exquisite disciples of Buddhism.”
I nodded: ”in a sense, these two are really profound Buddhism. They can only be Buddhist scriptures without actual combat content. Buddhists are very good at word games. All Buddhist scriptures are based on paradoxes and assumptions. As long as you look at them, they will be involved. ”
The Jade Emperor asked in doubt: ”what is the paradox and hypothesis basis?”
”It's hard to explain it clearly. I'll give you two examples to understand it. Paradoxes are pros and cons. For example, I would like to say two words. I nodded: ”that's easy. The Jade Emperor still issued the rain orders, but he wanted to give the Dragon King some free space, allowing him to change his divination temporarily according to the situation. If the Dragon King arrives at the rain spot and finds that Buddha is pretending to be you to pray for rain, you can go to another place to rain or go home. Anyway, don't rain where they are asking for. If you do it a few more times, ordinary people will not believe them any more. ”
The Dragon King nodded and the Jade Emperor agreed with the plan.
I also pointed to the God of pestilence and the God of decline: ”the Buddha does not mean that they believe in them, burning incense all day long can prevent disasters and get rid of diseases? If you two have nothing to do, go out for a walk. If you see someone who wants to go to the Buddha's house to get rid of the disaster, you can stay at his house for one night. Don't kill people, just keep your breath. This will make the publicity more effective. Anyone who wants to worship Buddha to eliminate disaster will make him want to commit suicide. Anyone who wants to worship Buddha to get sick will make him unable to get out of bed. By the way, didn't the fairies of daoxianzong just said that Buddha liked to do something good and virtuous? ”
A beautiful fairy stood up and said, ”yes. Buddhists ask believers to pay money to help them build temples and sometimes use the money to build roads. Although it is a good thing to build roads, they are not all for the money of believers, and they are not the roads built by the Buddhists themselves. For those who pay for it, they give them a stick of incense, which is called gongdexiang. After they go home, they put the ash in the water and drink it to cure the disease. ”
”Can these incense really cure diseases?”
”How could it be possible?” The fairy said angrily, ”if you eat some balm, you can cure the disease. What do you want the doctor to do? However, those incense really had a little weak magic power. If you go back and eat it, it will refresh your spirits. If you don't know, it will really work. ”
”Good. In the future, you wounded fairies should not only continue their own work, but also keep an eye on those who have taken gongdexiang and go back to concentrate and send the news to the king of hell. ” I said to the king of Yan: ”if you receive the list given by the fairy, you will let black and white impermanence go to these families one by one in the evening. Gongde incense turns into broken soul fragrance. I think who dares to eat it.”
The Jade Emperor clapped his hands and said, ”it's really wonderful, but it will cause trouble after a long time like this.””As I said, it's a matter of quick action. Buddhism and you are so closely integrated that many things are not clear. They're like poison. They've penetrated your arms. Now the only way to get rid of them is to cut off your own arms. In a short time, it must hurt others and yourself, but it will be OK after this stage. In the future, you should step up publicity, learn from Buddhism, and send more junior personnel to run. You don't get in touch with ordinary people all day long. Of course, people don't know your contribution. It's going to rain in the future. You can also send some Taoist priests to do it, and then it will rain again. If someone has done good deeds and accumulated virtues, you should not give him some benefits like now and run away. If you want to show a spirit in the air and let others see you, you'd better say a few words to encourage people to do more good deeds and accumulate virtues in the future, so that ordinary people will know that the heaven is in charge of their destiny, not the Buddha. By the way, there is Yama. Your side is the point. What mortals fear most is death. Don't you want to read out all the good and bad things that this person has done all his life when you enchant your soul? In the future, it's better to talk about it in the world. Let them see your soul and explain the public morality and bad deeds. Especially, we should tell those who worship Buddhism that doing good is public morality, but believing in Buddhism is not. See who believes them in the future. ”
Erlang God in the side of the way: ”this is not to fight?”