Chapter 125: Look ma, reporters! (1/2)
Chapter 125: Look ma, reporters!
Translated by me, edited by drpetro.
The name Kangyuan Inc. gave their new massage chair was pretty grand.
The Life Physiotherapist!
The price was the same as the mechanical engineered chairs, 88,000, and the looks were extremely fancy.
The chair weighed in at around 450 pounds, and the user is covered from head to toe when sitting on it. Add on all kinds of equipment and it basically looked likes a compact intensive care unit.
Flashy and totally not worth!
That was the conclusion Ye Qing came up with after carefully examining the provided details.
Massage chair this~ massage chair that, but no matter what, the most comfortable massage in the world will still always be done by the human hands.
Kangyuan Inc. added on a lot more functionality onto their original product, but it still lagged miles behind in terms of comfortability.
Traditional mechanical massage techniques, which summed up to rolling balls and point knocking, was never comfortable to begin with. Moreover, a massage chair, can at most only work on the shoulders, lower back, legs, and arms.
Wanting to include more massageable points meant a much more complex movement structure. This was coincidentally one of the major selling points of the mechanical engineered chair. As its mechanical movement system was complicated beyond belief, to the point where it was able to perfectly mimic any kind of movement.
Sadly, Kangyuan wasn’t able to do that at all. Yet they still wanted to, hence why they came up with an all new, astounding technique.
The full body massage technique.
In Ye Qing’s eyes this concept was extremely simple. To use electromagnetic waves to release mimicked low frequency signals to cause uncontrollable muscle movements.
All the popular digital massage tools currently employed this concept. However, Kangyuan further enhanced the technique by using electro pulses passed through electrodes to stimulate muscle movements.
This massage chair would automatically measure the weight of the user, and its internal computer would calculate the most suitable bioelectromagnetic signal for the user.
This could create a real massage feel, but its downsides were also quite clear. It was easy to feel shocking electrical feelings, there were no true feelings of a comfortable massage, and it was easily able to cause muscle fatigue.
Of course, on the brochure, Kangyuan would never mention these hidden ‘features’. So, if Ye Qing were to go off of the brochure alone, then he would definitely feel like Kangyuan came up with an even more astonishing chair than the mechanical engineered chair.
This was also why Kangyuan went out of their way to sabotage the public image of the mechanical engineered chairs, because it did what they couldn’t do.
Able to almost perfectly mimic human hand massages, and even have it full bodied.
When the master artisan with the super attention seeking bodyguard in tow went to look around Kangyuan’s booth, every single person present from receptionists to guests stared at them; including the three present foreigners.
This attention seeking style immediately had one of Kangyuan’s receptionists come forth and politely greet them.
“Oh ~ Kangyuan Inc., yeah I’ve heard of them.” The master artisan was like I completely understand: “I’ve always used your products before and they were pretty good. Now that you guys have came out with new stuff, I specifically came to take a look.”
“And if these new products are ok, then I was thinking of importing a batch for our corporation to use.”
“These products were in research for more than five years, moreover it even has a domestic medical device registration certificate, and an international UDI certification, so there’ll definitely be no problems with exporting.”
“You can give one a try, and I guarantee that you won’t be disappointed.”
“I’m just gonna go and take a look, so be off now.” The master artisan sat down on some old product, familiarly set his customizations, crossed his legs, and enjoyed the massage while waiting for the fun to begin.
Seeing how the master artisan familiarly set the settings on the massage chair, this receptionist happily hurried off to fetch him some tea.
Over there, a foreign guest had already been warmly invited by Kangyuan’s receptionists to give the new Life Physiotherapist a try.
The invitation also included his female translator.