Chapter 99: Return of the king (1/2)
Chapter 99: Return of the king
Translated by me, edited by drpetro.
When Ye Qing clicked the update button, the wonderful page refreshed, and immediately turned into one of those streaming sites with a video window right in the middle.
There was that extremely arrogant title at the top, and a high definition stream video below.
In the wide-open window, there was, in clear detail, a giant plate of steel, with 2 unwrapped mechanical engineered chairs secured to it.
Due to angle issues, the camera had problems showing the steel case in front of the chairs. That was also the reason why the 1000 or so viewers who saw the title and the video were so perplexed.
Within the thousand ish viewers, a third of them were members of the ghostwriters, another third were people there to enjoy the debacles, and the rest were all owners of the mechanical engineered chairs.
As soon as the extremely arrogant title appeared, the sightseers and ghostwriters immediately exploded.
Those people rushed back onto the forums and cursed the maker for being so arrogant. Some even further fanned the flames by saying, ‘sick, quick, let me see how you’re going to wreck these ghostwriters.’
Ye Qing stared at the number of connections made to the site, and as word of Ye Qing’s arrogant title and video got out, the number of people doubled every few minutes.
Seeing the more than 5000 connect viewers, Ye Qing decided to wait for more people before starting his display of power.
As the posts on the forum kept increasing, Ye Qing suddenly facepalmed for forgetting such a simple thing, and hurriedly called Illusion Corporation’s Yan Zhaoge.
“Hurry, help me set up a banner comment system on my site’s stream.”
“Banner?” Looks like Yan Zhaoge hadn’t seen Ye Qing’s statement like title yet. Half a minute later, Yan Zhaoge’s surprised voice came over the phone: “This…… title of yours is seriously too…… arrogant.”
“How are you planning to attack?”
“Just you wait, give me 10 minutes. I’ve got the basic model of a coloured banner system here, I’ll help you set it up right away.”
Yan Zhaoge, without any comments, hung up. But as the title of the stream got around to more and more people, the amount of people connecting to the site also increased, which was leading to more people seeing Ye Qing’s extremely arrogant title.
It was just that most of the people were there to see the maker flop and burn.
There has always been the saying that bystanders don’t mind making the situation worse. The viewers all got on to their usual hangout places, and used some very exaggerated words to describe this official move by the maker of the mechanical engineered chairs.
[Haha ~ The heartless maker is preparing to make a statement, guys quick get on!”
[The maker installed 2 chairs on a steel plate and is going to tell us what true industrialization is. Everyone come and witness!]
[Maker streaming chairs, but they aren’t moving at all, guys you gotta watch this.]
[Everyone come and watch with me, what is true industrial technology. That’s right — let us watch this chair securing technology.]
On Weibo, people were none stoppingly mentioning Lou Tianjun’s Mechanical Pioneer ID, saying that the maker was going to show them what true industrial technology was, and to come watch with them.
…………
Without using 10 minutes, in under 7 minutes the first red floating banner appeared on the backend system.
[Banners complete!]
That was definitely sent by Yan Zhaoge. As soon as the banner was launched, the already 50 some thousand viewers all refreshed the page, and just like having found a new continent, crazily tried to leave behind their footprints.
[The maker is a complete moron!]
[I already can’t wait for how this manufacturer is going to clear himself.]
[The garbage chairs checks out, those are definitely the chairs Mechanical Pioneer dismantled.]
[Although the chair’s quality is garbage, and is super expensive, but I still need to say, who ever buys it is a retard.]
[Oh my God, this is too hilarious. Is the maker going to teach us about screws?]
[You bunch of unknowing morons. I’ve already witnessed the maker’s true techs, haven’t you guys seen how thick the maker’s face is?]
[Haha ~ Hi everyone, I’m Xiaobian from the Futuristic discussion forum. I need to tell everyone a big piece of news. I am going to show this hilarious moment for more people to see.]
[666 ~ I’m going to @ all the reporters’ public accounts, so that they can also join in to see how this manufacturer is going to show us what true industrial technology is with those trash tier materials.]
The banner system basically went crazy. Countless people were all laughing at how arrogant Ye Qing was being.
Streaming hung up chairs. Was this the way the maker was going to clear the trash material title for the mechanical engineered chairs?
Ye Qing, with his hands behind his neck, completely ignored those stupid ghostwriters’ posts.
That’s right, Ye Qing adding in the banner system on the stream was just to give those ghostwriters a place to let loose.
As long as they made an account, then they could defame however they liked in front of countless audience members. That was definitely the easiest and the most fun they’ve had in a long time.
Some of those defamatory comments were savage to the point that even they didn’t want to look at it, but there weren’t any moderators to stop them at all.
Ye Qing quietly waited on the backend for more people to connect. That way, the effects of the stream would undoubtedly be better.
Furthermore, there was still some prep work that needed to be completed by the master artisans.
The trash talk ~ was completely brought sky high with those ghostwriters and the retarded fans who actually believed the lies about the mechanical engineered chairs.
Those tiny tiny owners of the mechanical engineered chairs already decided to watch the show.
Even though they also felt very uncomfortable with the chairs just hanging off of the wall like that.
But they also couldn’t wait for the manufacturer to use methods that they couldn’t guess at all to prove to everyone the true ability of the mechanical engineered chairs.
They were seriously almost turned into turtles. Originally when they bought the chairs, everyone praised them for being stinking rich. But now, all those viewer who couldn’t afford a chair took the Mechanical Pioneer’s words as an edict, and laughed at them for being complete idiots.
10 minutes later, a master artisan ran out, to report that everything had been prepared.
And the viewer count now had already surpassed the 400,000 mark. Most of them ware all from big discussion boards and from Weibo, who came here for the fun.
Those were all real stats, no bots at all.
Seeing that the influx of people had began to slow, Ye Qing stretched his fingers, banned everyone from speaking, and sent out an admin only color changing banner.
[Open your eyes, the real show is about to begin.]
Having sent the message, Ye Qing turned off the banned mode, then commanded the master artisan to go to the workshop and operate the 2 mechanical engineered chairs from outside of the camera lenses.
[Hahahaha, I’m already dieing from laughter in front of the computer.]
[This maker really doesn’t care about face at all. I really want to see how you’re going to wash yourself clean.]
[Those who bought the chairs are all dumbasses. These are my final words.]
Countless viewer, who had waited for almost half an hour, finally saw movement.
*Ka Ka*
A burst of completely mechanical joint movement sounds, penetrated through the stand alone microphone, and clearly broadcasted it into the ears of the viewers.
The crazy moving banners suddenly stopped, because the 2 mechanical engineered chairs had started to move……