Chapter 1659 - Poor Psychic Sage (1/2)
Translator: Larbre Studio Editor: Larbre Studio
Under the suppression of the supreme power, the Psychic Sage’s print technique didn’t survive long before cracking apart. The divine purple sea above its head turned into strands of purple smoke.
“You actually used a weapon… Not fair…”
The metal hat hat fell down suddenly, trapping the Psychic Sage that had wanted to escape.
“Old thing, where are you running to?”
Xiang Chunan laughed loudly. He rushed over and smashed the metal hat on the Psychic Sage crazily, even cracking the ground.
The Psychic Sage kept screaming, “Amazing, amazing.”
“Amazing? You really aren’t afraid of pain.”
Xiang Chunan’s muscles all swelled. He grabbed the hat with both hands and slammed it down.
“Amazing, amazing… Help, you’re killing me! Help…” Seeing that asking for help was no use, the Psychic Sage pretended to be pitiful. “We have nothing to do with each other. Junior, why are you bullying an elder?”
“Nothing to do with each other? Then why did you attack me, your Lord Xiang? Do you dare say that you didn’t kick me in the b.u.t.t?” Xiang Chunan shrunk the hat and put it on the Psychic Sage’s head so it couldn’t move.
Zhang Ruochen studied the Psychic Sage from the side and was very impressed. It had been hit by an Absolute Saint weapon so hard, but it wasn’t hurt at all.
He didn’t know if Xiang Chunan was holding back or if the Psychic Sage’s defensive abilities were really so good.
After beating it up again, Xiang Chunan clapped his hands and stood up. “Brother Ruochen, this saint medicine actually turned human after 100,000 years and has a mind. It’ll be weird to eat it. How about you eat it?”
Zhang Ruochen shook his head. “If you eat it like this, it’ll indeed be uncomfortable. It’ll also be full of resentment. If it builds in your body, it’ll be bad for your cultivation.”
The Psychic Sage squatted in the corner and yelled, “Yes! I have great resentment! You don’t know how to respect elders at all. If you eat me, you’ll be punished!”
“Looking at its proud face, I’ll feel disgusted if I eat it,” Xiang Chunan said. “How about we turn it into a pill and eat it?”
“Actually, we can negotiate with it and cut off two legs for us to eat.” A strange smile appeared on Zhang Ruochen’s face.
Xiang Chunan grew excited. “Yeah! Cut off two of its legs. When it grows new legs, we’ll cut them again. This is so much better than directly turning it into a pill.”
The Psychic Sage had been eavesdropping on their conversation with perked ears. Its face instantly paled. “Amazing, amazing… My legs have resentment too. Great resentment.”
“It said ‘amazing.’ It agrees!”
Xiang Chunan borrowed the Third Yao heavy sword from Zhang Ruochen and pressed down the Psychic Sage’s neck to cut off its legs.
“Wait, I have something to say!” it screamed.
“Stop wasting time,” Xiang Chunan said. “It’s useless.”
Zhang Ruochen grabbed him. “Let it speak.”
The Psychic Sage sprawled itself on the ground and said in panic, “I can help you pick two Amazing Saint Fruits. You must’ve seen it outside the pavilion. The fruits are definitely much more precious than my two legs.”
“The purple fruits on that ancient tree?”
“Indeed.”
Zhang Ruochen exchanged glances with Xiang Chunan. They were very tempted.
But Zhang Ruochen quickly put on a careful expression. “There are ancient monsters everywhere outside and half of an ancient Supreme Saint. No matter how strong you are, you probably can’t get the fruits from under their eyes. You’re not trying to take advantage of this and escape, right?”
“How can I?” the Psychic Sage explained. “I swear on my soul that I sincerely want to help you two heroes pick saint fruits. Nothing else. As for the ancient monsters, you need not worry. I grew up here since childhood and I have the same Yin Qi as them. They won’t attack me even if I go past them.”
Unfortunately, Zhang Ruochen didn’t believe it at all. “I’ll trust you if you give me half of your saint soul.”
“Why do you want half of my saint soul?” it asked in confusion.
“If you dare to escape, I’ll destroy that half,” Zhang Ruochen said. “Then, your mind will be messed up and all of your cultivation will be wiped clean.”
The Psychic Sage’s teeth chattered, either in fury or fear. “Amazing, amazing. You’re so evil!”
“Since you’ve cultivated a human form, then you should already have the Way,” Zhang Ruochen said. “We won’t eat you unless you attack us first. But you purposely led us into this dangerous place and almost got us killed. You trapped us in here too, so you have to make up for it, right?
“Pick all the fruits on the ancient tree for us and everything will be forgiven. When we leave this forbidden zone, I’ll return the saint soul to you and give you freedom. How about it?”
The Psychic Sage grew thoughtful. Clearly, it was considering whether Zhang Ruochen was lying.
Xiang Chunan slapped its head, saying, “What are you hesitating for? We already forgave you and you still seem so unwilling.”
The Psychic Sage was annoyed. These people clearly broke into its cultivation land and destroyed its temple, but now they acted like they were the victims. As the true victim, it had nowhere to complain to.