Chapter 657 - American humor (2/2)
“The Mei nation is amazing because it is always the champion of the annual International Baseball Game. Although the only teams taking part are those from the Mei nation and Canada,” Xiao Luo said firmly in a calm tone.
His sarcasm wasn’t lost on his audience, for in the Mei nation, they could freely joke about their president. The Mei nationals laughed loudly once again. Many were already tearing up. They did not expect that the sudden live broadcast had turned out to be that humorous.
Xiao Luo went on to say, “After seeing at how President Bama had started two wars, I understood the glory of having power. Perhaps I should also be a Mei national and try to run for the presidency as well. The whole world knows that you’ve all wasted the eight years of your lives. And when I do run as a candidate, I expect someone will then ask, ‘Hey, what would be your campaign slogan?'”
Alright then, what I want to say is that I understand the suffering that the Mei nationals have gone through. So, my campaign slogan will be ‘Who the h.e.l.l cares about you.’ What do you all think?”
That vulgar slogan caused all the Mei nationals to laugh out loud once again.
“If I get elected, I will legalize gay marriage. That would win me votes from the younger generation. I will also eliminate the unemployment rate in the Mei nation. I will use the productivity method commonly used by the Mei nationals, which is to have two to three people complete a job that one person can easily do. Also, I have a fast and effective measure against the greenhouse effect. I can change the Fahrenheit to Celsius, so a hundred degrees will now be only forty degrees.”
If I get elected, I will use the text message format to send my allies a ‘Hi’ message as a greeting. But it will be different for my enemies. I will send them a message when they are driving. My message would say, ‘Oh, my G.o.d, are you guys secretly developing nuclear weapons?'”
As soon as he said that, the entire Mei nation broke out in raucous laughter. Xiao Luo had subdued them with humor. Everyone knew that the original reason President Bama embarked on the two wars was that he insisted the other party was developing nuclear weapons.
“Haha…”
Sarah Mich.e.l.le laughed. She admired the way Xiao Luo had phrased his words.
“F*ck, this guy is a master of humor. He has sarcastically criticized all the problems that the Mei nation faced. The sarcasm toward President Bama sure packed a powerful punch.”
“Master… He is a master!”
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai were fascinated with the masked man on the screen, and they wors.h.i.+pped him.
Huang Ruoran was extremely quiet because she was paying attention to the sound of that voice, which sounded very familiar to her. She mumbled to herself, “Why does this voice sound so much like Xiao Luo’s voice?”
She might have said that softly. But Zhu Xiaofei, Ding Kai, and w.a.n.g Ling heard her.
Brother Luo?
Huh?
The three of them gasped. No one thought too much about it until Huang Ruoran suggested it. But now that she had mentioned it, the voice did sound like Xiao Luo.
“Oh, my Lady Gaga, it can’t be Brother Luo!”
Ding Kai had a look of shock written all over his face. Is that masked man Xiao Luo? What was going on? Did he not say that he was in the Mei nation for a holiday? Looking at how things were unfolding, it appeared that Xiao Luo was there to create trouble.
“What kind of chaos is Hero Luo trying to create? He is way too aggressive. He is even challenging the Mei nation!”
w.a.n.g Ling’s body trembled a bit. She had realized how mysterious Hero Luo was and how little they knew him. He was always known to be powerful and gutsy, but now he even dared to challenge the Mei nation. If that kind of news spread across Huaye, no one would believe it. Hero Luo was living in a completely different world from them. And in his world, he was already at the top of the pyramid.Huang Ruoran dropped her jaw, completely stunned.
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