Chapter 59 - Running into a Familiar Face (2/2)

Zhang Dashan said seriously. “It’s because marriage has b.a.l.l.s.”

Has b.a.l.l.s?

Hmm? Has…. b.a.l.l.s?

Xiao Luo quickly understood and cursed, “F*ck you!”

(Translator note: This pun is based on wordplay. “b.a.l.l.s” here is not an exact or literal translation of the Chinese term. It means “useless” here but is made up of the characters for “bird” and “use.” So the literal meaning of Zhang Dashan’s statement means “There’s a d*ck that can be used in marriage.”)

Soon, the hot pot ingredients they ordered filled the entire table. There were few vegetables. It was mostly meat and sh.e.l.lfish, including beef, mutton, pork, shrimp, crab, and more. Zhang Dashan was a meat lover, and so was Xiao Luo. If not for the need to have some vegetables to offset the greasiness, they wouldn’t have ordered any at all.

When another waitress carried over the “Mandarin duck pot” and the hotpot base, Xiao Luo was so surprised. “You?”

Zhang Dashan almost sprayed out the beverage he had just drunk,” I say, old friend, do you have to be like this? I just used this trick. Even if you want to plagiarize it, wait until you go to another place before trying it.”

“But I do know her!” Xiao Luo said very seriously as he narrowed his eyes at him.

“b.a.l.l.s. You just said I was the number one film actor, but you’re the motherf*cking real deal.”

Zhang Dashan couldn’t stand it and decided to rain on Xiao Luo’s parade. He raised his head and said to the waitress, “Pretty lady, just ignore him. He’s talking nonsense because he wants to pick you up.”

But the waitress ignored him. She just stared at Xiao Luo in a daze with her round, wide eyes.

She had chic short hair and was smartly turned out in a red waitress uniform that perfectly accentuated her curvy figure. Her face was oval, and her eyes could not be considered small. With her exquisite facial features, she exuded a dignified and solemn vibe. It was Huang Ruoran, the cla.s.s monitor of the English Language majors.

Xiao Luo was the last person she expected to see here. Her family was not well-to-do, so she found a part-time job. To avoid running into her cla.s.smates, she chose this hotpot restaurant because it was far from Huaye, almost in another district. But she never expected to run into a familiar face here–least of all her nemesis, Xiao Luo. How would she ever live this down?

At this moment, she felt the world spin. Three words popped into her mind: “I’m done for!”

“Oh my G.o.d, why did he come here?”

Huang Ruoan was about to break down. It would be ten times better to b.u.mp into anyone at her part-time job than this bast*rd, but it just happened to be Xiao Luo. Xiao Luo might humiliate her thoroughly. She hoped there was a hole in the ground that could swallow her up.

“Pretty lady, pretty lady?”

Zhang Dashan yelled a few times and pulled her back from thinking about her embarra.s.sment.

“Sirs, these are the dishes you ordered, and this is your receipt. You can match the items and see if all the dishes have been served.” Huang Ruoran forced herself to calm down. She added water and the base ingredients into the pot, not daring to look Xiao Luo in the eye.

Xiao Luo was amazed. This was the Ruoran who spoke so powerfully and carried herself so valiantly in cla.s.s? The contrast was extraordinary.

Of course, he knew that this was part of the regulations at the hotpot restaurant. The waitresses must address the male customers as “sir” in a friendly tone and have a respectful att.i.tude. Otherwise, the boss would not keep the employee.

Xiao Luo also knew that Huang Ruoran was very embarra.s.sed and stressed. He didn’t want to put her in such an awkward position, so he said, “We can do it ourselves, no worries. You can attend to other matters.”

He was not someone who would humiliate others, as Huang Ruoran thought. Moreover, he didn’t believe it was shameful for university students to work part-time. At least, they were self-reliant and understood the workings of society earlier than others. Far from looking down on Huang Ruoran, he respected her.

But Huang Ruoran didn’t think so. In her imagination, Xiao Luo had a mocking smile on his face.

She didn’t linger and hurried away after taking Xiao Luo’s suggestion.

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