Part 15 (1/2)

”Will you chaperon me into the ring, please?” she asked of me politely.

I stopped short and gazed at her.

”Do you mean to tell me,” I said, ”that you have won again?”

Miss Damer nodded brightly.

”Yes,” she said.

”You backed Malvolio--that outsider?”

Miss Damer smiled seraphically. ”Yes.”

”And where did you get the tip this time?” I enquired.

”I asked the bookmaker,” replied Miss Damer simply. ”I thought he would know.”

”And he gave you Malvolio?”

”Yes. I had thought of backing the favourite, but he would n't let me.

He said Malvolio was 'a real snip,' but very few people knew about him.

He was a kind man. Come and help me to find him.”

We duly discovered her altruistic friend, who smiled at me over his client's head in a resigned and humorous fas.h.i.+on, as if to imply that there are occasions upon which Homer may be excused from nodding. ”If this be Vanity,” his expression seemed to ask, ”who would be wise?”

Who, indeed?

Of all Constance Damer's achievements in the matter of unduly influencing her fellow-creatures, I hold--and always have held--that this was the greatest. I have been present at many of her triumphs. I have seen her tackle a half-drunken ruffian who was ill-treating his wife, not merely subjugating him, but sending the pair away reconciled and arm-in-arm; I have seen her compel crusty and avaricious old gentlemen to pay not only largely, but cheerfully, for bazaar-goods for which they could have had no possible use, and the very purchase of which implicated them in the furtherance of a scheme of which they heartily disapproved; and I have seen her soothe a delirious child into peaceful slumber by the mere magic of her touch and voice. But to interrupt a hard-working, unsentimental, starting-price bookmaker at the busiest moment of his day, for the purpose of eliciting from him information as to the right horse to back, and to receive from him--a man whose very living depends upon your backing the wrong one--not merely reliable but exclusive information, strikes me as a record even for Miss Constance Damer.

Presently d.i.c.ky rejoined us.

”Collected your winnings?” I enquired.

”Yes--and handed them over. There are only two runners in the next race. Come and have a look at the merry-go-rounds. I know you love them, Connie.”

Miss Damer admitted the correctness of this statement, but declined to come.

”I see Lady Adela over there,” she said--”all alone. That's not fair.

She has a new toque on, too, poor thing! I will go and take her for a walk round the enclosure. You two can come back presently and give us tea. If you discover anything really exciting in the way of side-shows I will come and see it before the last race.”

She flitted away. Two minutes later we saw her, looking like a neat little yacht going for a walk with a Dreadnought, carefully convoying Lady Adela across the course into the enclosure.

”What about Miss Beverley and the others, Freak?” I asked, as we turned away.

”Oh, they are all right,” said d.i.c.ky shortly. ”Leave them alone for a bit longer.”

From which I gathered that Miss Beverley was still suffering from what is known in nursery circles as ”a little black dog on her back.”

A large section of the crowd evidently shared our opinion that the next race would be a tame affair, for the merry-go-rounds and other appurtenances of the meeting were enjoying abundant patronage as we approached. We pa.s.sed slowly along the fairway, where hoa.r.s.e persons implored us, _inter alia_, to be photographed, win cocoanuts, and indulge in three rounds under Queensberry Rules with ”The Houndsditch Terror.”