Part 10 (1/2)

”I know! I'm sure I don't know,” was the mild answer. ”It is not my place to reflect upon my superiors, Mr. Ketch--to say they should do this, or they should do that. I like to reverence them, and to keep a civil tongue in my head.”

”Which is what you don't do. If I knowed who brewed this beer I'd enter an action again him, for putting in no malt.”

”I would not have had this get about for any money!” resumed Jenkins. ”Neither you nor father shall ever catch me opening my lips again.”

”Keep 'em shut then,” growled old Ketch.

Mr. Ketch leisurely finished his supper, and the two continued talking until dusk came on--almost dark; for the porter, churl though he was, liked a visitor as well as any one--possibly as a vent for his temper. He did not often find one who would stand it so meekly as Joe Jenkins. At length Mr. Jenkins lifted himself off the shut-up press bedstead on which he had been perched, and prepared to depart.

”Come along of me while I lock up,” said Ketch, somewhat less ungraciously than usual.

Mr. Jenkins hesitated. ”My wife will be wondering what has become of me; she'll blow me up for keeping supper waiting,” debated he, aloud. ”But--well, I don't mind going with you this once, for company's sake,” he added in his willingness to be obliging.

The two large keys, one at each end of a string, were hung up just within the lodge door; they belonged to the two gates of the cloisters. Old Ketch took them down and went out with Jenkins, merely closing his own door; he rarely fastened it, unless he was going some distance.

Very dark were the enclosed cloisters, as they entered by the west gate. It was later than the usual hour of closing, and it was, moreover, a gloomy evening, the sky overcast. They went through the cloisters to the south gate, Ketch grumbling all the way. He locked it, and then turned back again.

Arrived about midway of the west quadrangle, the very darkest part in all the cloisters, and the most dreary, Jenkins suddenly startled his companion by declaring there was a light in the burial-ground.

”Come along!” growled Ketch. ”You'll say there's corpse-candles there next.”

”It is only a little spark, like,” said Jenkins, halting. ”I should not wonder but it is one of those pretty, innocent glowworms.”

He leaned his arms upon the mullioned frame of the open Gothic window, raised himself on tiptoe to obtain as complete a view as was possible, and pushed his head out to reconnoitre the grave-yard. Mr. Ketch shuffled on; the keys, held somewhat loosely in his hand by the string, clanking together.

”Be you going to stop there all night?” he called out, when he had gone a few paces, half turning round to speak.

At that moment a somewhat startling incident occurred. The keys were whisked out of Mr. Ketch's hand, and fell, or appeared to fall, with a clatter on the flags at his feet. He turned his anger upon Jenkins.

”Now then, you senseless calf! What did you do that for?”

”Did you speak?” asked Jenkins, taking his elbows from the distant window-frame, and approaching.

Mr. Ketch felt a little staggered. His belief had been that Jenkins had come up silently, and dashed the keys from his hand; but Jenkins, it appeared, had not left the window. However, like too many other cross-grained spirits, he persisted in venting blame upon him.

”Aren't you ashamed of yourself, to play an old man such a trick?”

”I have played no trick,” said Jenkins. ”I thought I saw a glowworm, and I stopped to look; but I couldn't see it again. There's no trick in that.”

”Ugh!” cried the porter in his wrath. ”You took and clutched the keys from me, and throwed 'em on the ground! Pick 'em up.”

”Well, I never heard the like!” said Jenkins. ”I was not within yards and yards of you. If you dropped the keys it was no fault of mine.” But, being a peaceably-inclined man, he stooped and found the keys.

The porter grunted. An inner current of conviction rose in his heart that he must undoubtedly have dropped them, though he could have declared at the time that they were mysteriously s.n.a.t.c.hed from him. He seized the string firmly now, and hobbled on to the west door, abusing Jenkins all the way.

They arrived at the west door, which was gained by a narrow closed pa.s.sage from the gate of entrance, as was the south door in a similar manner; and there Mr. Ketch used his eyes and his tongue considerably, for the door, instead of being open, as he had left it, was shut and locked.

”What on earth has done this?” shrieked he.

”Done what?” asked Mr. Jenkins.

”Done what!” was the irascible echo. ”Be you a fool, Joe Jenkins? Don't you see the door's fast!”

”Unfasten it,” said Jenkins sensibly.

Mr. Ketch proceeded to do so--at least to apply one of the keys to the lock--with much fumbling. It apparently did not occur to him to wonder how the locking-up process could have been effected, considering that the key had been in his own possession.

Fumbling and fumbling, now with one key, now with the other, and then critically feeling the keys and their wards, the truth at length burst upon the unhappy man that the keys were not the right keys, and that he and Jenkins were--locked in! A profuse perspiration broke out over him.

”They must be the keys,” remonstrated Mr. Jenkins.

”They are not the keys,” shrieked Ketch. ”D'ye think I don't know my own keys, now I come to feel 'em?”

”But they were your keys that fell down and that I picked up,” argued Jenkins, perfectly sure in his own mind that they could be no others. ”There was not a fairy in the cloisters to come and change them.”

”Feel 'em!” roared Ketch, in his despair. ”These be a couple of horrid, rusty old things, that can't have been in use since the cloisters was built. You have changed 'em, you have!” he sobbed, the notion taking possession of him forcibly. ”You are a-doing it to play me a infamous trick, and I'll have you up before the dean to-morrow! I'll shake the life out of you, I will!”

Laying summary hold of Mr. Jenkins, he began to shake him with all his feeble strength. The latter soon extricated himself, and he succeeded in impressing on the man the fallacy of his suspicion. ”Don't I want to get home to my supper and my wife? Don't I tell you that she'll set upon me like anything for keeping it waiting?” he meekly remonstrated. ”Do I want to be locked up in these unpleasant cloisters? Give me the keys and let me try them.”

Ketch, in sheer helplessness, was fain to comply. He resigned the keys to Jenkins, and Jenkins tried them: but he was none the nearer unlocking the gate. In their increasing perplexity, they resolved to return to the place in the quadrangle where the keys had fallen--a very forlorn suggestion proceeding from Mr. Jenkins that the right keys might be lying there still, and that this rusty pair might, by some curious and unaccountable chance, have been lying there also.

They commenced their search, disputing, the one hotly, the other temperately, as to which was the exact spot. With feet and hands they hunted as well as the dark would allow them; all in vain; and Ketch gave vent to a loud burst of feeling when he realized the fact that they were positively locked up in the cloisters, beyond hope of succour, in the dark and lonely night.

CHAPTER XII.

A MISHAP TO THE BISHOP.

”Fordham, I wonder whether the cloisters are closed?”

”I will see, my lord.”

The question came from the Bishop of Helstonleigh; who, as it fell out, had been to make an evening call upon the dean. The dean's servant was now conducting his lords.h.i.+p down the grand staircase, on his departure. In proceeding to the palace from the deanery, to go through the cloisters cut off quite two-thirds of the distance.

Fordham left the hall, a lamp in his hand, and traversed sundry pa.s.sages which brought him to the deanery garden. Crossing the garden, and treading another short pa.s.sage, he came to the cloisters. The bishop had followed, lighted by Fordham, and talking affably. A very pleasant man was the Bishop of Helstonleigh, standing little upon forms and ceremonies. In frame he was nearly as active as a college boy.

”It is all right, I think, my lord,” said Fordham. ”I hear the porter's voice now in the cloisters.”

”How dark it is!” exclaimed the bishop. ”Ketch must be closing late to-night. What a noise he is making!”

In point of fact, Mr. Ketch had just arrived at that agreeable moment which concluded the last chapter--the conviction that no other keys were to be found, and that he and Jenkins were fast. The tone in which he was making his sentiments known upon the calamity, was not a subdued one.

”Shall I light you round, my lord?”

”By no means--by no means. I shall be up with Ketch in a minute. He seems in a temper. Good night, Fordham.”

”Good night to your lords.h.i.+p.”