Part 13 (1/2)

'So it hasn't turned out too badly, has it?' I say stupidly.

Stevie shakes his head in disgust, I think.

'How old is Philip?'

'Thirty-nine.'

Stevie splutters into his drink.

'Don't be so infantile,' I groan. 'When we were sixteen, thirty-nine might have seemed old, but-'

'When we were sixteen, twenty-three seemed old.'

'Exactly,' I say, thinking he had proven my point for me. But he's grinning as though he's proven his own.

'He's clearly wealthy.'

'We're comfortable, thank you.' Not that it's any of his business.

'You're not working?'

'Not at the moment, but I didn't marry him for his money if that's what you are thinking.'

'No, no, of course not,' Stevie is smirking. I can't be bothered to explain. I owe Stevie a number of explanations but not that one.

'Do you think we can have our marriage annulled?' I ask, trying to get back on track.

'On what grounds? We'd hardly be able to claim non-consummation, would we?'

We fall silent. I wonder if startlingly vivid images of my naked flesh are accosting his mind, the way images of him are demanding my immediate attention.

Oh G.o.d, he'd been lovely. Toned and tanned. Fit and lean. Fun and loving. He hasn't changed much.

I lost my virginity to Stevie. Not that it was a loss of any sort, that's a terrible expression. Rather, I chucked my virginity and caution to the wind and I was happy to do so. The funny thing about s.e.x for the first time is that it's such an enormous deal. Stevie, being male, pretty much pushed for s.e.x from the moment he dropped his yellow checker into the blue Connect 4 frame. The onus to resist, to be cautious and careful, fell entirely on to my shoulders because I was the girl. But I wanted him just as much as he wanted me. I wanted him so much it hurt. Still, the initial opportunity took some negotiating.

Armed with a three-pack of condoms (purchased from the male loos at the local pub) we set about finding somewhere suitable for the big event. We didn't have a car so we couldn't join most of our cla.s.smates who stumbled through their first time parked up at the beach. I didn't want my first time to be up against the bike sheds or in the woods lying on his parka (although subsequently I found these to be more than adequate as venues for love). Stevie's mother never went out so we couldn't do it at his place and while all my brothers and my father went out loads, they didn't coordinate their movements so rather frustratingly someone was always at home. Besides, I didn't really fancy s.h.a.gging in my room. I hadn't changed a thing in there since my mum had died. It was (and as far as I know still is) a tatty and trippy mess of clas.h.i.+ng flowery prints. There were flowers on the bedspread, different flowers on the wallpaper and another set on the carpet. There were posters of boy bands on the walls declaring that I was a teenager and dolls on the shelves arguing that I was still a wee girl. I simply would not have been able to concentrate on Stevie with Tiny Tears and Take That smiling down at me.

In the end we caught a train to neighbouring town Newburgh and booked into a bed and breakfast. It was a dingy place with the type of landlady who didn't ask questions providing you paid cash up front. Perfect. Stevie finally relieved me of my virginity on a narrow single bed. The mattress squeaked and the nylon bedspread scratched. Yet, I thought I was in heaven.

Stevie had an enormous p.e.n.i.s. Of course, back then I had nothing to compare it with except a picture of Michelangelo's David, so I guess an average-size p.e.n.i.s would have seemed gigantic. But I've since done more groundwork and I can confirm I was not wrong. The first time was actually quite uncomfortable and all over in seconds. His size, my nerves and our combined inexperience united to make the entire exercise daunting. So why is it one of my sweetest memories? I still clearly remember the look in his eyes as he rolled off me. Despite the brevity of the act we were both so proud and happy. Stevie almost shouted with excitement that we were lovers. We were grown-up. We were no longer kids whose only entertainment was hanging around the corner shop and the grey granite memorial for the drowned, swigging cider and kicking cans we were lovers. Stevie promised me that the s.e.x would get better with practice, so we made love twice more that night. Not only did we get our money's worth out of the B&B but he also proved his point; the s.e.x did get better and better with practice.

The issue of where we had s.e.x never appeared again. After the first time we seemed to reach a silent and mutual agreement to make love wherever and whenever we could. I didn't care a jot about sand in my knickers or mud on his parka. Urgently we'd bang out our youthful desire, only pausing momentarily, to wedge a washbasket or other piece of furniture in front of the door. University halls of residence brought a certain level of comfort. At least in those narrow beds we did not have to keep one eye on the door handle. Our lovemaking was pa.s.sionate, exciting, charged, novel and tender. It was rarely comfortable.

Maybe I should have known that there was bound to come a point when I didn't want carpet burns from thin nylon carpets which smelt of cat pee and had never seen underlay. Every girl dreams that one day she'll slide out of silk underwear and then make love on goose-down duvets, surrounded by satin cus.h.i.+ons just the way I do with Philip.

'Have you ever told anyone about us?' I ask, forcing myself back to the issue I have to deal with.

'No.' Relief squelches through my body. He tilts back his head, blowing out smoke, 'Er, thinking about it, yes, one person.'

I'm immediately erect with tension. 'Who, for G.o.d's sake who?'

'I can't remember her name now. Helen or Ellen or Ella. Something like that.' He shrugs, casually dismissing the woman who holds my most important secret. 'We met in Thailand, on a beach. We'd smoked some weed. She asked me to marry her, as a laugh, cos she was mellow and I said no. She took it badly.'

'Of course she did, after such a meaningful relations.h.i.+p,' I snap. b.u.g.g.e.r me, I'm jealous that he smoked weed with an anonymous girl on a beach.

'I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I told her that I was already married.'

'You told some bimbo on a beach that we were married! What if I ever meet her? What if Philip does?' I yell angrily.

'She had braids and wore tie-dye. I can't see her turning up at one of your dinner parties.'

'How could you be so-' I am about to call Stevie stupid. I can see from his face that he already expects this, so I resist.

'Don't get arsy with me, Belinda. I'm not the one who remarried.' He has a point so I have no alternative but to breathe deeply. 'Chill. She didn't believe me anyway. Not even when I showed her your picture.'

'You carry a picture of me?'

'Always.' Stevie coughs and turns away so I can't see his eyes. 'It's just habit,' he a.s.sures me.

I don't believe him and, worse, I don't want to believe him.

'It came in useful when I was looking for you.'

I put my head in my hands and allow the full implication of the situation to engulf me. Over the last few weeks I've been so absorbed in my mess and how I can get out of it without affecting my relations.h.i.+p with Philip, only now am I beginning to understand the further consequences of what I did to this man whom I loved and who had loved me. Whose only mistake had been to marry me when we were too young.

'Tell me about loving Philip,' says Stevie, looking into his beer gla.s.s.

'You don't want to hear that.'

'I do. I want to understand it. I want to understand you.'

Stevie and I were once so close that we thought our souls had been cut from the same part of the sky. I remember him saying that to me. Now I can't think we have anything in common. I expect he feels the same and wants to reacquaint himself. I'm uneasy but don't see that I am in a position to negotiate.

'We've been married for-'

'You're not married,' says Stevie grimly.

'Well, for the sake of argument.' Stevie shrugs and lets me go ahead. 'We've been married six months.'

'That's no time at all.'

I can hear the jeer in his voice. Stevie doesn't see my marriage to Philip as a real marriage. But he's wrong. My marriage to him was the farce.

'I want to get to our ruby wedding anniversary,' I hiss. I'm irritated. I know I'm on thin ice. Six months is no time at all. It's short enough for Philip to write it off as a ghastly mistake, which I'm sure he would, if he found out about my bigamy.

'We'd dated for nearly two years before we got married. All our friends think we're perfect for each other. When we announced our engagement, they asked what had taken us so long.'

'You could have explained, Belinda. You could have said you weren't in a position to commit,' says Stevie sarcastically.