Part 2 (1/2)

They led me past an early American library table to a deep Moroccan style couch, and both pulled up chairs of French and Dutch design before me.

Feeling thus surrounded by a small little circle of indignation, I began turning my hat around in my hands, staring uncomfortably at my surroundings.

”Nice place you've got here,” I said.

”We know that,” Stoddard declared, dismissing ba.n.a.lities. ”But we'd best get immediately to the point.”

”About the rats?” I asked.

”About the rats,” said Stoddard. His wife nodded emphatically.

There was a silence. Maybe a minute pa.s.sed. I cleared my throat.

”I thought you--” I began.

”Shhhh!” Stoddard hissed. ”I want you to sit here and hear the noises, just as we have. Then you can draw your own conclusions. Silence, please.”

So I didn't say a word, and neither did mine hosts. We sat there like delegates to a convention of mutes who were too tired to use their hands. This time the silence seemed even more ominous.

Several minutes must have pa.s.sed before I began to hear the sounds. That was because I'd been listening for rat sc.r.a.pings, and not prepared for the noises I actually began to hear.

Mr. and Mrs. Stoddard had their heads c.o.c.ked to one side, and were staring hard at me, waiting for a sign that I was catching the sounds.

At first the noises seemed faint, blurred perhaps, like an almost inaudible spattering of radio static. Then, as I adjusted my ear to them, I began to get faint squeaks, and small, sharp noises that were like far distant poppings of small firecrackers.

I looked up at the Stoddards.

”Okay,” I admitted. ”I hear the noises. They seem to be coming from behind the walls, if anywhere.”

Stoddard looked smugly triumphant.

”I told you so,” he smirked.

”But they aren't rat sc.r.a.pings,” I said. ”I know the sounds rats make, and those aren't rat sounds.”

Stoddard sat bolt upright. ”What?” he demanded indignantly. ”Do you mean to sit there and tell me--”

”I do,” I cut in. ”Ever heard rat noises?”

Stoddard looked at his wife. Both of them frowned. He looked back at me.

”No-o,” he admitted slowly. ”That is, not until we got these rats. Never had rats before.”

”So you jumped to conclusions and thought they were rat noises,” I said, ”even though you wouldn't recognize a rat noise if you heard one.”

Stoddard suddenly stood up. ”But dagnabit, man!” he exploded. ”If those aren't rat noises, what are they?”

I shrugged. ”I don't know,” I admitted. ”They sound as if they might be coming through the pipes. Perhaps we ought to take a look around the house, beginning with the bas.e.m.e.nt, eh?”