Chapter 1385 (1/2)
”The eyes of Confucian sages, pregnant gaze I have only seen it in the records related to Confucianism. I didn't expect that the effect was so powerful. ” Qi Xiu's emperor was despairing.
It's anti human for a man to experience pregnancy.
What kind of mind did Confucian sages hold to develop such solemn and stirring magic?
Unable to bear the stomachache, the seventh master took out his mobile phone and opened the ”Jiuzhou No. 1 group.”. Let's see if we can find Taoist friends in the group to comfort them.
At the beginning of the dozen, he found that there was also a howl in the group. All the members of the group, except those who were closed and in special secret places, were pregnant.
”Seniors, even the little fruit of our temple is pregnant. It's cruel - three days.” On the third day, elder martial brother spoke with master tongxuan's account.
”As soon as I was pregnant, I couldn't hold the steering wheel and hit someone. I ran over a group of people Fortunately, I drove in my own house and ran over my own people. We're working on the scene of the crash. Fortunately, no one died. ” The six fairies of the East gave a look of despair.
Da Luo teaches Yuyue Zhenjun: ”it hurts, but the experience of pregnancy is great. [saliva expression] especially the group pregnancy scene of elder martial brothers and junior brothers of Dalao sect is really wonderful. I really want to invite ”Ba Ru Xuan Mo” to teach Dharma in Dalao
”Damn it, master Bai is still in seclusion. I really want to see elder Bai pregnant. ” I am the little white crane road at the end of the sky.
Henghuo was tired and wanted to retire: ”the Confucianists are taking the opportunity to organize a lecture on” filial piety ”, which is just a harvest. After all, ”pregnant gaze” was originally used to describe the method in accordance with the chapter of ”education for governance”. But the feeling of pregnancy is really anti human. ”Despairing look at the sky.”
Litchi fairy: ”I want to know more, what about pharmacist and Ziyan? Is it in the process of double cultivation? Hehe hehe
”Mother litchi, don't laugh at others. Did you take a picture of yourself when you were pregnant? Did you take a beautiful picture of your character? Send one to the group and show it to us. ” Crazy sword four waves road.
Litchi fairy: ”is ah Qi Daoyou still in Sanlang house? He has killed Sanlang ～”
”just finished cutting, take a rest.” Su's ah Qi coolly said: ”in other words, I just had a moment as if I remembered my” forgotten ”descendants. I vaguely remember that it should be Su Shi's ten years old? ”
”Ha ha, ah Qi, this weak scum, has been in pain for a long time. It's not like me, even if I'm pregnant. If it's not for my fault, I will teach ah Qi how to be a man every minute while I'm pregnant. ” Three waves of crazy sword are proud of the way.
Huangshan was very tired and wanted to retire: ”can't you talk about pregnancy? When it comes to this, I have a stomachache. ”
Dongfang Jingxue: ”master Huangshan, what is your pregnancy like, handsome? I'm learning to write songs recently. I'm going to write you a song about Huangshan pregnancy. ”
Huangshan was tired and wanted to retire
Return the quiet and Booky Oriental Snow Fairy back to us!
After reading the chatting records in the group, the seventh cultivation sage was inexplicably relieved.
When he found that everyone was pregnant, miserable and desperate, his heart suddenly balanced.
People's psychology is so wonderful sometimes.
”Seven cultivation.” At this time, one side of the six repair fairy suddenly gentle way.
Yes, I am in the seventh
”Shall we not have children in the future? Pregnancy is too painful. Or, after a few hundred years, I'll be a little bit less psychologically, and we'll have another child? ” Wang six tears.
The seventh cultivation sage immediately said gently, ”of course, my friars have a long life, and the goal is directly to the realm of longevity. Kids and stuff, not needed. If we really want children, we can take some lovely disciples
Liuxiu fairy laughed happily.
The seventh sage turned his head and looked up at the sky.
Or we can hold a seminar in the group of Jiuzhou No.1, and the topic will be: on 10000 ways to kill the evil in the Song Dynasty?
On the stone square, all the demons and friars gathered together and shrank ten meters away from Song Shu hang.
Song Shuhang, Su Shi a 16 and Yu Rouzi were isolated to one side.
”Well, it was an accident. Actually, my eyes don't have that function. Trust me. If you don't see my eyes, you won't get pregnant Song Shuhang explained.
On the other side, all the friars and Demons shook their heads wildly. All of them lowered their heads. No one dared to look at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang
It is doomed to become a black history that his life can not erase.
Does he have to go back to the ”Heaven's little dark room” for a few more years, so that the world will forget him completely and come out again?
Time goes by.
From time to time, new members enter a door in the center of the square.
These members also come from all over the world, from all kinds of cultivation systems.When the newcomers come in, they can see the two camps on the square at a glance. On the one hand, there are Taoist friends gathered together, and on the other are young human beings with one man and two women.
Strange, this male two female class is very good?
The new members looked curiously at Song Shuhang Then, in their hearts floated the holy name of ”overlord Confucianism, metaphysics and demons.”.
”Ba Master the Confucians and demons Subconsciously, the newlyweds put their hands around their stomachs and their voices trembled.