Part 5 (1/2)
[1: beggar]
[2: constables]
[3: magistrates]
[4: I pour on thy pate a pot of good ale]
[5: And install thee, by oath, a rogue]
[6: To beg by the way, steal from all,]
[7: Rob hedge of s.h.i.+rt and sheet,]
[8: To lie with wenches on the straw, so let all magistrates and constables go to the devil and be hanged!]
THE HIGH PAD'S BOAST [_b_. 1625]
[Attributed to JOHN FLETCHER--a song from a collection of black-letter broadside ballads. Also in _New Canting Dict_. 1725.]
I
I keep my Horse; I keep my wh.o.r.e; I take no rents; yet am not poor; I travel all the land about, And yet was born to ne'er a foot.
II
With partridge plump, and woodc.o.c.k fine, At midnight, I do often dine: And if my wh.o.r.e be not in Case, [1]
My hostess' daughter has her place.
III
The maids sit up, and watch their turns; If I stay long, the tapster mourns; Nor has the cookmaid mind to sin, Tho' tempted by the chamberlain.
IV
But when I knock, O how they bustle; The hostler yawns, the geldings justle: If the maid be sleepy, O how they curse her; And all this comes, of, _Deliver your purse, sir._
[1: in the house]
THE MERRY BEGGARS [Notes]
[1641]
[From _A Jovial Crew_, by RICHARD BROME. The beggars discovered at their feast. After they have scrambled awhile at their Victuals: this song].
I
Here safe in our Skipper let's cly off our Peck, [1]
And bowse in defiance o' the Harman Beck. [2]
Here's Pannam and Lap, and good Poplars of Yarrum, [3]
To fill up the Crib, and to comfort the Quarron. [4]
Now bowse a round health to the Go-well and Corn-well, [5]
Of Cisley b.u.mtrincket that lies in the Strummel; [6]
II
Here's Ruffpeck and Ca.s.son, and all of the best, [7]
And Sc.r.a.pe of the Dainties of Gentry Cofe's Feast [8]