Chapter 111 (1/2)
”Whatever you want, I did it.”
Li Mu didn't like to force girls to drink, but he didn't have any aversion to girls' proper drinking, so he casually said that he dried the wine with one mouthful.
Zhao Ziqiu smiled and drank up the wine.
”Cool, you hurt your stomach.” A friendly reminder from Li Mu.
Zhao Ziqiu looked at Li Mu with great interest and asked, ”Why are you careless?”
Li Mu smiled: ”I am a man.”
”What's the matter with the man?” Zhao Ziqiu said? Can't men and women be equal in drinking cold? ”
Seeing that Zhao Ziqiu rolled his eyes, Li Mu thought the long legged beauty had a little personality. He whispered, ”I'm thinking for you. Men don't have 'good friends'.”
Li Mu has a girlfriend in his last life. She likes to eat all kinds of cold foods. Ice cream and ice cream are always on the way. When she goes out to eat and drink in winter, she needs ice. However, it costs a lot. When she comes to have a holiday, she is always in pain. But after those days, she is still stubborn.
It was also at that time that Li Mu knew that it was a basic common sense for women not to eat cold food and drink cold drinks in their physiological period. Moreover, in order not to aggravate the degree of dysmenorrhea, even in other times, they should try to touch cold as little as possible.
As soon as Zhao Ziqiu heard Li Mu's three words ”good friend”, she immediately became a little embarrassed. There are many kinds of girls' names for the holiday, such as the holiday, aunt, good friend, etc., so she naturally knew the meaning of Li Mu's words. Although she knew that the other side was kind, a boy mentioned ”good friend” to himself or made her a little uncomfortable.
Li Yawei on one side didn't hear the first half of the conversation. He just heard what Li Mu said that he had no good friends. He drank something dizzy. He immediately held Li Mu's neck and said loudly: ”Li Mu, how can you say that you have no good friends! Li Yawei is your good friend! There are four other brothers in our 606 bedroom. Although we just met each other, we will live together for four years after all, so we are all your good friends! ”
Li Mu felt that his face was covered with black lines, and Zhao Ziqiu was smiling back and forth. The goddess covered her mouth and smiled coyly, which attracted other people and gods in the same bedroom and made them crazy.
Everyone is asking Zhao Ziqiu what he is laughing at. Zhao Ziqiu looks at Li Mu for a moment and says, ”Li Mu told me a joke secretly just now...”
The five people in the 606 bedroom looked at Li Mu with envy. Li Mu didn't speak much. His skills of flirting with younger sister were so amazing. Without seeing how he spoke, he made Zhao Ziqiu's pretty face blush.
Several other girls then egged on and said, ”Li Mu, what joke did you tell Ziqiu, please tell us!”
Li Mu takes a look at Zhao Ziqiu. Although there is no blame in his eyes, Zhao Ziqiu secretly spits out his tongue.
Li Mu had no choice but to smile at all of them. He immediately hunted out countless jokes in his mind, chose one and said to several people:
”a young man asked the Buddhist monk in the temple: Master, I have a goal, initiative, ambition, honesty, integrity and talent. Why can't I find an object now?
After listening, the Zen master took him to the yard without saying a word. Several plum trees in the yard were quietly showing their fragrance.
Young people are very inspired and moved to say: plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold Master! Do you want to tell me that as long as I keep working hard, I can get what I want? The master shook his head: Mei Qian (no money) you said a fart
As soon as Li Mu's joke came out, ten of the other eleven people at the table looked at each other. Only Zhao Ziqiu laughed out: ”ha ha, before Mei How can there be such a bad Zen master! ”
The others were surprised. Han Xiaoxiao couldn't help asking, ”Ziqiu, did I not understand or what? Does the last sentence have anything to do with the front? ”
Zhao Ziqiu giggled for a long time. After calming down his mood, he said to Han Xiaoxiao and others, ”it's the plum blossom in front of the plum blossom. It's the same with no money.”
As soon as Zhao Ziqiu's words came out, all the people suddenly realized that they thought it would be a Zen master's story of inspiring himself with philosophy. Unexpectedly, the Zen master was so unreliable. He thought about it again and nodded with a smile.
Li Mu shook his head and said, ”it seems that this joke is not suitable for oral narration.”