Chapter 6 - The Most Troublesome Celebrity (2/2)
Dream Jade?! Currently, she was the most popular female singer. In an online vote about “which female celebrity you wanted to fuck most”, she gained 2nd place(1st was Fourth Lady). The news of her being in the women’s shopping district spread around like someone had thrown a bomb there. At that moment, everyone became crazed fans, shouting “Dream Jade’s” name, they joined the large army chasing the star[14].
“Dead! I'm so dead! When Wu Neng finds out, he's gonna scold me to death!” Dream Jade swung her arms as she ran away. Unfortunately, no matter what she did, her short, slender legs could not run fast, so the people chasing her became more and more as time went on. Suddenly, an arm reached out from the side, and like an eagle catching a chicken, dragged her into a small room.
”You!” Before Dream Jade could react, she had already been held against a wall by a robust body, and her mouth was covered. The panicked Dream Jade wanted to resist, but the man in front of her was like an iron pagoda and could not be moved.
Right at this moment, the wave of people chasing her arrived outside the room. Unexpectedly, they did not check it at all, and just ran past it. Only then did Dream Jade notice the smell of urine, and the urinals on the wall. Dream Jade immediately understood that the space around her body was the Men’s room mentioned in legends.
Dream Jade dared to ask herself, in her life, just how many places she had been to? It was uncountable[15]. However, it was her first time being inside the Men’s room. And yet she did felt inexplicably moved. It was just that that feeling was actually nausea and a need to vomit. All men actually stood in front of that disgusting thing and pissed. The liquid that leaked to the floor still hadn't dried! It really was just too disgusting!
“Listen to me, I'm a bodyguard that Wu Neng hired specifically to ensure your safety. If you don't want to sign autographs until your fingers break, listen to my arrangements.” Chen Min showed the contract that he and Wu Meng signed while letting go of Dream Jade’s palm.
“Thanks for helping me just now.” After Dream Jade sorted out up her clothes, she smiled and said, “You are the first bodyguard to bring me to visit the men's room. As a form of encouragement, you've been fired. Not even 5 cents will be given to you. Bastard.”
Right at that moment, from outside the men's room, a bunch of footsteps could be heard. To begin with, Chen Min did not care whether or Dream Jade was willing, dragging her, they had already hid inside a toilet cubicle. Dream Jade originally wanted to resist, but then she heard what was happening outside the thin cubicle walls. Two dicks had already walked in while laughing.
“Holy fuck, did you hear? Dream Jade is here! Someone said that they saw her!” following the sound of pissing, Dick A exclaimed.
“It’s probably just some pulling of chicken feathers[16]. How is it possible? But speaking of this, I kind of feel that she is extremely cute. Yesterday night, I masturbated to her picture!” Dick B said.
“He he, what a coincidence, me too.” Dick A said with a grin.
Right at this moment, who knew which one of Dream Jade’s nerves were pulled[17], in an instant, she charged out of the cubicle, stood behind the two dicks, placed her hands at her waist and whistled, “Hey!”
两男屌也呆萌的可以，居然面对面的转过身来，手上的那话儿跟着一起转体90度，都尿到了基友的裤子上。
The two male dicks, who were also passably cute, unexpectedly turned around face to face, the thing in their hands turned 90° as well, and pissed on their gay friend’s pants.
Dream Jade couldn't stand this should be censored scene, and said with a headache, “You two damn perverts, didn't you like to masturbate to my picture? Well, this miss is right here! Masturbate for me to see!”
When had the two dicks ever encountered this type of situation? Forget about masturbating at a goddess, even speaking two more sentences to a goddess would make them tremble. Facing Dream Jade, this kind of superstar level goddess, they were almost scared into impotence.
“I finally understand why Wu Neng can't sort out this little girl. She’s too naughty……” Chen Min took out a roll of duct tape from his bosom with a sigh and walked towards the two dicks. “Sorry, I'm going to have to wrong you guys……”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[1] 紧身背心 google image the chinese words I’m not gonna link
[2] 巴比伦运动鞋- 巴比伦=babylon however according to 百度图片 巴比伦运动鞋 refers to new balance
[3] 男屌 literally male penis 屌 is a vulgar way to say penis. Could also mean cool or powerful apparently
[4] 打得火热
[5] 抱大腿 TL/MTL it yourself I don’t have time to do it for you
[6] 得瑟女孩; 得瑟-to show off in an ostentatious manner 女孩- girl lit. Female child
[7] 雪葬花 - 雪=snow 葬= bury 花=flower
[8] 千辛万苦 千-1000 辛 - apart for being a way to say spicy it has no meaning on it’s own 万 - 10000 苦 - bitter 辛苦 - hardship, laborious, arduous
[9] 阴 - can refer to vagina
[10] raws said heart. I’m assuming the other made a mistake since 心(xin) and 星(xing) have similar pinyin.
[11]小萝莉 小(Xiao) - small 萝莉(luo li) - loli
[12] 肺活量-
[13] 差评- bad review; raws: 差评啊！差评！
[14] 追星的大军 lit. Chase star’s big army
[15] 梦琪敢问自己一生去过无数的地方 took liberties. Lit TL too weird
[16] 扯鸡毛 - 乱讲，乱扯，扯鸡巴毛，扯鸡毛
[17] 梦琪不知哪根神经被扳动了
Lit TL