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Hitherto that portly lady's hair had been black. But now, as suddenly as darkness vanishes in a tropic dawn, it was become light. No gradual approach of the grey, for the black had been equally artificial. The wig is the region without twilight. Only in the swart moustache had the grey crept on, so that perhaps the growing incongruity had necessitated the sudden surrender to age.

To both Madame Depine and Madame Valiere the grey wig came like a blow on the heart.

It was a grisly embodiment of their secret griefs, a tantalising vision of the unattainable. To glide reputably into a grey wig had been for years their dearest desire. As each saw herself getting older and older, saw her complexion fade and the crow's-feet gather, and her eyes grow hollow, and her teeth fall out and her cheeks fall in, so did the impropriety of her brown wig strike more and more humiliatingly to her soul. But how should a poor old woman ever acc.u.mulate enough for a new wig? One might as well cry for the moon--or a set of false teeth. Unless, indeed, the lottery--?

And so, when Madame Depine received a sister-in-law from Tonnerre, or Madame Valiere's nephew came up by the excursion train from that same quiet and incongruously christened townlet, the Parisian personage would receive the visitor in the darkest corner of the salon, with her back to the light, and a big bonnet on her head--an imposing figure repeated duskily in the gold mirrors. These visits, instead of a relief, became a terror. Even a provincial knows it is not _convenable_ for an old woman to wear a brown wig. And Tonnerre kept strict record of birthdays.

Tears of shame and misery had wetted the old ladies' hired pillows, as under the threat of a provincial visitation they had tossed sleepless in similar solicitude, and their wigs, had they not been wigs, would have turned grey of themselves. Their only consolation had been that neither outdid the other, and so long as each saw the other's brown wig, they had refrained from facing the dread possibility of having to sell off their jewellery in a desperate effort of emulation. Gradually Madame Depine had grown to wear her wig with vindictive endurance, and Madame Valiere to wear hers with gentle resignation. And now, here was Madame la Proprietaire, a woman five years younger and ten years better preserved, putting them both to the public blush, drawing the hotel's attention to what the hotel might have overlooked, in its long habituation to their surmounting brownness.

More morbidly conscious than ever of a young head on old shoulders, the old ladies no longer paused at the bureau to exchange the news with Madame or even with her black-haired bookkeeping daughter. No more lounging against the newel under the carved torch-bearer, while the journalist of the fourth floor spat at the Dreyfusites, and the poet of the _entresol_ threw versified vitriol at perfidious Albion.

For the first time, too--losing their channel of communication--they grew out of touch with each other's microscopic affairs, and their mutual detestation increased with their resentful ignorance. And so, shrinking and silent, and protected as far as possible by their big bonnets, the squat Madame Depine and the skinny Madame Valiere toiled up and down the dark, fusty stairs of the Hotel des Tourterelles, often brus.h.i.+ng against each other, yet sundered by icy infinities. And the endurance on Madame Depine's round face became more vindictive, and gentler grew the resignation on the angular visage of Madame Valiere.

IV

”_Tiens!_ Madame Depine, one never sees you now.” Madame la Proprietaire was blocking the threshold, preventing her exit. ”I was almost thinking you had veritably died of Madame Valiere's cough.”

”One has received my rent, the Monday,” the little old lady replied frigidly.

”_Oh! la! la!_” Madame waved her plump hands. ”And La Valiere, too, makes herself invisible. What has then happened to both of you? Is it that you are doing a penance together?”

”Hist!” said Madame Depine, flus.h.i.+ng.

For at this moment Madame Valiere appeared on the pavement outside bearing a long French roll and a bag of figs, which made an excellent lunch at low water. Madame la Proprietaire, dominatingly bestriding her doorstep, was sandwiched between the two old ladies, her wig aggressively grey between the two browns. Madame Valiere halted awkwardly, a bronze blush mounting to match her wig. To be seen by Madame Depine carrying in her meagre provisions was humiliation enough; to be juxtaposited with a grey wig was unbearable.

”_Maman, maman_, the English monsieur will not pay two francs for his dinner!” And the distressed bookkeeper, bill in hand, shattered the trio.

”And why will he not pay?” Fire leapt into the black eyes.

”He says you told him the night he came that by arrangement he could have his dinners for one franc fifty.”

Madame la Proprietaire made two strides towards the refractory English monsieur. ”_I_ told you one franc fifty? For _dejeuner_, yes, as many luncheons as you can eat. But for dinner? You eat with us as one of the family, and _vin compris_ and _cafe_ likewise, and it should be all for one franc fifty! _Mon Dieu!_ it is to ruin oneself. Come here.” And she seized the surprised Anglo-Saxon by the wrist and dragged him towards a painted tablet of prices that hung in a dark niche of the hall. ”I have kept this hotel for twenty years, I have grown grey in the service of artists and students, and this is the first time one has demanded dinner for one franc fifty!”

”_She_ has grown grey!” contemptuously muttered Madame Valiere.

”Grey? She!” repeated Madame Depine, with no less bitterness. ”It is only to give herself the air of a _grande dame_!”

Then both started, and coloured to the roots of their wigs.

Simultaneously they realised that they had spoken to each other.

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