Part 6 (1/2)

At which the young man challenged him; so to the yard they went--the young man with his sword, and Tom with neither stick nor staff.

Said the spark, ”Have you nothing to defend yourself? Then I shall the sooner despatch you.”

So he made a pa.s.s at Tom, but that he b.u.t.t by; and then, wheeling round unto his back, Tom gave him such a nice kick in the breech as sent the spark like a crow up in the air, whence he fell upon the ridge of a thatched house, and came down into a fish-pond, where he had certainly been drowned if it had not been for a poor shepherd, who was walking by that road, and, seeing him floating on the water, dragged him out with his hook, and home he returned like a drowned rat; whilst Tom enjoyed the kind embraces of his lady.

CHAPTER IV.

_How Tom served Two Troopers, whom the Spark had hired to beset him._

Now the young gallant vexed himself to think how Tom had conquered him before his new mistress, so was resolved on speedy revenge, and, knowing he was not able to cope with Tom, he hired two l.u.s.ty troopers, well mounted, to lie in ambush under a thicket, which Tom was to pa.s.s on his way home, and so accordingly they both attempted to set upon him.

”How now, rascals!” said Tom; ”what would you be at? Are you indeed so weary of your lives that you so unadvisedly set upon one who is able to crush you like a cuc.u.mber?” The two troopers, laughing at him, said they were not to be daunted at his high words. ”High words!” said Tom; ”nay, now I will come to action,” and so ran between them, catching them in his arms, horses and men, as easy as if they had been but two baker's bavins.

In this manner he steered homewards, but, as he pa.s.sed through a company of haymakers, the troopers cried, ”Stop him! stop him! He runs away with two of the king's troopers.” But they laughed to see Tom hugging them, frequently upbraiding them for their baseness, saying he'd make mince meat of them for crows and jackdaws.

This was a dreadful lecture to them, and the poor rogues begged he would be merciful to them, and they would discover the whole plot, and who was the person that employed them, which they accordingly did, and gained favour in the sight of Tom, who pardoned them on promise that they would never be concerned in so villainous an action as that was for the future.

CHAPTER V.

_Tom, going to be Married, is set upon by Twenty-one Ruffians; and of the Havock he made._

In regard Tom had been hindered hitherto by the troopers, he delayed his visit to his lady and love till the next day, and, coming to her, he gave her a full account of what had happened.

She was much pleased at this relation, and received him with joy and satisfaction, knowing it was safe for a woman to marry with a man who was able to defend her against any a.s.sault whatever; and so brave a man as Tom was found to be.

The day of marriage being appointed, and friends and relations invited, yet secret malice, which is never satisfied but with revenge, had like to have prevented it; for, having near three miles to go to church, the aforementioned gentleman had provided one-and-twenty ruffians to destroy Tom, for to put them to consternation.

Howbeit, it so happened in a private place, all bolted out upon Tom, and with a spear gave him a slight wound, which made his sweetheart shriek out lamentably. Tom endeavoured to pacify her, saying, ”Stand you still, and I will soon show you some pleasant sport.”

Here he catched hold of a broad-sword from the side of one of the company, and behaved so gallantly with it that at every stroke he took off a joint. He spared their lives, but lopped off their legs and arms, that in less than a quarter of an hour there was not one in the company but had lost a limb. The gra.s.s was all stained with a purple gore, and the ground was covered with legs and arms.

His lover and the rest of the company were all this while standing by and admiring his valour, crying out, ”O, what a sight of cripples has he made in a short time!”

”Yes,” said Tom, ”I verily believe that for every drop of blood I have lost I have made the rascals pay me a limb, as a just tribute.”

This said, he steps to a farmer's house, and hired a servant, by giving him twenty s.h.i.+llings to carry the several cripples home to their respective habitations in his cart, and then posted to church with his love, when they were heartily merry with their friends after this encounter.

CHAPTER VI.

_Tom provides a Feast for all the poor Widows in the adjacent Towns; and how he served an Old Woman who Stole a Silver Cup._