Part 20 (2/2)

”I knew you'd be surprised,” said Mr. Wrangler, edging up to the forge, which Billy had kept going at a gentle heat to warm their hands now and then. ”It ought to be an occasion of unalloyed happiness to be the uncle of a little girl baby. But I was not intended for such a position. It was clearly a mistake to thrust me into it.”

”I don't scarcely see how you could help it,” said Billy.

”No, I couldn't, could I? It came upon me suddenly and without my knowing it. I had no time for preparation. My brother, who was one of the evils to which, under the will of Providence, I have bowed, called me to him recently, and without so much as a drop of brandy to break the force of the blow, he said: 'Cephas,' said he, 'you are the uncle of a little girl baby!'

”Pale and for a moment speechless, I leaned against the wall and shook with emotion. 'Courage, old man!' said he, 'bear up! bear up!' At first I refused to believe him. 'It is false, Orlando,' I said, 'it can't be so.' But he shook his head sadly. 'It is true, Cephas,' he replied, 'and I guess I ought to know.' That argument was of course conclusive. It admitted of no reply. I only asked him how could he so have wronged me.

He said nothing in defense of himself. He could say nothing. He simply bent his head and cried for pardon.”

”Well, well,” said Billy, ”this is queer. It seems to me like a big to-do over a very little matter.”

Mr. Wrangler looked up with an expression of dismay. ”Little!” he cried.

”Little! May I ask, Mr. Warlock, if you have ever been the uncle of a little girl baby?”

”No,” said Billy, ”I never was.”

”Ah, well, that explains it. Then you can't know the bitterness of that hour. You can't put yourself in my place. I forgave him. I told him with a sob that it was all right. Then, in the name of our mother, he implored me to do him a favor. The infant was in California. He had left it there to--er--learn the language, I reckon. He bade me go and fetch it. At first I hesitated--all but refused. But who can withstand an appeal made in the name of his mother? I pressed his hand in silent acquiescence and took the next train West. I found the child and folded it to my heart. I bought it a milk bottle with a fancy nozzle, a bull's eye, and a rattle. It wept, and I dried its tears. Then I brought it back with me. Fancy my feelings, Warlock; picture to yourself my lacerated, bleeding heart, when upon reaching town this afternoon I learned that my brother was dead! Yes, Warlock, old man, dead and buried and cold in his grave, and another party living in his flat. It was all in vain that the tears streamed from my eyes--all in vain that I begged him at least to take the child. I called him brother, kinsman, royal Wrangler, and bade him remember that this was a matter of honor between him and me. I begged him to think of the situation he had placed me in, for I feared the laugh of callous cynics as much as the cry of the innocent child, but the ungrateful dead answered not.”

Mr. Wrangler paused and touched his handkerchief to his eyes, while Billy gazed at him in amazement, uncertain to what category of disease his case should be a.s.signed. ”I don't know as I ever heard a queerer tale than this,” he said at length. ”What did you do about it?”

”I'm doing now,” answered Mr. Wrangler. ”It is on a special mission that I'm seeking you. Warlock, dear boy, you don't happen to have a bottle of paregoric with you, do you, now?”

”Paregoric!” exclaimed Billy. ”Why, is the child sick?”

”Hanged if I know!” Mr. Wrangler replied, with evident sincerity. ”I'm not what you'd call a connoisseur in infantile disorders, but I guess she's sick. Anyhow, something's the matter. It may be malaria, or chills, or measles, or whooping-cough, or Bright's disease. But whatever it is, it keeps her very wakeful at night. It disturbs her rest sadly.

That might, perhaps, be overlooked; but as an intimate consequence it also disturbs mine. At first I supposed it was because she did not get enough nourishment, so, as she wouldn't drink any more milk from her bottle, I bought a syringe, and filling it with milk, I played it down the little darling's throat.”

”Great Scott!” cried Billy, ”it's a wonder she didn't choke to death!”

”Is it?” asked Mr. Wrangler innocently. ”Well, to tell the truth, she did come dev'lish near it, and so I inferred that I hadn't correctly diagnosed the case. After she had got done coughing her spirits seemed more than ever depressed. I went to bed in the vain hope that her supply of tears would in time become exhausted. As the hours drew along and that hope died away, I concluded she must have headache. I had one, and I thought it only natural that she should, too. The question was, what remedy should I apply? In a happy moment paregoric occurred to me. I seemed indistinctly to remember that when I was a child paregoric did the business. How fortunate one is, dear boy, in such moments as that to have the memories of his boyhood to fall back on. I got up, dressed, and went out to hunt a drug-store. Unfortunately, the only two I came across were closed. I returned disconsolate, but as I entered I heard the sound of your hammer and saw the glimmer of the lantern on your ladder. I descended hither. I looked upon you and said: 'Here is a friend.'

Warlock, old fellow, find me some paregoric!”

”I don't know much about babies, Mr. Wrangler,” said Billy, slowly and rather sternly, ”for I never had one, and I never was throwed with 'em.

But I think the chances is that you'll kill your'n before morning.”

Mr. Wrangler was standing in the shadows where Billy couldn't see him very well, but his snappy little eyes were s.h.i.+ning in a way that Billy didn't like.

”How old is the baby?” asked Billy.

”I haven't an idea--not one,” answered Mr. Wrangler, laughing merrily, as if his not knowing were a monstrous joke. ”But she can walk and talk.”

”And you trying to feed her on milk in a bottle?” exclaimed Billy.

”How'd you like to be fed on iron filings? I rather think they'd make a good diet for you!” Billy was indignant, and he fetched his hammer down on a log that lay near with a blow that split it through and through.

Mr. Wrangler stepped back into the shadows still further, and his little eyes glowed in the darkness like a cat's.

”Ha! ha!” he laughed; ”good, very good. But you mustn't make fun of me, old fellow. It isn't fair, now, really.”

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