Volume Ii Part 47 (1/2)
”_Sept._, 9, 1871.
”Between gout and indignation I am half mad. Gladstone at Whitby is worse to me than my swelled ankle, and I send you a furious O'D. to show that the Cabinet are only playing out--where they do not parody--the game of the Communists.
”Whether it will be in time to send me a proof I cannot tell, but you will, I know, take care of me. I feel in writing it as though we had been talking the whole thing together, and that I was merely giving a _resume_ of our gossip.
”Your delightful note and its enclosure have just come. I thank you cordially for both. I have not any recollection of what I said of Scott, but I know what I _feel_ about him, and how proud I am that you like my words. I cannot get my foot to the ground yet, but I am rather in vein for writing, as I always am in gout, only my caligraphy has got added difficulties from the position I am reduced to.
”I am glad Langford likes us here: my daughters took to him immensely, and only were sorry we saw so little of him. If he has really 'bitten'
you with a curiosity to see Miramar I shall bless the day he came here.
”Tell Mrs Blackwood my cabin will be glad to house her here, and if she will only come I'll be her courier over the whole of North Italy.”
_To Mr John Blackwood._
”Trieste, _Sept_. 10, 1871.
”You are right. There is little point--that is, there is no epigram--in the 'Trial.' I wrote it rather to break the monotony of eternal moral-isings than with any other object. If it be pleasant reading I am content, and, I hope, so are you.
”I sent yesterday a hard-hitting O'D. on 'How Gladstone is doing the Work of the Commune,' and I send you now, I think, a witty comparison between the remaining troopers and the Whigs. My daughter thinks it the smartest bit of fun I have done since I had the gout last, and all the salt in it comes unquestionably from that source.
”All the names in the 'Trial' are authentic. The lady is really the grand-daughter of Hughes Ball (the celebrated Golden Ball); and the man's a.s.sertion of being 'Times' correspondent was accepted as an unquestionable fact.
”I have made superhuman efforts to be legible in this 'O'Dowd' now, so as to make correction easy. Heaven grant that my 'Internationals' be as lucky.
”I am still a cripple, and if irritability be a sign of recovery, my daughter says that my convalescence is approaching.”
_To Mr John Blackwood._
”Trieste, _Oct_. 1, 1871.
”I am so eager to save a post and see this in proof, that I have never left my desk for five hours, and only read it to Lord D. (Henry Bulwer), who was delighted with it, before I sent it.
”You have given me a rare fright by printing, as I see, what I said of Scott--at least, any other man than yourself doing so would terrify me, but you are a true friend and a wise critic, and what you have done must be right and safe: I do not remember one word of it. I have written myself back into gout, and must now go to bed. I had a sort of _coup_ yesterday, and D. believed I was off.”
_To Mr John Blackwood._
”Trieste, _Oct_. 3,1871.
”I have just seen 'Maga,' and I am ashamed at the prominence you have given my few words about Scott.
”What a close connection a man's ankles have with his intellect. I don't know, but I can swear to it, that since I have become tender about the feet I have grown to feel very insecure about the thinking department, and the row in the cellar is re-echoed in the garret.
”Every fresh speech of Gladstone gives me a fresh seizure, and his last 'bunk.u.m' at Aberdeen has cost me a pint of colchic.u.m.