Part 27 (1/2)

Well said, as usual. You'll join me, then?

Yes, Jane replied, her voice unusually thoughtful. I suppose someone must chaperone and, as this involves you, it had best be me.

13.

The distance is nothing when one has a motive.

-Pride and Prejudice So, we flew out of Chicago's O'Hare, en route to England, three weeks after school let out. Jane chattered on about the indignities incurred by modern travelers despite the great advancements in speed. I murmured in agreement, but mostly I studied the Mr. Collinslike guy, down my airplane row, two seats away, and watched as he pestered the woman across the aisle from him. Typical.

There were only so many kinds of men in this world. They could be grouped or regrouped, and recognition of their Male Type could make it easier to contend with their respective deceptions. I'd decided on Seven Types. Jane, too, had laid out her groupings clearly but, as in the world of Pride and Prejudice, she'd done it by name: There were the Bingleys, like Jason and Tim.

The Collins types, like the obnoxious guy down the row.

Wickhams, like Brent and Sam and about half the guys I'd dated once or twice before I gained the wisdom to avoid them altogether.

Colonel Fitzwilliams, like Dominic, although I had to admit this comparison didn't entirely ring true. While the Colonel knew he had to marry for material concerns, he wasn't a blatant user of women like Dominic had been.

Which meant...what? That Dominic was also part Wickham? I considered this for a moment then allowed myself a pa.s.s on a.n.a.lyzing him further. Dominic was a strange enough guy to straddle two categories.

But then I thought about Mark. Was he a true Bingley? I cringed trying to stuff him into that box. Time proved he didn't fit any category with ease and he was, after all, still my good friend, despite the lying-to-me-about-being-gay thing. So, okay, another exception.

But what about Andrei? I sighed. Trying to pigeonhole him always gave me a headache. He wasn't any easier to cla.s.sify than Dominic or Mark. Not a Bingley. Not a Wickham, except in his insatiable s.e.x drive. Darcy-like only in bearing, which wasn't enough to qualify him there, any more than Tim's family money qualified him as a Darcy.

d.a.m.n. Where were the true Darcys? And why didn't I have one anywhere in my life?

My thoughts returned to Sam because, though he'd behaved abominably in high school, he hadn't turned out to be quite so contemptible later in life. Could I still rate him as a pure Wickham? I decided, no, I couldn't, even if Jane could...but where else would he fit?

I squeezed my eyes shut. This wasn't working, but maybe if I ate some airline peanuts, drank some airline orange juice and thought about it for longer, I'd puzzle it all out.

By the time we'd landed in London's Heathrow, I'd reached a point of near despair. For years I'd clutched at my well-tooled categories of men like the self-preservation tactics they were, but I was now convinced I'd have to let them go. Eight solid hours of thinking had shown me that such stereotyping was a lie that worked well enough in fiction, but it failed to capture the essence of a real man. None of those guys, upon serious reflection, could be stamped with a quick and easy label.

Jane, who'd decided somewhere over the Atlantic to join in the debate, disagreed.

Perhaps not ALL men are so simple as to be confined to merely one type of disposition, she said. But I do believe astute observation and the employment of rational thinking points toward categorization rather than away from it. One good viewing ought to be sufficient to draw a man's character, if one is not swayed by personal prejudice.

I considered where, exactly, my personal prejudices might have influenced my perceptions of my ex-boyfriends. I'm not with you on this, I told her. Yeah, I could get a general sense of the temperaments of these men almost immediately, but I've been wrong on the details too many times for it to be a simple oversight based on presumption. Humans are complicated, Jane. Really complicated. And I've made mistakes because I've repeatedly chosen not to see that.

She laughed. It is more likely a result of the philosophy you persist in holding dear. Romanticism encourages an abandonment of restraint and, as you've so often wished to fall in love without regard to rationality, this invites the absurd. Your mistakes in judgment are not due to the complexity of humanity, Ellie. They are due to the lens with which you view love.

You mean, I need to challenge the fairy tale and not the man?

Precisely, she said.

Maybe she was right-she so often was-or maybe she was gravely in the wrong. I no longer knew the truth. But I had voyaged thousands of miles to England for an adventure, and I intended to enjoy it. The time had come for me to open my eyes to new wonders, and to hope my heart would soon follow.

We started by sightseeing through London, then hopping a southwest-bound train to Hamps.h.i.+re county. Jane's old stomping grounds.

Lovely the way they have preserved it, Jane said of Chawton House, the seventeenth-century red-brick cottage in which she spent her final earthly years.

Yes, I said, wandering around the garden brambles out front and enjoying the suns.h.i.+ne and greenery. Thank goodness for historical societies.

She sighed. Of course the spirit of the building is not the same, for Ca.s.sandra is not here. But, alas, she has her own pursuits in the afterlife to attend to...and her own lessons.

You and your sister were really close, weren't you?

She was my greatest friend and companion, Jane said with feeling.

I nodded. Di and I aren't quite like that, as you're well aware, but I'm glad we've become closer in recent years. Your encouragement helped. I thought of my sister's changing body with a grin. I can't believe she's going to be a mom in a few months.

Yes, Jane said. She will rely on you this fall, to be sure.

Maybe. Unless she hooks up with another man before I get back. I laughed. With Di there's always that possibility.

Jane didn't comment, but I sensed she didn't believe me. She and her sister had possessed hearts more steadfast in the face of romantic adversity than Di's or mine.

I was reminded of this a week later when we were making a visit to Oxford. Two of Jane's elder brothers had been educated there and the cobblestone streets all but vibrated with the promise of history and the roar of tour buses.

After a pleasant afternoon of browsing at Blackwell's Bookshop, I strolled over a bridge, away from the city bustle, and paused to look down upon the river Thames. I was with Jane, of course, but, to the world, I knew I seemed to be just a single American woman, wandering the town alone.

Is that why you're with me, Jane? I asked her. The reason underneath the reason? Because we are to share similar fates?

She gave me a puzzled sniff. You are considering becoming a lady novelist?

I laughed. G.o.d, no. Most writers are half crazy. I mean as far as relations.h.i.+ps. Do you know that part of my destiny already? Will I end up being alone like you?

Firstly, I was not alone, dear friend. I had the immense pleasure of my sister's company, the lifetime memory of a man I had loved deeply and the endless bounds of my imagination. I was neither alone nor lonely. She paused. And secondly, SOME writers are not AT ALL crazy.

I giggled.

You realize, Ellie, she said in her Lecturing tone, that my childhood writing, ”Volume the First,” is here in Oxford University's Bodleian Library.

Yes, I said. And as I recall, you referred to it as ”one hundred eighty-four pages of sheer nonsense.” But I take back my comment about crazy writers. Or, at least, I'll exclude present company.

Thank you, she replied, unable to disguise the amus.e.m.e.nt in her voice. I do believe my family would have been surprised by such success. Most surprised indeed. My youthful writing here at the university. Imagine!

I laughed with her. Millions upon millions of people had read her novels over the past two centuries and, more recently, had been glued to the movie screens to watch films based on them, yet the thing Jane found most diverting was that some of her juvenilia was housed at a major Oxford University library. No one was going to convince me that writers weren't at least a little nutty.