Part 23 (1/2)

This was an aspect of the Emperor's Birthday ceremonies Galen had never mentioned. Mark took a slightly larger gulp of his drink. He was beginning to d.a.m.n Galen more for what he'd left out than for what and how he'd forced Mark to learn. ”They won't be looking back at me, will they?”

”Considering some of the toads they do kiss, I don't see why not,” shrugged Ivan.

Thank you, Ivan. Standing next to Ivan's tall red-and-blue glitter, he probably did look rather like a squat brown toad. He certainly felt like one. ”I'm out of the running,” he said firmly. Standing next to Ivan's tall red-and-blue glitter, he probably did look rather like a squat brown toad. He certainly felt like one. ”I'm out of the running,” he said firmly.

”Don't bet on it. There are only sixty Counts' heirs, but a lot more daughters to place. Hundreds, seems like. Once it gets out what happened to poor d.a.m.ned Miles, anything could happen.”

”You mean . . . I wouldn't have to chase women? If I just stood still, they'd come to me?” Or at any rate, to his name, position, and money. A certain glum cheer came with the thought, if that wasn't a contradiction in terms. Better to be loved for his rank than not to be loved at all; the proud fools who proclaimed otherwise had never come so close to starving to death for a human touch as he had.

”It seemed to work that way for Miles,” said Ivan, an inexplicable tincture of envy in his voice. ”I could never get him to take advantage of it. Of course, he couldn't stand rejection. Try again Try again, was my motto, but he'd just get all shattered and retreat into his sh.e.l.l for days. He wasn't adventurous. Or maybe he just wasn't greedy. Tended to stop at the first safe woman he came to. First Elena, and then when that fell through, Quinn. Though I suppose I can see why he might stop at Quinn.” Ivan knocked back the rest of his wine, and exchanged the gla.s.s for a full one from a pa.s.sing tray.

Admiral Naismith, Mark reminded himself, was Miles's alternate alternate personality. Very possibly Ivan did not know everything about his cousin. personality. Very possibly Ivan did not know everything about his cousin.

”Aw, h.e.l.l,” Ivan remarked, glancing over his gla.s.s rim. ”There's one of the ones on Mamere's short list, being aimed our way.”

”So are you chasing women, or not?” asked Mark, confused.

”There's no point in chasing the ones here here. It's all look-don't-touch. No chance.”

By chance chance in this context, Mark gathered Ivan meant s.e.x. Like many backward cultures still dependent on biological reproduction instead of the technology of uterine replicators, the Barrayarans divided s.e.x into two categories: licit, inside a formal contract where any resultant progeny must be claimed, and illicit, i.e., all the rest. Mark brightened still further. Was this event, then, a s.e.xual safety-zone? No tension, no terror? in this context, Mark gathered Ivan meant s.e.x. Like many backward cultures still dependent on biological reproduction instead of the technology of uterine replicators, the Barrayarans divided s.e.x into two categories: licit, inside a formal contract where any resultant progeny must be claimed, and illicit, i.e., all the rest. Mark brightened still further. Was this event, then, a s.e.xual safety-zone? No tension, no terror?

The young woman Ivan had spotted was approaching them. She wore a long, soft pastel-green dress. Dark brown hair was wound up on her head in braids and curls, with some live flowers woven in. ”So what's wrong with that one?” whispered Mark.

”Are you kidding?” murmured Ivan in return. ”Ca.s.sia Vorgorov? Little shrimp kid with a face like a horse and a figure like a board . . . ?” He broke off as she came within earshot, and gave her a polite nod. ”Hi, Ca.s.s.” He kept almost all of the pained boredom out of his voice.

”h.e.l.lo, Lord Ivan,” she said breathlessly. She gave him a starry-eyed smile. True, her face was a little long, and her figure slight, but Mark decided Ivan was too picky. She had nice skin, and pretty eyes. Well, all of the women here had pretty eyes, it was the make-up. And the heady perfumes. She couldn't be more than eighteen. Her shy smile almost made him want to cry, so uselessly focused was it on Ivan. n.o.body has ever looked at me like that. Ivan, you are a filthy ingrate! n.o.body has ever looked at me like that. Ivan, you are a filthy ingrate!

”Are you looking forward to the dance?” she inquired of Ivan, transparently encouraging.

”Not particularly,” shrugged Ivan. ”It's the same every year.”

She wilted. Her first time here, Mark bet. If there had been stairs, Mark would have been tempted to kick Ivan down them. He cleared his throat. Ivan's eye fell on him, and lit with inspiration.

”Ca.s.sie,” Ivan purred, ”have you met my new cousin, Lord Mark Vorkosigan, yet?”

She seemed to notice him for the first time. Mark gave her a tentative smile. She stared back dubiously. ”No . . . I'd heard . . . I guess he doesn't look exactly like Miles, does he.”

”No.” said Mark. ”I'm not Miles. How do you do, Lady Ca.s.sia.”

Belatedly recovering her manners, she replied, ”How do you do, um, Lord Mark.” A nervous bob of her head made the flowers s.h.i.+ver.

”Why don't you two get acquainted. Excuse me, I have to see a man-” Ivan waved to a red-and-blue uniformed comrade across the room, and slithered away.

”Are you looking forward to the dance?” Mark tried. He'd been so concentrated on remembering all the formal moves of the taxation ceremony and the dinner, not to mention a Who's Who approximately three hundred names long all starting with ”Vor,” he'd hardly given the ensuing dance a thought.

”Um . . . sort of.” Her eyes reluctantly abandoned Ivan's successful retreat, touched Mark, and flicked away.

Do you come here often? he managed not to blurt. What to say? he managed not to blurt. What to say? How do you like Barrayar? How do you like Barrayar? No, that wouldn't do. No, that wouldn't do. Nice fog we're having outside tonight. Nice fog we're having outside tonight. Inside, too. Inside, too. Give me a cue, girl! Say something, anything! Give me a cue, girl! Say something, anything!

”Are you really a clone clone?”

Anything but that. ”Yes.” ”Yes.”

”Oh. My.”

More silence.

”A lot of people are,” he observed.

”Not here.”

”True.”

”Uh . . . oh!” Her face melted with relief. ”Excuse me, Lord Mark. I see my mother is calling me-” She handed off a spasmodic smile like a ransom, and turned to hurry toward a Vorish dowager on the other side of the room. Mark had not seen her beckon.

Mark sighed. So much for the hopeful theory of the overpowering attraction of rank. Lady Ca.s.sia was clearly not anxious to kiss a toad. If I were Ivan I'd do handstands for a girl who looked at me like that. If I were Ivan I'd do handstands for a girl who looked at me like that.

”You look thoughtful,” observed Countess Vorkosigan at his elbow. He jumped slightly.

”Ah, h.e.l.lo again. Yes. Ivan just introduced me to that girl. Not a girlfriend, I gather.”

”Yes, I was watching the little playlet past Alys Vorpatril's shoulder. I stood so as to keep her back to it, for charity's sake.”

”I . . . don't understand Ivan. She seemed like a nice enough girl to me.”

Countess Vorkosigan smiled. ”They're all nice girls. That's not the point.”

”What is the point?”

”You don't see it? Well, maybe when you've had more time to observe. Alys Vorpatril is a truly doting mother, but she just can't overcome the temptation to try to micro-manage Ivan's future. Ivan is too agreeable, or too lazy, to resist openly. So he does whatever she begs of him-except the one thing she wants above all others, which is to settle into a marriage and give her grandchildren. Personally, I think his strategy is wrong. If he really wants to take the heat off himself, grandchildren would absolutely divert poor Alys's attention. Meanwhile her heart is in her mouth every time he takes a drive.”

”I can see that,” allowed Mark.

”I could slap him sometimes for his little game, except I'm not sure he's conscious of it, and anyway it's three-quarters Alys's fault.”

Mark watched Lady Vorpatril catch up with Ivan, down the room. Checking his evening's progress down the short list already, Mark feared. ”You seem able to maintain a reasonably hands-off maternal att.i.tude yourself,” he observed idly.

”That . . . may have been a mistake,” she murmured.

He glanced up and quailed inwardly at the deathly desolation he surprised, momentarily, in the Countess's eyes. My mouth. s.h.i.+t. My mouth. s.h.i.+t. The look twitched away so instantly, he didn't even dare apologize. The look twitched away so instantly, he didn't even dare apologize.

”Not altogether hands-off,” she said lightly, attaching herself to his elbow again. ”Come on, and I'll show you how they cross-net, Barrayaran style.”

She steered him down the long room. ”There are, as you have just seen, two agendas being pursued here tonight,” the Countess lectured amiably. ”The political one of the old men-an annual renewal of the forms of the Vor-and the genetic agenda of the old women. The men imagine theirs is the only one, but that's just an ego-serving self-delusion. The whole Vor system is founded on the women's game, underneath. The old men in government councils spend their lives arguing against or scheming to fund this or that bit of off-planet military hardware. Meanwhile, the uterine replicator is creeping in past their guard, and they aren't even conscious that the debate that will fundamentally alter Barrayar's future is being carried on right now among their wives and daughters. To use it, or not to use it? Too late to keep it out, it's already here. The middle cla.s.ses are picking it up in droves. Every mother who loves her daughter is pressing for it, to spare her the physical dangers of biological childbearing. They're fighting not the old men, who haven't got a clue, but an old guard of their sisters who say to their daughters, in effect, We We had to suffer, so must you! Look around tonight, Mark. You're witnessing the last generation of men and women on Barrayar who will dance this dance in the old way. The Vor system is about to change on its blindest side, the side that looks to-or fails to look to-its foundation. Another half generation from now, it's not going to know what hit it.” had to suffer, so must you! Look around tonight, Mark. You're witnessing the last generation of men and women on Barrayar who will dance this dance in the old way. The Vor system is about to change on its blindest side, the side that looks to-or fails to look to-its foundation. Another half generation from now, it's not going to know what hit it.”

Mark almost swore her calm, academic voice concealed a savagely vengeful satisfaction. But her expression was as detached as ever.