Chapter 3 (1/2)
Lanstya looked at me strangely. Her apricot mouth opened slightly and repeated, ”Lord Anle, what did you say just now?”
I took a look at the goddess in front of me. It was really hard to communicate with the fool.
”I said, I can be the demon king. You should be my assistant.”
I squinted at the stunned lanstya and felt inexplicably happy in my heart. How about using the high imitation sword of victory to pit me? Are you happy to be pulled down from the altar by me now?
”But I'm a goddess. Alas, a noble goddess can't be an assistant to the demon king. Even if I agree, my boss won't agree, hem! ”
Lanstya thought and seemed very proud.
”Then tell me, what goddess are you? What's your use? ”
”I am a kind and beautiful goddess. I control... Ah, what goddess am I?”
Lanstya asked herself, touching her head.
”Let me tell you, you are a waste goddess. You control the vast ocean of your brain. Half of the sea water in your mind is sea crabs. Sometimes the high tide crabs don't, and sometimes the low tide crabs climb. ”
”Don't interrupt. What goddess am I? Yes, I'm the kitchen fire goddess. Ah, yes, yes, I'm in control! ”
”Just eating goods. Can you cook? When you get to the devil's castle, I hope you can cook a good meal. ”
”I'm a goddess. Can't I. To cook, the kind and beautiful goddess lanstya is the first in the universe... ”
”That's agreed.”
”Wait, I didn't say!”
Just as I was talking to lanstya. A voice of vicissitudes suddenly sounded.
”Young woodcutter, did you drop this golden axe or...”
”Hey, hey, did you run to the wrong set?”
I shouted at my head. The sound came from above.
After a few seconds of silence, the voice sounded again.
”Ah, I got the wrong manuscript. It's all right now. Young brave man, I accept your petition. Waste, cough, good goddess lanstya will become your assistant and help you complete the demon king's work. ”
”Alas? Wait, wait, boss Zeus. I don't agree, and what does that waste mean! ”
”Cough, the devil's work is arduous, and the devil's assistant's work is even more difficult. The whole universe is not your lovely, kind, just and charming goddess of kitchen fire. ”
”If you two go out of erfar, I can only punish God.”
The voice of vicissitudes suddenly lowered a decibel.
”Come on! Young brave! Come on! Goddess of justice! That's it, bye! ”
”Hey, did you turn it off? They can't hear you. Haha, let them do the same shit job. These two fools are really easy to fool. Alas, especially the waste goddess. Do you see it? I'll praise her. How proud she looks. ”
”Lord Zeus, the microphone is not off!”
Said another pleasant female voice.
”Oh, what? I beg your pardon? Cough, young brave, beautiful goddess, come on, work hard! Come on, close it! ”
The black line on my face, ”did you hear that?”
Lanstya cried. ”I hear you.”
A brief silence.
”I quit! Compare me to the waste goddess. ”
”No, Lord Anle. Besides, I'm a goddess. What do you mean by comparison. Sobbing... ”
I jerked from the corner of my eye, calmed my mood and said, ”since I have accepted it, for the sake of the people. I'll try my best. Let's go now and see my seven harem. Cough, no, it's the seven men. ”
Lanstya wiped the tears on her face. You don't have to say it's really beautiful.
Although I agreed, lanstya was still rolling on the ground, talking about whether she wanted it or not.
I watched lanstya rolling around without the image of a goddess, squatted in front of him and whispered, ”Zeus, divine punishment.”
Sure enough, lanstya stood up from the ground after hearing the excitement. He adjusted his clothes.
”For the sake of my people, God has to wrong himself. My people, lovely, kind, just and charming, the goddess is willing to give everything to save the lost world! ”