Part 12 (1/2)

MONDAY

TUESDAY (2000 B.C.) Proverbs invented by Solomon, who gazed upon his wives and exclaimed, ”Variety is the spice of life!”

P.S.--Adam couldn't say this because he was handicapped.

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY (1258) ”Mad Parliament” meets.

(1906) Congress ”mad,” still in session.

FRIDAY

SAt.u.r.dAY If a man tells you that he ”had darned hard work getting out of bed this morning,” the chances are that the bed was a folding one.

JUNE

Woman's love is chaotic; man's idiotic.

DECKLE-EDGE FRECKLES

Summer begins June 20. By this time your freckles ought to have a good start.

Do you know what a freckle is, children? It is a golden-brown splash on the northwest corner of a young woman's nose, although her dearest friend says it is a fright.

A freckle is the same to a druggist as a pipe line is to Rockefeller--ready money and a lot of it.

One large deckle-edge freckle will cause a girl to buy nine kinds of cold cream, a dozen lemons, a pint of three-ply acid, and a gross of poudre-de-phiz every Sat.u.r.day afternoon.

All this gives vigor to the freckle.

[Sidenote: _Incendiary Warning_: To save money from fire,--don't burn it.]

[Sidenote: _Etiquette Query_: Is the game worth the scandal?]

[Ill.u.s.tration]

SUNDAY