Part 8 (1/2)

Silk hose are preferable to rubber when raising Ladies'

Slippers.

Trumpet vines grow fast on automobiles.

Young ladies at summer resorts should cultivate Bachelor's b.u.t.tons; with care they may be grafted into Bridal Roses.

Many an Ox-eyed Daisy proves a Snapdragon after picking.

Wild Oats sown in second childhood are reaped by the next generation.

s...o...b..a.l.l.s and highb.a.l.l.s both fade away in hot weather.

It's a deep-rooted crop of weeds that the muck rake won't loosen.

Very young men give their attention to the cultivation of Widow's Weeds; men of an older growth prefer to watch the Tender Buds bloom.

[Sidenote: _Rainy Day Advice_: To pick out your umbrella from among a number of better ones: take the best one--it's yours.

[Ill.u.s.tration]]

[Ill.u.s.tration: Our last quarter.]

SUNDAY

MONDAY Harvard University founded--the oldest inst.i.tution of foot-ball and accidental learning in America.

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY (1895) Elbert Hubbard had his hair cut.

Wise Elbert Hubbard Went to his cupboard To get the poor world a thought, But when he got there The cupboard was bare And so the poor world got naught.

FRIDAY