Part 4 (1/2)

She shuffled her way through the living room and into the kitchen, yawning and stretching as she went. Her flaming red hair looked like a flock of pigeons had nested in it over night and she wasn't wearing anything but an emerald green bra and a silk g-string to match.

I turned my attention back to my comics while she went through the laborious process of ruining her coffee with precisely three tablespoons of sugar and a quarter cup of cream. She was so picky about her coffee that she had brought her own coffee mug to my house so that the coffee-to-junk ratio wasn't ruined.

How she managed to keep her figure was a mystery to even the wisest of cardio queens.

As expected, my grumbly best friend and her miniature bucket of coffee flavored sugar milk joined me in short order. It only took two sips before she jumped into her play-by-play of my drunken temper tantrum from the night before.

I kept my face schooled in a mask of cool indifference, but on the inside I grew more mortified with every word out of her mouth. I could only pray that I hadn't had a melt down of that caliber before I had left the party. I needed to call Preston and see if he could fill in any holes for me.

I was pretty sure I hadn't been blackout drunk until the bottle of wine, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.

Becks finally stopped talking to breathe and take a sip of her latte. I pounced on the opportunity to derail her.

”I know I've said it a thousand times before, but I mean it this time. I'm never drinking again.”

She snorted into her nearly empty coffee bowl and rolled her eyes at me.

”You wouldn't do that to me,” she announced as she rose to refill her caffeine supply, ”Last night was comedy gold, honey. If anything, you need to be drinking more often.”

I stood and followed her into the kitchen to retrieve my cell phone. If she was this happy about how much of an a.s.s I'd been, I needed to text Preston and apologize profusely before I called him to figure out what I'd done.

I hit the power b.u.t.ton and waited for the screen to flash to life. Every ounce of Becks' concentration was focused on making sure her scientific calculations were correctly executed, so I used the few moments of silence I had to practice the conversation I was about to have.

”Hey, Preston! Sorry I ruined your party last night... Let me know if I need to write a check or something.” No.

”Hi, P! I hope I didn't break anything or throw up on someone last night!” No.

”Whatever happened, it wasn't me!” Tempting.

I suck at apologizing.

My phone buzzed to life in a frenzy of long and short vibrations as the push notifications from text messages, emails, missed calls, and voicemails began to come through. The drunken party girl side of me told me to just hit the power b.u.t.ton again and walk away until I went back to work the next day.

The meaner, fun-sucking adult side won the day and I pulled up my email first.

It didn't take more than a couple flicks of my finger and a quick scan of the subject lines to ascertain that there was nothing that couldn't wait until Monday and closed the app.

Text messages were next on my list. Becks had wandered off to the living room again, so I read through them all and fired off responses to the ones that weren't business related. I promised myself the rest could be dealt with first thing the following morning.

I dialed my voicemail and put my phone on speaker as I turned to refill my own coffee cup. I dropped an ice cube into the steaming black liquid as I listened to the half dozen or so short updates about projects that had been green-lighted or cancelled in the twelve hours since I'd been on my self-appointed mini-vacation.

”I thought you weren't working this weekend.” Becks was propped against the wall just inside the kitchen with her coffee cradled to her breast like an infant.

”I'm not,” I pressed the nine b.u.t.ton on my keypad to save the message for later and waited for the last of the voicemails to play, ”I'm just checking my messages and making sure the world didn't end while I was ignoring my phone last night.”

”Hey, Holly, it's Porter-er-Ryder. h.e.l.l, I don't know what you know me as,” Becks and I exchanged surprised glances and she all but leapt on top of the counter to better hear what he was saying, ”I figured I should probably call and apologize for last night. I was a bit drunk and p.i.s.sed off at my idiot brother and I wasn't paying attention to what was going on around me and I didn't mean to run you over and I hope you can forgive me. If any damage was done when I spilled your drink all over you like a stumbling idiot, I'll pay to have it repaired, cleaned, or replaced. Whatever you think is best. I'd also like to take you out for drinks or dinner or something to say thanks for not stabbing me in they eye with the stem of your martini gla.s.s. We can go wherever you want, whenever you want, and I'll pay. Please let me know. Again, I'm so sorry for being such a total p.r.i.c.k last night. I hope to hear from you soon.”

He left his phone number and the message ended with a click.

Becks and I stood there gaping at each other in total shock.

Had he sounded nervous? He'd definitely been rambling.

Before I had time to respond, Becks s.n.a.t.c.hed my phone off the counter, ripping the charger out of the wall as she did so, and took off like a flash down the hallway. I heard the door to the bathroom slam shut and Porter's m.u.f.fled voice begin to play once more.

She wouldn't...

Oh yes she would!

”Rebecca Sloan! You get your a.s.s out here right f.u.c.king now!” I pounded my fist against the locked bathroom door and heard her giggle as Porter's voice repeated his telephone number. I put my ear to the door as I furiously and uselessly jiggled the door handle. She wasn't making a sound. I hammered my fist into the wood a few more times and yelled obscenities I didn't even know I had in my vocabulary.

My phone slid through the crack under the door and I heard her break into hysterical laughter.

I stared down at the tiny black square of gla.s.s, metal, and plastic at my feet.

What had she done?

I bent down and retrieved the device with a trembling hand.

The screen flashed to life when I pressed the unlock b.u.t.ton and answered my question. My stomach sank as my mind raced to come up with a way to fix it.

I sank down against the wall opposite the bathroom door and sat there staring at the text message that was still on the screen.

Dinner sounds great. Friday. 7:30. Spago Beverly Hills.

I closed my eyes and pushed my head back against the wall. I knew at that very moment that I was going to have to fake my own death. Or possibly go out in search of some heinous crime to witness so that I could testify and go into the Witness Protection Program.

My phone chirped in my hand and I dropped it like it had transformed into a spider.

An eye appeared under the door across the hall, ”What did he say?” I could hear the excitement in Becks' voice even with her face pressed to the floor.

”I don't know and I'm not going to find out,” I said curtly, ”I'm going to put you in my car, set it on fire, and drive it into the L.A. river. They'll a.s.sume the charred remains were mine and I can slip away to Mexico unnoticed.”

”You're being dramatic, Holly.”

”No, I'm being dead serious. I am not going on a date with a p.o.r.n star. I have a career to think about. Can you imagine what the headlines of 'People' would read? Ugh. That's not the kind of P.R. nightmare I want to deal with. No. Either you fix this, or your charred corpse is going for a swim.”

”So,” her eyeball disappeared from the crack beneath the door, ”does that mean I can come out without you trying to hurt me?”

I kicked my phone back under the door, ”No. You can fix it from there. The moment you set foot outside that bathroom, I'm going to bludgeon you with your own coffee mug.”

”Well, I'll have to take my chances then because he says he can't wait to see you. I'll stay in here all night if I have to, but you're not getting out of this. You have a date with Ryder Ruff in just over twenty-four hours and, by G.o.d, I'm gonna make sure you show up for it.”

I let myself slide sideways onto the cool hardwood and curled into the fetal position, ”I hate you so much, Rebecca. You're going to h.e.l.l for this.”

”Thank me tomorrow,” she responded from her self-imposed prison cell, ”Oooh! Think I can get him to send a d.i.c.k pic?”

I lunged at the locked door, sending her into a fit of cackling.

”It was a joke, Holly! Christ! Calm down!”