Part 13 (2/2)
OUR FIRST stop was Specimen Section, ET-3. Ted and I pushed the cart down the long disinfectant-smelling hall of the section, while Major Bright-Eyes and his honor guard followed us -glowering.
At one point we pa.s.sed a heavy steel door with a very tantalizing sign: LIVE CHTORRAN OBSERVATION.
AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY.
I craned my neck as we pa.s.sed, hoping to peer in through the windows in the doors, but there was nothing to see. And Major s.h.i.+thead gave me a dirty look for my trouble.
We went all the way to the end of the hall through a pair of double doors marked SUPERVISION. The person in charge of the section was a surprisingly unmilitary little old lady, who peered at us over the tops of her half-frame spectacles. ”Well, h.e.l.lo!” She gave us a twinkly-sweet smile. ”What did you bring me today?” She took the clipboard from the major and peered at it, smiling and blinking as she did so. ”Uh huh, yes ... yes, very good. . . .” She had rosy pink cheeks and s.h.i.+ny white hair piled and curled on top of her head. She was wearing a white lab coat, but where it was open at the neck I could see the collar of a green and blue flowered dress. Her nametag said M. PARTRIDGE, Ph.D.
”Millipedes, yes ... uh huh, eggs ... uh huh, wall sc.r.a.pings . . .” She thumbed through the rest of the specimen list, squinting carefully as each page flashed up on the clipboard. ”What's this? Purple Coleus? Whose cla.s.sification is that?”
”Mine.” I raised my hand.
”Oh, yes.” She blinked at me. ”And you are-?”
”McCarthy, James. Special Forces.”
”Ah, yes,” she said. ”Well, James, please don't cla.s.sify specimens anymore. Leave that to those who are better qualified for the task. I know you were only trying to be helpful-”
”Excuse me,” I interrupted. ”But I am qualified.”
”Eh?” She looked up at me. And blinked.
”I'm Special Forces, ma'am. Extraterrestrial Section. I gathered those specimens myself. At some risk. And I've had several days in which to observe them. I've also had access to the entire Scientific Catalog of the Library of Congress. 'Purple Coleus' is an accurate description of that plant, regardless of the qualifications of the person pointing to it and saying, 'That's a purple coleus.' ” I looked at Ted, but he was busy admiring the ceiling. It was very well plastered.
The major was glaring at me. Dr. Partridge shushed him and turned to me. ”James, we receive many, many specimens every week. I have no way of knowing whether this is the first time we've seen samples of this particular species or not. This may not even be a Chtorran species at all-”
”It was growing in a carefully cultivated ring all around the Chtorran igloo-” I started to explain.
”Yes, yes, I know.” She held up a hand. ”But please let us make that confirmation. If we accepted the cla.s.sifications of every person who brought in specimens, we'd have fifty different descriptions of every single plant and animal.” She patted my hand like a forgiving grandmother. ”I know you'll remember that with the next batch of specimens you bring us.”
”Uh, ma'am-” I fumbled my orders out of my pocket. ”We've been rea.s.signed here. We're detached from the Rocky Mountain Control District to function as independent observers in the National Science Center, Extraterrestrial Division.”
She blinked. And blinked again. ”Goodness,” she said. ”Well, it wasn't cleared with me. How do they expect me to run a section if they don't keep me informed?” She took the pink copy of my orders, adjusted her gla.s.ses on her nose and looked down at it. She held it almost at arm's length. When she finished scanning, she said, ”Hm,” very quietly. She pa.s.sed the paper back almost absentmindedly. ”Yes. Well, I'm sure we can find something for you boys to do. Come and see me on, ah . . . Tuesday. No, wait a minute-where did I leave my calendar?-oh, here it is. Let's see, now. No, Thursday will be better-”
”Uh, ma'am?” She stopped and blinked and gave me that wide-eyed look again. ”We'd like to get to work immediately. If you could a.s.sign us a terminal ... ?”
”My goodness, are you Special Forces boys always in such a hurry?”
”Yes, ma'am, we are. There's a war on.” I remembered something Shorty had said and added, ”It's the first invasion ever fought on American territory.” I held up my disk meaningfully. ”A terminal? And can we get our live specimens settled in?”
Major Bombast interrupted then. ”Dr. Partridge-it's already Friday afternoon, and you have a reception and a plenary session-”
”Yes, I know.” There was an impatient edge to her voice. She caught herself and smiled sweetly at him. ”I'll finish up here, and you can pick me up for the briefing in-ah, forty-five minutes.” The major hrumphed and disappeared. Dr. Partridge stepped to a desk and hit a buzzer. ”Jerry!” she called.
Jerry was a dumpy-looking potato of a human being hiding a rubbery face behind thick gla.s.ses and a frazzle of dirty blond hair. He appeared in a smudged lab coat and was carrying a disemboweled modulator. He didn't seem to be aware that he still had it in his hands. His nametag said J. LARSON, and he wore a slightly confused frown, as if he were perpetually preoccupied in some minor befuddlement.
Dr. Partridge gave him a cloying smile. ”Oh, there you are. Will you handle James and-what is your name? Ted? Will you help them out? They're here as observers.”
”Oh,” said Jerry. He stared at us as if we were intruders. He looked to be somewhere in his mid-thirties, but he could have been any age from twenty-five to fifty. ”Do you have orders?” he asked.
I pa.s.sed them over. As he glanced through them, Dr. Partridge chirped, ”I know that Jerry will take good care of you. If there's anything you need, just see him. He represents me. Now, if you'll excuse me-” And she disappeared into an office.
Jerry finished reading our orders and pa.s.sed them back. ”Special Forces, I see.” He coughed. ”My uncle's in the Special Forces. My Uncle Ira.”
I nodded politely. ”Sorry. I don't know him. Look, can we get on with this? I need a terminal. And I want these millipedes installed under special conditions.”
Jerry rubbed his nose, then looked at me with a flat expression. ”I'll have to have you cleared before I can a.s.sign you a terminal and work s.p.a.ce. It'll take two weeks.”
”Oh, terrific,” I said. ”Look-I'm in the middle of a process here. I can't wait two weeks.” I pointed to the cases on the cart. ”Those eggs and millipedes have to be installed under special conditions-”
”What kind of conditions?” Jerry had stepped over to the cart and was opening the metal handling cases and peering in.
”A cool, dry place for the eggs. The millipedes too-a cool room with dim light. I can give you specific recommendations.”
”That won't be necessary.”
”Ahh-I strongly suggest it.”
Jerry opened another case. ”Why?”
”Because that's what they like.” I stepped over to the cart next to him. ”Use a little common sense. Look at the size of their eyes. They're all pupil. Of course they're not going to like bright light.”
Jerry hmphed.
I said, ”Hazy suns.h.i.+ne blinds them. Indoor light blinds them. Even dim light blinds them. They can maneuver in twilight or dusk, but they can only see well in the dark.”
Jerry looked skeptical. ”Even absolute dark?”
I nodded. ”I think their eyes are heat sensitive. I wasn't able to test it, but it looks as if they can see pretty far into the infra-red.”
Ted spoke up then, for the first time. ”Tell him what that means, Jim.”
”Uh . . .” I wished he hadn't done that. I said, ”They're not nocturnal-”
Jerry looked up from the case, frowning. He shoved his hands into the pockets of his lab coat. ”I don't get that.”
”-on their home planet. On Earth, they have to be.”
”Huh?”
”Well,” I said, ”it's the size of their eyes. That really suggests that they've evolved under much poorer lighting conditions than we have here. It's compensation. Either their home planet is farther from its primary, or the primary doesn't put out as much light in the visible spectrum as Sol. Or both. That makes the planet noticeably cooler than Earth; probably its temperatures range between five and twenty degrees Centigrade. Maybe it's in a long glaciation. The millipedes seem most comfortable between ten and thirteen degrees, but that depends on the amount of light hitting them.”
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