Chapter 65 (2/2)
The sun had already gone down when I returned home nya.
I took the secret path and entered the house, then went to master nya.
「Nya~」
「Oh? Where did you go today?」
「Nya~」
「Mm? You’re awfully dirty ne. It won’t be good if you don’t take a bath ne.」
What nya!? I hate baths nya!
「Ni~」
I cry out in protest nya! I violently oppose nya!
「That’s no good okay. I won’t let you enter the futon if you’re not clean okay?」
I also don’t want that nya! The futon, it’s warm and feels good nya.
To endure the bath I hate nya, or to endure the futon I love nya…… an ultimatum nya…
「If you obediently take a bath, I’ll give you some dried bonito today.」
What was that nya!? That fluffy ‘the more you chew it, the tastier it is’ katsuobus.h.i.+ nya!?4 I’ll take a bath with pleasurenya!!
「Nya~」
「fufu, I understand. Once dinner is finished, please don’t struggle in the bath okay?」
For the sake of katsuobus.h.i.+, I can endure through anything!
「Okay, here’s the katsuobus.h.i.+, just as promised.」
「Nya~」
Katsuobus.h.i.+ nya, katsuobus.h.i.+ nya♪
Delicious nya~!
In front of katsuobus.h.i.+, I don’t have to bother with that strange man who always comes at around dinner time nya.
That strange man turns up to dinner everyday nya.
I hate that strange man because he touches master excessively nya. The time master and I can touch gets reducednya!5
When dinner finishes, master will clean up and the day will end nya.
After that, master will sleep after taking a bath nya.
I’ll go in the futon first and…
「Now, it’s time for a bath you know?」
U-Nya, like I thought, I hate baths nya!
「Ni~」
「That’s no good. Since I paid the katsuobus.h.i.+ in advance. Or would you rather never have katsuobus.h.i.+ again?」
「Ni~」
I don’t want that nya. There’s no other way nya… I am a lady who keeps her promise nya! I’ll do my best for the portion of katsuobus.h.i.+ I’ve already eaten nya!6
……It’s not like I was defeated by those words about katsuobus.h.i.+ earlier nya. Really nya!
「Hey, behave yourself. So dirty…… if you hate baths, then please don’t get dirty.」
「Ni~」
The water! I’m being attacked by the water nya!
「You’re clean now. Now, let’s soak in the bath.」
「Ni~」
Drowning, I’m drowning nyaー! hafu…..
「fufu, does it feel good?」
「Fu-Nya~」
It’s strange nya, but master doesn’t have any fur covering her body nya, I wonder if she’s alright nya? Although master has a lot of fur on her head, wouldn’t it be cold since she has no fur elsewhere nya? I think I’d be cold if I didn’t have any fur though nya… Is it because it’s hot right now, so it’s fine without any fur nya? Or is it that every human doesn’t have fur nya? Does fur grow when it’s cold nya? Humans are strange nya…
「Now, shall we get out before we get dizzy?」
U-Nya, it feels so good I almost fell asleep nya.
「Let’s wipe your body~」
Nya! I hate being scrubbed nya!
「Ni~」
「Hey, don’t struggle…」
U-Nya nya, master will become weak if I lick here nya!
lick
「Hyan」
Now nya!
「Ah, hey! Kya.」
shake shake shake
「Aah, stop flinging water everywhere!」
That should be sufficient nya.
「Geez, aren’t you still wet!」
Oh, I got caught again nya…
「Look, it’ll be better with this.」
U-Nya~, I got scrubbed in the end nya…
「It’s about time to sleep okay. Good night.」
「Nya~」
Our day ends with that nya. Good night nya…
tl note
the first line of the chapter and the chapter t.i.tle is a reference to a book called ‘I Am a Cat‘
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