Part 19 (1/2)
Thus saying he drew the whip lightly across the leader's back, the horses sprang forward, and in another moment he was out of sight.
Half an hour's ride brought me within view of Elm Lodge, the house lately taken by Mr. Coleman, senior. As I rang at the bell a figure leaped out of one of the front windows, and came bounding across the lawn to meet me, -118--and in another minute my hand was seized and my arm nearly shaken off by Coleman.
”Freddy, old boy!” ”Frank, my dear old fellow!” were our mutual exclamations, as we once more shook hands with an energy which must have highly edified a pompous footman whom my ring had summoned. After the first excitement of our meeting had a little subsided we found time to examine each other more minutely, and note the changes a couple of years had wrought in us. Coleman was the first to speak.
”Why, Frank, how you are altered!” ”If you were but decently civil, you would say 'improved' instead of 'altered,'” replied I; ”but you'll never learn manners.”
”Oh, if you want compliments I'll soon get up a few, but it strikes me they are not required. A man with such a face and figure as yours soon finds out that he is a deucedly good-looking fellow. Why, how high do you stand?”
”About six feet without my boots,” replied I, laughing at Coleman, who kept turning me round, and examining me from top to toe, as if I had been some newly discovered animal.
”Well, you are a screamer, and no mistake,” exclaimed he at length.
”Be merciful towards the young ladies tonight, or the floor will be so c.u.mbered with the heaps of slain that we shall have no room to dance.”
”Never fear,” rejoined I, ”the female breast is not so susceptible as you imagine; and I'll back your bright eyes and merry smile to do more execution than my long legs and broad shoulders any day.”
”No soft sawder, Master Frank, if you please; it's an article for which I've a particular distaste: people never make pretty speeches to one's face without laughing at one behind one's back afterwards by way of compensation.”
”Which rule of course applies to the remarks you have just been making about me,” returned I.
”You've caught me there fairly,” laughed Coleman; ”but come along in, now, I want to introduce you to my mother and the governor; they are longing to see you after all I've told them about you, though I can't say you look much like the thin delicate youth I have described you.”
Mr. Coleman, who was a short, stout, red-faced old gentleman, with a bald head and a somewhat pompous manner, came forward and welcomed me warmly, saying -119--all sorts of complimentary things to me in extremely high-flown and grandiloquent language, and referring to my having saved his son's life, in doing which, however, he quite won my heart by the evident pride and affection with which he spoke of Freddy.
The lady of the house was a little, round, merry-looking woman, chiefly remarkable (as I soon discovered) for a peculiar mental obliquity, leading her always to think of the wrong thing at the wrong time, whereby she was perpetually becoming involved in grievous colloquial entanglements, and meeting with innumerable small personal accidents, at which no one laughed so heartily as herself.
About half-past nine that evening some of the guests began to arrive, amongst the foremost of whom was Lawless, most expensively got up for the occasion in a stock and waistcoat, which, as Coleman observed, required to be seen ere they could be believed in. As the arrivals succeeded each other more rapidly, and the rooms began to fill, Lawless took me by the arm and led me to a corner, whence, unnoticed ourselves, we could observe the whole scene.
”This will be a very full meet, Fairlegh,” he began; ”I'm getting confoundedly nervous, I can tell you; I'm not used to this sort of affair, you know; I used always to s.h.i.+rk everything of the kind, but my _Mater_ has got it into her head, since she's become 'My Lady,' that she must flare up and give b.a.l.l.s, because 'ladies of rank always do so,'
forsooth; and so she's taken me in hand, to try and polish me up into something like 'a man of fas.h.i.+on,' as she calls those confounded puppies one sees lounging about drawing-rooms. Well, as I didn't like to rile the old woman by refusing to do what she wanted, I went to a French mounseer, to teach me my paces; I've been in training above a month, so I thought I'd come here just as a sort of trial to see how I could go the pace.” ”This is your _debut_, in fact,” returned I. ”My how much?”
was the reply. ”Oh, I see, starting for the maiden stakes, for untried horses only--that sort of thing--eh? Yes, it's the first time I've been regularly entered; I hope I shan't bolt off the course; I feel uncommon shy at starting, I can a.s.sure you.”
”Oh, you'll do very well when you're once off; your partner will tell you if you are going to make any mistake,” replied I.
”My partner, eh? You mean one of those white-muslined young ladies, who is to run in double harness with me, I suppose?--that's another sell;--I shall be -120--expected to talk to her, and I never know what to say to women; if one don't pay 'era compliments, and do a bit of the sentimental, they set you down as a brute directly. What an a.s.s I was to come here! I wish it was bedtime!”
”Nonsense, man; never be afraid!” exclaimed Freddy, who had just joined us; ”I'll pick you out a partner who's used to the thing, and will do all the talking herself, and be glad of the opportunity of giving her tongue a little exercise; and here comes the very girl, of all others--Di Clapperton.” Then turning towards a tall, showy-looking girl, who had just arrived, he addressed her with--”Delighted to see you, Miss Clapperton; a ball-room never appears to me properly arranged till it is graced by your presence: here's my friend, the Hon. George Lawless, dying to be introduced to you”.
”Pleasure--ar--dancing--with you, eh?” muttered the Hon. George, giving a little quick nod between each word, and getting very red in the face.
The young lady smiled a gracious a.s.sent, and saying, ”I think they are forming a quadrille--shall we take our places?” marched him off in triumph.
”Frank, are you provided; or can I do anything for you?” inquired Coleman.
”Who is that interesting-looking girl, with dark hair?” asked I, in return.
”What, the she-male with the white camellia in her head, leaning on the arm of that old fellow with a cast-iron face? What a splendid pair of eyes she has got! I'll rind out her name, and get you introduced,”
replied Coleman, disappearing in the crowd. In a minute or two he returned, and informed me that the young lady's name was Saville.
”You've not made such a bad hit either,” continued he; ”they tell me she's to be a great heiress, and old Ironsides there is her guardian.