Part 31 (2/2)
”'Poison Ivy,' ” Jack said. ”The Coasters. Atco label. Nineteen-fifty-nine.”
”Oh. Right. Yeah, well, that's what this case is all about. And if anyone, G.o.d forbid, knocks the case over, the s.h.i.+eld will keep your coins from rolling all over creation.”
Jack turned the case over in his hands. Perfect.
”How do I open the s.h.i.+eld?”
”Another beauty feature. See that little lever recessed into the side? You turn your key over and use the edge to pull it up to where you can grab it. No one 'accidentally' popping open the lid.”
”Beautiful,” Jack said. ”I'll take two.”
5.
Jack stepped out of the Sports Authority on Sixth Avenue in Chelsea with his purchases tucked into the same bag as the coin cases. He now had the raw materials for his encounter with Madame Pomerol this afternoon; all he had to do was a.s.semble them. That would take half an hour, tops, which meant he still had a couple of hours to kill.
A trip down to the Shurio Coppe might be in order. Chat up the staff. See how the boss was doing. Maybe even cop a shurio.
He decided to walk. He liked to stroll the city, especially on warm days like this when the sidewalks were crowded. It fed his people-watching jones and kept him in tune with what the average New Yorker was wearing.
Average New Yorker... right. If such a creature existed, it was a chimerical beast. Take a simple item like men's headwear, for instance. In the first few blocks heading downtown Jack pa.s.sed a gray-suited Sikh wearing a red turban, a three-hundred-pound black guy in a tiny French beret, a skinny little white guy in a Special Forces beret, a rabbi type wearing-despite the heat-a long frock coat and a wide-brimmed black sealskin hat, and then the usual run of doo-wraps, Kangols, kufis, and yarmulkes.
But Jack was gratified to see that the most common headwear by far was what he was wearing: the baseball cap. Yankee caps outnumbered Mets, but not by much. Jack's sported the orange Mets insignia. Although ninety percent of the caps he saw were worn backwards or sideways, and although Jack tended to avoid nonconformist looks, he wore his beak first. Backwards, the adjustable strap irritated his forehead; beak first it shadowed his face.
He figured in his Mets cap, aviator mirror shades, white Nike T-s.h.i.+rt, jeans, and tan work boots he was as good as invisible.
Jack walked through the door of the Shurio Coppe at around 1 p.m. He didn't see any customers. He found the red-haired a.s.sistant behind the marble sales counter unpacking a box. Jack noticed the return address: N. Van Rijn N. Van Rijn-Import/Export.
”Is Eli in?”
”Are you a friend of his?”
”I ran into him last night.”
The clerk blinked. ”You did? When?”
”Last night. Why? Is something wrong?”
”Yes! He's in the hospital!”
”Really? Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. This is shocking! Did he have a heart attack or something?”
”No! He was stabbed! It happened right around the corner. Right on his own doorstep!”
Jack slapped his hands against his cheeks. ”Get out! Is he all right?”
A nod. ”I think so. He called earlier and said he should be home in a few days, but he won't be back to work for a while. It's terrible, just terrible.”
”Isn't it, though,” Jack replied, shaking his head sadly. ”What kind of a world is it when an innocent man gets stabbed for no reason at all?”
”I know. Terrible.”
”Which hospital?”
”St. Vincent's.”
”I'll have to stop by and see how he's doing.”
”I'm sure he'd like that.” The a.s.sistant shook his head again, then took a deep breath and looked at Jack. ”In the meantime, is there something in particular I can help you with?”
”No,” Jack said. ”I think I'll just browse.” He looked around. ”You're here alone? Where's...?”
”Gert? She's off and I can't reach her. She'll be back tomorrow.” He looked around uncertainly at the laden shelves. ”I wish she were here now.”
I don't, Jack thought. This is perfect.
He placed the bag with his purchases on the counter. ”Would you watch this if I leave it here?”
”I'd be happy to.”
Of course he would. Shops like this paid extra attention to browsers with shopping bags. All it took was the flick of a finger to push an expensive little item off a shelf and into a bag. Giving up the bag would make the clerk less watchful and free up both of Jack's hands.
The object of Jack's desire lay in the locked display case rightward and rearward, so he headed left front. He found an old, wooden, owl-shaped clock whose eyes moved counter to the pendulum. Or at least they were supposed to. It appeared to have been overwound. The price wasn't bad. He already had a black plastic cat clock with moving eyes at home; this would make a good partner. An owl and a p.u.s.s.y cat.
Jack carried the clock to the counter.
”If you can get this working, I'll buy it.”
The clerk smiled. ”I'll see what I can do.”
That should keep him occupied, Jack thought as he sidled away to the right, toward the old oak display case.
Had his s.h.i.+m picks ready by the time he reached it. Checked the second shelf and, yes, the Roger Rabbit key ring still lay among the other tchotchkes. And the padlock still locked the door.
He'd noted Sunday that the lock was a British brand, a B&G pin tumbler model. Good, solid lock, but hardly foolproof. Opening it was a five-second procedure: two to find the s.h.i.+m with the right diameter for the shackle, one to slide the little winged piece of steel into the shackle hole of the lock housing, one to give it a twist, and another to pop the lock.
Jack pocketed the s.h.i.+ms. A quick glance around-the clerk was bent over the clock and no one else in sight-then another five seconds to slip off the lock, open the door, grab Roger Rabbit, close and relock the door.
Success.
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