467 463 Grab what I wan ? (1/2)
After Matcha and Cheese continued finding the sister for half an hour, Matcha lay on the massage chair. He looked at the situation at the living room sternly.
Two long furred females were circling Cheese as they continuously inquired about Cheese's sister.
As he saw Cheese being much more popular, Matcha was upset, ”Damn it, we are both Scottish Folds. Why is he so much more popular? Do they only care about skin colour? That's so shallow.”
He then turned and look at Yellow Mud. Even this trashy cat was chatting happily with a female cat. Matcha was then even more enraged.
At the next moment, he glanced to the side and saw the husky laying expressionless on the floor and his mouth was swollen like a sausage. A female cat was standing beside and asked caringly, ”Little doggy, what happened?”
Noodle replied blankly, ”I'm poisoned.”
The female cat was heartbroken and patted his head, ”Pitiful little doggy.”
Matcha was angered, ”Damn it, even this dog has a cat to accompany him! Am I not even comparable to a dog?”
Fishball suddenly appeared behind him, patted him on his shoulders and said, ”Don't belittle yourself, how are you not even comparable to a dog.” Fishball pointed to a flying handphone and a few small female cats chasing after it.
”Ah, you are not even comparable to a phone.”
Puff! Matcha clutched his chest and with a heartache, he collapsed onto his massage chair. He stared blankly at the ceiling and muttered, ”I'm such a trashy, it's better that I'm dead. Next life I want to be a tiger.”
Fishball sighed, ”Don't give up first. There's a last resort.”
Matcha replied without any emotion, ”What's that?”
”Drug,” Fishball said, ”You know catmint right? In this world, there's one in two cats that like catmint. Once they consume that, they can't think and act properly. That will be the best opportunity for you.”
Matcha instantly sat up and said, Okay, I will ask people to bring catmint over.”
At this moment, Li Li walked out from the toilet and shouted, ”Fishball? Where have you been?”
”Here,” Fishball ran over immediately.
After a short while, Dust Ball stuck his head out from the extradimensional gate in Zhao Yao's house.
Matcha instantly rushed over and said, ”Dust Ball, here, here, here.”
Dust Ball surveyed the surroundings and said to Matcha, ”You are the one that want goods?”
”Yes, yes, yes,” Matcha rubbed his paws together and continued, ”Have you brought it over?”
Dust Ball replied calmly, ”Pay up and you will receive it.”
Matcha took out of his phone and wired half the amount over. He then asked, ”Where's the goods? I want them.”
Dust Ball looked at the amount on his phone. He smiled with satisfaction. He opened his mouth widely and spat out a bag of catmint from the extradimensional belly.
”This is a fresh product that I had cultivated myself. This is much better than those in the market and I guarantee that you will be extremely high.”
Matcha extended his paw and slit open the package of catmint. He then retrieved a tiny bit of leaves and smelled it before licking it.
Immediately, a joyful expression appeared on his face, ”Yes, this is good stuff.”