427 Snap Back to Reality ? (1/2)

The first thing Xiao Yu did the moment she woke up was to inspect her body. Her eyes peered through the gap in her shirt only to see her pre-pubescent chest. Immediately, her eyes were filled with anger and abject disappointment.

At this very unfortunate moment, Fish Ball's meow shattered the silence in the room. This was followed by a voice which echoed in her ears, ”Xiao Yu, what are you waiting for? Help me to my bed now! Oh, don't forget to help me warm my bed.”

Initially, Xiao Yu was still drowning in disappointment from the shocking realization that it was just a dream. Fish Ball's words instantly incinerated her disappointment into anger.

Piack! Piack! Piack! Piakc!

With Roly Poly struggling in her left arm, Xiao Yu treated him to an avalanche of slaps before tossing him into a corner of the room.

Fish Ball struggled to get onto his feet as he stood there motionlessly. Xiao Yu slid him a condescending glare before sneering, ”Trying to rebel against me? Without my instruction, you are not allowed to sit forever!”

Those words immediately plunged Fish Ball into despair. A thought popped into his head, ”Moments ago, you were still referring to me as Master Fish Ball. Now, you're beating me up for no reason? Elementary school students are seriously so capricious!”

Meanwhile, Noodle was resting in his usual spot as he watched the comedy unfold in front of him. He tried so hard to suppress his laughter as he thought, ”R*tard, do you think that you actually stood a chance against me and Ho Hao Cang? Wait a minute, who is Ho Hao Cang? How do I even know this random guy's name?”

In a secluded corner of Jiangmen City, Nightmare Cat was crawling out of a huge pile of trash. He could barely catch his breath as he panted, ”B*stard. This is bad, so bad. I thought I could earn so much money by inviting all these dreamers into my world. In the end, the whole world was destroyed in a matter of minutes!”

Images of the headless horseman and Fish Ball foiling his perfect plan flooded his head. Rage swept over him as he promised himself, ”Hmph, I've remembered all your faces! Don't worry, I'll pay back whatever you did to me by 10 folds! Also, that pesky guy …” An image of the adorable Mango appeared in his head, ”I'm not going to forgive that fool as well! I will return!”

…

Zhao Yao's eyelids began to tremble as he opened his eyes to the beautiful sight of the real world. At the same time, a series of meows and screams had flooded the apartment.

Following Zhao Yao, the rest of the cats had also woken up. However, their response was completely different from Zhao Yao's. Matcha immediately ran towards a wall before slamming his fist relentlessly against it as tears streamed down his cheeks.

”My castle! My harem! Gone! All of them are gone!”

Old Cat immediately sprinted towards Matcha and informed him, ”Sir George! Sir George! Just take a look at that Roly Poly! Something's wrong with him!”

Matcha instantly swept his head in Roly Poly's direction.

What he saw shocked him. Roly Poly simply sat on the ground in a quarter lotus position. The snow-white fur on his body drifted along the slight breeze as his body emanated an other-worldly peace and tranquility.

However, that thing which annoyed Matcha the most was the mutiny in the dream world. Even in the real world, the gang of Uncle Egg, Airplane and company had gathered behind Roly Poly.

Old Cat's voice trembled as he spoke, ”This serendipitous dream had somehow provided the perfect opportunity for them to come together as one. I fear that their strength in numbers might threaten your claim to the throne.”

”Hmph, they are just a bunch of losers. A group of good-for-nothings that I can't be bothered with,” Matcha sneered.

Suddenly, Lion Head had appeared in the middle of the living room as her eyes darted from Matcha to Roly Poly. Her expression struck the perfect balance between shame and hesitation. The words struggled to come out from her mouth, ”Why? Why did God make me fall in love with both Roly Poly and Matcha when he knows I can't be with both?”

Both Roly Poly and Matcha's face contorted beyond any recognizable means when they heard those disgusting words. Meanwhile, Lion Head had already lowered her head in shame before disappearing off to a corner, ”Ah, don't force me to make this decision! I have no idea who I should choose or who I love more!” With that, her thunderous footsteps had erupted towards the corner.

Uncle Egg then whispered into Roly Poly's ears, ”Roly Poly, I think Matcha is rather hostile towards you.”

Roly Poly looked as if he had already reached the stage of Nirvana as he replied calmly, ”It's okay. I have long retired from all these. I do not want to torment myself with battles of the past. Times have changed. All I want is some serenity as I spend the rest of my life as a domestic cat.”

Uncle Egg responded, ”But I fear that the serenity which you crave for is unattainable. Matcha, that cunning cat, had turned into Zhao Yao's perfect lapdog. Every day, he is spying on our each and every action, reporting all of them to Zhao Yao. We, coming together as one, are definitely his number one sore eye.”

Roly Poly lamented, ”What is the entire purpose of this ruthless game of thrones? In the end, it is all but a dream.”