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Zhao Yao's eyebrow shot up as he looked towards the source of the commotion. Instinctively, he instructed, ”Roly Poly, turn yourself and the cat bag invisible.”
At the same time, Zhao Yao angled his head towards the opening of the cat bag before vomiting a supercat from his belly into it.
Ares suddenly found himself being squashed in cat bag with Roly Poly's fats squeezing against his cheeks.
Ares simmered with anger and shouted, ”Zhao Yao! What's wrong with you? Why did you have to call me out at this time? Don't you know how busy I am?”
Zhao Yao noticed the strands of snow white fur dangling from the corner of his lips and answered nonchalantly ”Weren't you just trying to take advantage of Catherine while she was resting? Alright, just help me out this time around and I'll reward you with more computer games.”
Ares's screams turned into cries as he continued, ”But I wanna f*ck Catherine! I don't want any of your stupid computer games!”
Zhao Yao listened to Ares's complaints before shaking his head in despair, ”That is the problem with you virgins. All you have inside your head is your stupid bitches. How can a female cat ever compare with a computer game? You can play the games for hours but can you do the same to a bitch? Let me share with you the sad truth. At the end of the day, you will realize that computer games are still your best companion.”
Naturally, Ares did not believe a single word Zhao Yao uttered. Daggers continued shooting out of his eyes as he stared at Zhao Yao viscously. Sensing that any struggles were simply futile, Ares finally stopped before whispering, ”Scumbag.”
Meanwhile, Roly Poly was trying his best to conceal his smile, ”I didn't expect this horny cat to be fantasizing about Catherine. I guess it's time to inform my father-in-law.” He then proceeded to turn the cat bag, Ares and himself invisible.
Zhao Yao slid Ares a glance before instructing, ”Envelop us within your deflective field. Remember, you must use it to repel superpowers.”
Other than repelling physical objects, Ares had long acquired the ability to repel superpower since his time with Ho Hao Cang, which explained how he deflected Elizabeth's illusion.
This ability would serve as Zhao Yao's primary line of defense as he entered Chuan Xiao District, preventing any sneak attacks.
With everything all ready, Zhao Yao approached the suspicious vehicle, brimming with confidence.
What he saw when he reached the truck appalled him. A middle-aged man was lying motionlessly in a puddle of blood. Beside him stood a little girl who was screaming at the top of her voice as beads of tears rolled down her cheeks. A lady wrapped her arms around the driver's calf as she screamed, ”Do not leave! Don't even try to leave! We still have to support our elderly parents and three-year-old child! You killed our family's sole breadwinner! How could you!”
Just when Zhao Yao thought that this was just another horrific traffic accident, the driver spoke, ”Hey, do not worry. I can save your husband.”
”You liar! Just take a look at him! He is not even breathing! How do you plan to save him!”
”Do not worry. I have specially brought a bottle of magical water all the way from my hometown. This water was incorporated with the essence of Earth and the elixir of life. By brewing it for 10,000 consecutive days, it can achieve miracles. I heard that it has even won the Nobel Prize.” As he spoke, he whipped out the tiny bottle from his pocket before dangling it in her eyes, ”I'm telling you, just one drop can revive the dead from the underworld.”
”Really?”
”Of course it's real! Do you know Wang Jin from the neighboring district? A month ago, he was fatally wounded by a series of stabs puncturing his vitals. However, one drop of this miracle water revived him instantly. He could even enjoy some good time with his wife later that night …”
”Then what are you waiting for? Quickly use it on my husband!”
The driver carefully bent forward before cautiously pouring a drop of miracle water into his mouth. The man sprang to his feet the moment the water touched his lips. He even began to jump up and down as he screamed, ”I'm fine! I'm alive! I'm alive!”
Zhao Yao had already noticed the slight movements of his chest when he was 'dead'. His acute sense of smell had already detected the ketchup in the 'blood'. All this time, the four of them would constantly slid Zhao Yao a glance to see his response. Zhao Yao knew something was amiss and quickly left the place.
With his keen sense of awareness, he noticed the couple and the driver hot on his heels as he made his escape. They continued to sing praises, ”This miracle water is truly divine! It can even save a dead man from hell!”