Vol 4 Prologue (1/2)
0: Announcement of the Disciplinary Committee is Mayhem
A coh the area
”Come on, let's start the club activities!”
Fuyuumi Ai stood in front of the whiteboard, as she pointed at us
She was surrounded by an air of importance
Today was August 2nd, which was also the dark day that ruptured our summer vacation paradise— 'The First Day of School After classes were over, our 'Jien-Otsu' gathered in the club roo while, but--
”Excuse me Fuyuumi?”
Chihispered quietly, her right cheek twitching slightly
”What, Harusaki Chiwa?”
”Why are you so shot?!”
Fuyuumi wondered as she tilted her head and said:
”The person orked to save the club froht? ”
”The person who pushed our club to the brink of being shut-doas also you!”
When our club was considered a 'menace to school discipline', the person who led the movement that wanted to shut down our Jien-Otsu was the 'demon disciplinary committee member' Fuyuumi Ai herself But after a lot of chaos, Fuyuu the role of a 'coach' She was still serving as disciplinary committee member, and she still wore that trademark discipline committee armband
”Since I have joined this club, I hereby prohibit all strange club activities Please gear yourselves for a transition to h school club activities, that's how it is”
”Uuuuuh She's only a new member”
”Talking back against the coach is also prohibited, senior member!”
”Merely a rookie, merely a rookie—!”
”Chihuahua, can you please not ry?”
Hime, who stood next to her, stroked Chiwa on the back as Chiwa gnashed her teeth
”Master is a love expert, and she'll certainly guide us to beco 'popular'
Hi eyes full of ado as far as to call her Master, she must have wholeheartedly worshi+pped Fuyuumi
Fuyuumi beamed with joy, nodded satisfied and said:
”It see, Akishi+no-san”
”You can call me Hime”
”Hiuide you to become a pure and proper maiden”
”I'lad, Master”
Hied like she was being tickled Was this the birth of a master-student relationshi+p between a beautiful disciplinary committee member and a beautiful Chuunibyou That's what it looked like
”As the president, I also very warmly welcome this increase in club members”
Masuzu sat on the opposite side of the table that Chias also sitting on, sipping a cup of hot green tea as she spoke
”With regards to the goal of beco popular, I think Fuyuumi-san will make an excellent coach After all, Fuyuumi-san has a rich handsome boyfriend who attends a private university in Tokyo”
Fuyuumi's expression turned morose when she heard this
”Handsome boyfriend? What do you mean?”
”Didn't you share with us a few days ago, the sweet relationshi+p that you have with your boyfriend?”
”Ah, right! You mean Mittland”
”Michel, wasn't it?”
”Y-Yes, Michel!”
Somehow, I could totally see Fuyuumi's cheek twitch
The college boyfriend 'Michel' this girl talked about was actually a total lie He was an iinary boyfriend
At that ti, she was forced to blurt this lie out due to the circumstances But since then, she's been continuously stretching the story
”R-Right! After all my 'Love Experiences' are completely different than yours Whether it's cuteness or feminine power, I have the upper hand!”
”Well, well, so wonderful ♪ Please show your juniors, Harusaki-san and Akishi+no-san that skills of yours”
Masuzu smiled sweetly-- But since I sat next to her, I could see that the surface of her aroose bumps
After all, Masuzu was 'Anti-Love', just like me
So what about popularity or feminine power? It looked like her heart was rather resistant to this kind of frivolous vocabulary, soher true feelings in this type of situation She really was so
”Well, you can teach us the right way to confess to the people we like”
Thus, Chiwa stole a glance at my face Don't look at me
”I also want to see I want to study Master's ways”
Hi at me!
Fuyuuly and said:
”The idea of confessing to the boy yourself is wrong in the first place As young maidens, we need to have the boy confess to us!”
The Spring, Summer, and Autumn trio all exclaimed, 'Oh'!
”So to speak, Michel was the one who confessed to Fuyuuht?”
”To be confessed by a college student, Master is cool”
”I hope you can tell us how to behave and bea confession”
Masuzu was probably the number one most-confessed-to person in the school, but she even said this It clearly made Fuyuumi very anxious
”Even if you say it l-like that, you only have to be creative Y-You need to act befitting according to the situation”
”I get it”
Thus, Masuzu turned towards me and said:
”Eita-kun, could you please confess to Fuyuumi-san here and now?”
”Ha?”
”Because I want to give Fuyuumi-san the opportunity to de confessed to”
da troublesome
Fuyuued her arms close:
”Eeeh-- Kidou-kun will? Please don't joke, I have the right to select the person who confesses to ht?”
”But why are you shted?”
”H-How could that be?! You s!”
However, unfortunately, the disciplinarysoftly!
Since I couldn't disobey a order froan to act out my 'confession scene'
”W-Well, I'll start then”
”Fine, just come!”
Fuyuumi placed her hands on her hips, and posed with a 'tsun' atmosphere
”What is it, Kidou-kun? If you stay silent, then it won't be a confession”
”Yeah, I know”
Because I never confessed to anyone before
Whatever, I'll just do it casually
”Fuyuumi Ai-san, in truth I really like you!”
”Hmph, I know”
”I love you— Go out with me—”
”Sorry, but I've never regarded you as a member of the opposite sex Can we just be friends?”
”I understand— I'll give up——”
”You can't give up now!”
”Eh?!”
Fuyuumi pointed at me, as in a daze, and said:
”If you give up now, your chance for love will end Your feelings for me, your love, you need to make them burst!”
…Such un-unreasonable demands
”But, if you look at the circumstances, wasn't I already rejected?”
”Isn't that obvious? I'irl that can be conquered so easily”
”Then it's fine, I ive up”
”How can you confess without any enthusiasm?! You need to attack with even more ferocity, and then I'll refuse you even more ferociously A confession is just like that”
Yuck, sounds too bothersome—
I turned around to see if the other three would help me, but—
”Ei-kun really doesn't have guts! After saying that, you are backing away?”
”This person who is one of the Warriors of the Holy Dragon Race, I am very ashamed”
”Such a worthless ers”
I was being isolated, and I couldn't find even half a companion It was too much, too much
Just as I was at the end of
”In this kind of situation, it's better to let this take the stage”
In a very fahth Grade Notebook'
”That's a really old notebook What is it?”
”This was the diary my 'first love' left for me The secrets of how to attract the opposite sex and how to be an attractive person are recorded inside”
”You mean it's a notebook on how to be popular? Sounds kind of interesting”
It seemed like even Fuyuumi's interest was perked, and she looked as if she wanted to try it out
Masuzu's shoulder leaned close on mine as she opened the notebook and said:
”Please give this 'Certainly dangerous ☆ 100 Concentrated ☆ Collection of Pick-up Lines' a try♪”
”Ha? Don't screw around You give it a try, you shi+tty poisonous tongue woman”
”Fuyuumi-san? —Let me correct myself, this notebook is actually Eita-kun's—”
”Pliase let ive it my most earnest effooooooord! Masuzu-wa—n!”
Well, fine I'll just do it If it coive it my all!
Asto do it with more ferocity
”W-What's with you all of a sudden? E-Even if you become more coercive to convince me, it's useless!”
Fuyuu a little, and I stared into her eyes and spoke:
”'You o crazy for me'”
”[] [] Haaa?”
Fuyuuave this surprised cry from the bottom of her heart
And as I was regretting this from the bottom of my heart, I wanted to die a worthless death
”Why are you saying such e lines? Are you stupid?”
—Quiet! I'm the one who feels the most embarrassed here!
While I was crying out in my heart, the next bullet fired
”'What you truly want is not lines, but to be reached by the Excalibur KISS[1]'”
”Are you all right? Should we go to the hospital?”
I truly made her worry
Even though I wanted to io home, bury my face in a pillow, and kickI could only see this to the end!
”'You should be careful After all my KISS is called 'Reppuzan[2]'Blade Wind｣'”
”Errr, Kidou-kun?”
”'Reppuzan'Blade Wind! 'Reppuzan'Blade Wind, 'Reppuzan'Blade Wind!”
”Hey, can't you listen when other people are talking?!”
”————REPPU————————————ZA————————N!”
Huff, this is all I can bear!
Even though I felt like I lost so very important, I tried my best to finish this
Would Fuyuumi scorn me from now on? But at least Masuzu should be able to understand—
Just as I was thinking this, Fuyuulazed over into eyes looking afar
”'Such a KISS before it gets to touch ets stopped by a varia'”
”…Varia?”
”B-Barrier!”
”A barrier—”
Fuyuu person
I didn't think she would actually go along with hth Grade Confession'
But then again, she was the owner of that 'Delusional Notebook', so maybe she also had this kind of inclination
Well, if that's the case, then I'll turn up the notch a bit
”'Your universe has been caught in the color of me Me-ER Me-EST'”
Wuuuuhhhhhhhhh—
I really want to die—
I didn't understand what I was saying anymore
Why would I want to die fro a love confession?
Anyhy did I always try to add superlatives to nouns back then? This had always been the case since I had been in eighth grade My English teacher had asked me, 'What is the past tense of 'IS'?' And I replied, 'ISED' It was reatest humiliation ever