Vol 3 Chapter 5 (1/2)

5: Waiting to be Confessed to is Mayhem

Just under those feelings I was persuaded by Masuzu, and I couldn’t help but continue investigating Fuyuumi Ai

”So annoying”

The weather was so hot it see asked to do such a thing made me really depressed Out of all the 「boyfriends」 of the world, were they driven so hard day and night for their girlfriends? If that was the case, then I would absolutely be anti-love

Bearing this kind of lazy attitude, I finally finished the fourth day of summer cram school

After the last class, the pair of childhood friends Kaoru & Fuyuumi immediately came to talk to me like yesterday Fuyuumi was the same as always, restless and unable to calotten in a habit already?

”Eita, do you want to get a cup of tea today?”

”Sure, we can go wherever”

Thankfully, Kaoru invitedFuyuumi

Kaoru shouldn’t be arranging this because he knows my and Masuzu intentions?

”Are we going to the same café as yesterday?”

”Today I want to eat sweets, so lets go soht, A-chan?”

”Y-yeah”

Fuyuuhed almost mischievously

”Sorry, sorry A-chan just wants to be with Eita, so wherever we go is fine”

”Y-yea Hey! W-W-W-W-what are you saying, idiot?! Don’t say stupid things, idiot!”

Fuyuumi blushed, and slapped Kaoru’s back These two had a really nice feeling with each other

”S-So, I’ll go with you today too!”

Fuyuu hair, and pointed her hand atthis pose of hers

We went to the shopping center in the opposite direction of the station, and walked into a snack shop

”There’s a lot a desserts that have bananas in them here”

”Ah, desserts?”

I followed Kaoru, and sat on the inner seat I looked around the store, and saw there were nosaid, with the extremely pink interior of the shop, a man would never step in

However, Kaoru was not shy at all as he called the waitress and said,

”I want a jumbo banana ice cream parfait Please add extra almonds, and replace the ice cubes with strawberries For a drink I’d like a hot house blend coffee What would Eita like?”

”I-I’ll have the same”

”Then A-chan?”

”The same will be fine”

”Then three of the same~!”

Kaoru shouted like a child, and held out three fingers Even though the waitress sniggered, Kaoru did not care

”Does Kaoru come to this store often?”

”Ah? Let’s say occasionally”

Kaoru tapped his feet and began to huh I always knew he liked sweats, I had no idea he liked it that much

After about ten minutes, the desserts we ordered arrived Kaoru looked very happy, while I on the other hand felt so the banana ice cream parfait—

”Fuyuu the bananas?”

”Mhn”

After eating all the whipped cream and ice cream, Fuyuumi was left with only four pieces of banana on her plate

”Why? You hate them?”

”I love them”

”?”

What ith this?

Ordering a banana parfait and leaving the banana was exactly the sa the pork

”Hey, Kaoru, can you help me finish this?”

”I guess I have no choice It’d be a waste to leave it”

Kaoru smiled, and it definitely did not look like he had no choice He ate the bananas in a flash I didn’t expect he’d be able to finish that after eating a jumbo banana ice cream parfait What happened to the Kaoru who normally eats small portions?

With this mystery unresolved, we finished the ice creaan to chat as we drank tea

”Although this is changing the subject, which kindergarten did Eita go to?”

When Kaoru brought up the question, I didn’t knohy Fuyuumi’s eyebroitched

Not understanding anything, I answered,

”Wakaba kindergarten”

”During kindergarten, did you have any interesting memories?”

What ith Kaoru? He’s never asked things like that before

”Oh, nothing worth ?”

I lost my voice

Because sitting opposite of ed

She was clutching a wet napkin, nearly leaning forward, and staring at lare, I think I finally understand why she was called demon disciplinary club member

”W-what’s wrong, Fuyuu?”

”Nothing!”

It had to be so

She was clenching her teeth and her eyes were bloodshot

With cold sweat dripping down my back, I said,

”O-Oh right, the autu those potatoes up, we roasted them on the spot and ate them It was really delicious”

”P-Potatoes”

Fuyuu her shoulder, very disappointed What ith her? Did she hate potatoes? But yesterday she was happily eating the large fries

Fuyuuain and said,

”B-But, yourpotatoes? You should have some other too?”

”Uh”

I folded h my memories

”Right, I re about when I was in Star class”

”Eh, Star Class? W-W-What? C-can you say it in more detail?!”

”Once, when anized this taro cook-out, they used this huge! Gigantic! Pot to cook! Eating piping hot taro on a cold day, it was really delicious!”

”You only have memories of potatoes?!” [1]

Fuyuu the coffee cups to jump

”Ah, I see You love potatoes ht? If that’s the case, we should order some more then!”

”S-stop! Don’t keep pressing the call bell!” [2]

Fuyuumi shouted at the waitress who rushed over,

”Add another ten orders of large fries!”

”You eat that much?”

”It’s for you to eat!”

We noisily argued, and Kaoru’s 「head」 was soon lying flat on the table, just like yesterday in the family restaurant

In a dying voice, he said,

”Hey, Eita”

”What is it?”

”Tsundere VS Slow-Witted is really the worstthis silly job”

I didn’t understand a word of what he said

—In the end, this restaurant did not have large orders of fries on thetoo many fries

The reason for Fuyuu I didn’t understand

Furtherure out whether Michel actually existed ca

”Eita-kun really is useless”

Masuzu said

Masuzu was co (honorifics mode) on my hard work from yesterday

Speaking of why she went back to using honorifics, it was because she listened to my previous request—of course not In fact, it was because ere together with Chiwa and Hime

It was Saturday afternoon

We members of 「Jien-Otsu」 met on an open-air veranda of a café not far from the shop I visited with Kaoru and Fuyuumi yesterday

Chiwa and I already spoke about it before lunchti cram school, so we decided to have a club reunion and fetched the other two

”Masuzu, you can’t say that I tried my best”

”Yeah, Natsukawa There are few people aste their energy like Ei-kun, right?”

Hey Chihy did you bring that up?

”Eita just hasn’t become serious yet In about 120 million years, he’ll awaken and save the planet”

Hime, if I become serious after 120 million years, everyone will be dead

”Anyways, this café is a pretty nice place”

In order to escape the criticise the subject

Around us were very fashi+onable and spacious buildings covered hite ceilings, and here there were coffee tables that sat about thirty The buildings around us had all set up display s, and while drinking tea we could see the fashi+on stores and boutiques around us

”Right This store feels great!”

”Really? I feel rather nauseous fro attacked by 「Fashi+on Germs」”

”I feel really disturbed drinking tea outside”

Although Chias very happy, it seeh

”Why? In order to be popular, it’s necessary to understand the trendiest shops, right?”

”Where did you learn that kind of thing?”

”In azines, you see”

Chiwa took a youth fashi+onEver since the start of high school, Chiwa has really loved reading this azine has becoh school students」! For a ti to do with onions, but I later found it was actually called OPINIONLEADER; lish

The pages of the h it,

”I see Everyone beco these kinds of things”

”Right—because all the popular girls read this”

”That’s really crazy, hey ♪”

Shreedddddddddd!

”Why are you tearing it!”

Chiwa shouted when she saw her 「Pachi Lemon」 so brutally torn

Masuzu exhaled, and very happily wiped the sweat from her forehead

”Ah, because I didn’t like it”

”That’s not a reason to tear apart other people’s books!”

”I actually had a very good reason I didn’t like it so much, I nearly died ♪”

”Whatever the reason, I can’t forgive you Pay me back damnn!!”

”I know—I'm sorry—”

When Masuzu apologized, you couldn’t even see the 「reflect」 part of 「self-reflect」 [3] Then she turned to the passing waiter and ordered a 「large hetti」

Heeyyyy

Even though Chias a carnivorous Chihuahua, if you tore apart the book she loved to read, how could you e for the better—?

”(Sound of sucking) How big are 「large meatballs」? ♪”

Her ot better!

Well, I guess you could say that was the good thing about Chiwa

Hian to read while repeatedly nodding her head

”Chihuahua, where is the readers’ contribution box?”

”Ah, Hie”

Hie and said,

”There are no contributions from companions or lovers from past lives, why is that?”

Ah, Hime I don’t think that would be published After all, 「PACHI LEMON」 is not a supernatural azine

”I don’t know about that, but there are soic charms—look here”

Chiwa pointed her readers to the e

”Rumor has it that 「A-chan’s Super Victory」’s charms are really effective” [4]

”That penname is ridiculous”

My interest to read was raised slightly:

★ Secret ♪ A charm to make the boy you like to confess to you!

First, don’t eat your favorite foods for five days!

If you give them to your friends to eat, maybe it’ll be more effective?

Second, at seven o’clock in the evening of the second day, watch your sweetheart’s face and chant the following charm!

「Let my wish come true, moo ~ nyaa ~ mee ~」

Repeat it for thirty seconds (roughly around that is OK)

But if your sweetheart notices, you’re OUT!

[5]

”Ah—”

Honest, this kind of content gave the impression, 「What the hell」?”

”It’s such a troublesome charm Are there actually people who do it?”

”Agreed If one chants a curse and does not harvest their lover’s blood as a catalyst, the results will be very poor”

”Hi”

Before you cast your curse, you’ll be handcuffed

”Not at all! 「A-chan’s Super Victory」’s charhest on 「PACHI LEMON」’s cute popularity test, she’s a really a person!”

Masuzu nodded her head and said,

”So if you say that, can Harusaki-san refrain froet confessed to”

”Okay Then I’ll start today!”

Chiwa answered enthusiastically, but then the waiter approached her from behind and said,

”Sorry for the wait, a large hetti”

”Wow —♪ The meat is like a tennis ball!”

The ic ended

Masuzu stared at Chiwa slurping and devouring the pasta, and said,

”But as the young maidens club, it’s unacceptable to not have received one or two confessions from boys”

”I thought confessions were so popular?”

Masuzu shrugged her shoulders after receiving the tsukkomi, and said,