Part 2 (2/2)
”Cambridge! Why, then you are beaten?”
”Rather.” (Puff.)
”And you can come here with that horrible calm, and cigar, owning defeat, and puffing tranquillity, with the same mouth. Mamma, we are beaten. Beaten! actually.”
”Never mind,” said Edward kindly; ”you have seen a capital race, the closest ever known on this river; and one side or other must lose.”
”And if they did not quite win, they very nearly did,” observed Mrs.
Dodd composedly; then, with heartfelt content, ”He is not hurt, and that is the main thing.”
”Well, my Lady Placid, and Mr. Imperturbable, I am glad neither of your equanimities is disturbed; but defeat is a Bitter Pill to me.”
Julia said this in her earnest voice, and drawing her scarf suddenly round her, so as almost to make it speak, digested her Bitter Pill in silence. During which process several Exeter men caught sight of Edward, and came round him, and an animated discussion took place. They began with asking him how it had happened, and, as he never spoke in a hurry, supplied him with the answers. A stretcher had broken in the Exeter? No, but the Cambridge was a much better built boat, and her bottom cleaner.
The bow oar of the Exeter was ill, and not fit for work. Each of these solutions was advanced and combated in turn, and then all together. At last the Babel lulled, and Edward was once more appealed to.
”Well, I will tell you the real truth,” said he, ”how it happened.”
(Puff.)
There was a pause of expectation, for the young man's tone was that of conviction, knowledge, and authority.
”The Cambridge men pulled faster than we did.” (Puff.)
The hearers stared and then laughed.
”Come, old fellows,” said Edward, ”never win a boat-race on dry land!
That is such a _plain_ thing to do; gives the other side the laugh as well as the race. I have heard a stretcher or two told, but I saw none broken. (Puff.) Their boat is the worst I ever saw; it dips every stroke. (Puff.) Their strength lies in the crew. It was a good race and a fair one. Cambridge got a lead and kept it. (Puff.) They beat us a yard or two at rowing; but hang it all, don't let them beat us at telling the truth, not by an inch.” (Puff.)
”All right, old fellow!” was now the cry. One observed, however, that Stroke did not take the matter so coolly as Six; for he had shed a tear getting out of the boat.
”Shed a fiddlestick!” squeaked a little sceptic.
”No” said another, ”he didn't quite shed it; his pride wouldn't let him.”
”So he decanted it, and put it by for supper, suggested Edward, and puffed.
”None of your chaff, Six. He had a gulp or two, and swallowed the rest by main force.”
”Don't you talk: you can swallow anything, it seems.” (Puff.)
”Well, I believe it,” said one of Hardie's own set. ”Dodd doesn't know him as we do. Taff Hardie can't bear to be beat.”
When they were gone, Mrs. Dodd observed, ”Dear me! what if the young gentleman did cry a little, it was very excusable; after such great exertions it _was_ disappointing, mortifying. I pity him for one, and wish he had his mother alive and here, to dry them.”*
*Oh where, _and_ oh where, _was_ her Lindley Murray gone?
”Mamma, it is you for reading us,” cried Edward, slapping his thigh.
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